I dont exist rn

Cliff or Heath, 24 Gender do be fluid so any pronouns

[fuckyeah2000s]

this is actually legitness

[scrungly420]

Gotta add the spiritual successor (among us medallion) + live among us reaction

[shuffled-bunny]

[sylvyspritii]

My notifications look so much more fun this way

[transpool-moved]

i wish down with cis bus was real

[spamton]

together, brother..... we can make it happen.

[transpool-moved]

you mean it...?

[spamton]

I mean it.

[nyancrimew]

my kinks are jerking off and missionary sex and photos of big boobs and porn , and also hot models haha

[nyancrimew]

[bunnieswithknives]

WIP animatic because I am obsessed with this game

[mclennonyaoi]

guys is this fucking real . did i invent the term girlfailure

[mclennonyaoi]

“the post received five notes in two years” are you mad at me? :(

[mclennonyaoi]

this is going to change 2 truths and a lie forever for me

[paxamericana]

[luxlicht]

is that the anarky symbol?

[cyber-face-deactivated20230311]

“anarky”

[luxlicht]

Yeah, Anarky. From Batman: Arkham Origins. Apparently it is also used by real life anarchists as well, but I recognized it from the game.

[veryhappyturtle-deactivated2017]

I’m,,,

[cu-curu-gol-deactivated20181217]

who tf bought arkham origins

[classychassiss]

[kaijuno]

[byteofsoup]

Imagine you're so small and cold and scared but there's smaller ones that are smaller and colder and more scared. I'm going to cry

[kedreeva]

It’s unknown what happened to the mother. But all four kittens are “doing great so far,” Fugate said, and are in the care of a foster home, where the youngest ones are being bottle-fed every few hours. Binx is still with them. “They all went to a foster home together,” she said, “because how could we split them up?”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The fact that there are so many hackable nervous feedback systems in the body is absurd. We can just be like "I want to feel something different now" and twitch the right muscle like switching modes on an old digital watch. Fucking ridiculous meat machine.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sometimes I'm a bit bored and I want to feel happier and evolution gave me a specific muscle in my cheek to twitch to do this. Nonsense. Absolute nonsense.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

"I want to feel more physically stable, let's fuck around with the vagus nerve." That shouldn't work. That shouldn't be a thing that we can do. This is backwards design.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Mood <--> body language is a self-reinforcing loop; your mood dictates your language and also takes cues from the language to dictate your mood. So you can change your mood by changing the body language.

You ever seen a fake smile vs a real smile (or, if you suck at body language like me, had someone point it out to you?) The main difference is whether a muscle in the corner of the eye/upper cheek is contracted or not. This is a major cue that the body listens to to know if you're happy. So if that muscle's been relaxed for a long time (you're not smiling recently), you can make yourself happy by contracting that muscle.

You can also make yourself sad or angry by stimulating various face muscles but like. Why would you.

If you're feeling generally nervous or unsettled, stimulating your vagus nerve will reset a bunch of physiological functions and calm you down. You can do this via various different maneuvres involving tensing abdominal muscles or stretching muscles along the spine that I won't detail here but are easy to look up. This is also used to 'reset' a palpitating heart. Another way to calm down is to tense and then relax the whole body, or to slow and deepen your breathing (the body breathes faster and shallower when nervous so if you breathe slow and deep it goes "oh I guess I'm not nervous then" and starts to calm down).

Basically if you physically fake a mood then a good 80% of the time your dumbshit body will just believe you, at least temporarily.

[hollowedskin]

You can also slow your heart rate down by activating the mammalian dive response. by putting something cold on your face across your cheekbones your body thinks you have dived underwater and so you need to hold your breath.

You can stimulate the vagus nerve by humming and singing too, bc a part of it runs behind the vocal chords. Literally messing with wires.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Most fucked up nerve in the entire body. Real freak of a nerve.

[memewhore]

[weaponsofmassdisruption]

Not what I expected coming from John Green

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

I said what I said.

[hithisismeandmyfaces]

[starry-beetle]

[august-undergrounds]

never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

[wellillbedamned]

The cookie dough fandom is dying reblog if you like it wet and raw

[sandersstudies]

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

[sandersstudies]

Me: I shall become his mother and gain his trust

Me talking to an animal control officer five minutes later: he is a nasty horrid little boy and I am bleeding heavily

[sandersstudies]

Animal control officer on the phone: So he’s in your car with you?

Me: Um. It’s his car now and he’s very mad at me.

[sandersstudies]

Second animal control officer: oh you captured him and got him in your car? He’s friendly?

Me, my right hand completely wrapped in paper towels: wouldn’t say that

[sandersstudies]

Urgent Care Nurse: Wow it’s strange he managed to get you so many times.

Me: I uh. Did not let go.

[borgesperovago]

You vibe as someone prone to toxic relationships

[sandersstudies]

People on tumblr will just say anything huh.

[borgesperovago]

Oh cmon, "he hurt me a lot cause i couldn't let go" absolutely has double interpretation.

[sandersstudies]

Me, holding a cat (of unknown gender) as it repeatedly digs its little teeth deep into my flesh: Is this… too… yuri?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This website is free

[naamahdarling]

We pay in other ways.

[demilypyro]

we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable

[demilypyro]

oh my god it was the porn ban. the porn ban killed the tumblr sexyman. the horny can't fester and multiply like it used to. the sexymen are killed in their infancy

[knitmeapony]