Dear Diary,

❤️💜💙/ 🖤💜🤍🖤(DEMI/BiRomantic) Working on finding the joys in everyday interactions and experiences 💕

[aqwult]

guy who's profiting from it: look, i don't like it either

[mjalti]

[herecomesthefirstday]

obsessed with this costume

[boethiah]

great, my post is in some sort of dungeon

[kontextmaschine]

Happy 30th birthday, Neon Genesis Evangelion! Congratulations!

[unplaces]

N College Ave, Fayetteville, Arkansas.

[ozempicofficial]

[knuckle-actual]

[cryptotheism]

Warrior from enemy tribe: "Do not worry, we are safe. No human could throw a spear with enough force to seriously injure us at this distance."

Jeff Atlatl, about to unveil his new invention:

[tarragonthedragon]

always fascinated by which things people assume are unique to their culture and which they assume are universal. listening to an australian podcast right now and they are very confident that nobody will understand that 'cozzie' is short for 'swimming costume' and explain it every time it comes up, but they give zero information about swooping season because surely everyone gets attacked by birds for like a month a year

[cryptotheism]

Convening my most powerful generals to call them gay little fat boys who are too pussy to kill civilians: my new "drunk stepdad" theory of government.

[youthincare]

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

[waterandsilver]

not only do i support immigration, i don't want to live anywhere without immigrants

[beatbizzle]

I overheard a woman at my job say "Your whole personality revolves around what you hate instead of what you love and thats an awful way to live." to the resident vocal Maga in the breakroom.

He was stunned into silence for at least 60 seconds so that was nice.

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"

Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:

🫳🪨

🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨

So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.

🫳🪷🪷🪷

[phineastratchet-deactivated2025]

I have one that;s called "picking grapes off the vine"

🍇🤏

🤌🟣

this method could also be used to pick other things, if you'd like...

🎂🤏🤌🕯️

🐒🤏🤌🦟

[slightlydraconic]

⛰️🤏🤌🪨

🫳🪨

[dreamofhircine]

Issuing a broad apology to etsy witches, now that magic is real apparently.

[dreamofhircine]

two-day delivery like they had Prime shipping.

[ai-yo]

Can I get the name of these witches

[roycohn]

for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]