I'm Not A Peachkingdom, Sadly

But Hi anyway!

[d6b-onion]

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

[mentemori]

My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

[zombie-chaser]

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

Do you like this song? #817

Yes I like it, I already know it

Yes I like it, first time listening

No I don't like it, I already know it

No I don't like it, first time listening

Voting ended onMay 29

✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖

✨ Artists and titles will be revealed with the full song after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update!

⚠️➡️ Yes, spoilers includes posting the lyrics. Please don't spoil. There are other ways to have fun with the post if you reblog it, maybe be sneaky/witty about it with obscure references. Have fun while following the rules! 😄💖 Fandom blogs/communities are welcome to reblog, but please keep that as far as it goes with spoilers!

[fluffysheeps]

Prehistoric pastry pals 🦖

[socialmurderer]

Best ice cream flavor that ISN’T chocolate, strawberry or vanilla

Mint

Cookies and cream

Cookie dough

Butter pecan

Moose tracks

Salted caramel

Coffee

Cotton candy

Birthday cake

Pistachio

Peanut butter

Something else

Voting ended onApr 30

[transtarks]

reblog this and put in the tags at least two (2) songs you are listening to on repeat right now

[salvadorbonaparte]

German Listening Comprehension: Buying train tickets in Germany by Fabi Rommel

[miniaturekingdompeach]

[ellynneversweet]

Darcy’s introduction in Pride and Prejudice is really ‘what if you had just had the worst month of your life because your ex-bestie tried to lover boy scam your baby sister out of her share of your dad’s life insurance and your friend dragged you to a shitty party in a dive bar in the neighbourhood where he’d just signed a short term lease, and you decided to let your bad mood show because you were never going to see any of the assholes in this stupid shitty bar EVER again. And your friend ended up making out with a girl he’d just met there while you were stuck talking to her sister who was less cute and then her mother appeared and started trying to matchmake and started saying how if she was twenty years younger she’d clime you like a redwood and ooooh is that a black Amex, guess the next round is on you hahhahahahaha, while her other sister (how many fucking sisters does she have?!) flashed an obviously fake ID at the bar and ordered six vodka-diet red bulls and no one in her family except the less-cute sister even tried to stop her. And you went home and consoled yourself that you would never see any of these people again but then you met them over and over again because they live next door and your friend and the cute sister keep meeting up to make out but not actually date and then. You fall in love with the less-cute sister because it turns out she’s really witty and charismatic but she already knows and remembers and resents the fact that on a day when you were in a shitty mood you called her mid out loud in a dive bar.’

[fuckyeahxfactor-blog]

New 'Bootcamp' boyband.

According to sources a new boyband has been formed at Bootcamp with 5 solo contestants thought to be more promising as a group.

The boyband made up of auditionees: Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik

(Liam being one of this years re-auditonee’s) The boyband are yet unamed.

Previous groups formed at Bootcamp have usually been doomed from the start and although usually making it through to the live shows don’t go much further. Futureproof, Hope and Miss Frank to name the most well known,

[jasper-rolls]

did anything happen with this

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

i heard they got involved with human trafficking?

[splend-42]

They bought a LOT of daughters

[rt0no]

[bennetsbonnet]

Pride and Prejudice (1995) + Text Posts (5/?)

[bennetsbonnet]

Pride and Prejudice (1995) + Text Posts (7/?)

[ddwhaleshark]

All of the stardew valley coop animals together , I love them so much!!

I’ve been playing stardew for a while and the update was just one hell of a surprise for me !! It’s a way how I n my bf spend time together :3

[liljakonvalj]

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[idonthavepurplehair]

Chat gpt you will never be her

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

När jag var liten och hörde ”Dota” av Basshunter trodde jag att han sa ”data” med en skånsk dialekt.

Fattade inte förrän långt senare att Dota var ett spel. Trodde bara han sjöng om att i allmänhet spela på en dator