if i look back, i am lost
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Cosimo Galluzzi
noise dept.
ojovivo
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Kaledo Art
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@theartofmadeline
Jules of Nature
#extradirty
will byers stan first human second
shark vs the universe
One Nice Bug Per Day
art blog(derogatory)
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@minniesbutt
job description: must be willing to work in a fast-paced unpredictable high-energy environment
the environment:
Job description: relaxed atmosphere where we’re family, not coworkers, providing friendly service for wonderful clientele, positive vibes abound
The Vibes:
Advantages of being an elf:
- you get the pointy ears
- youre never in a hurry again, ever
Disadvantages of being an elf:
- every other race assumes youre racist
- every other race makes fun of your bland cooking, with good reason
- you gotta walk up a thousand stairs to make it to the 2nd room of any building bc the architect thought making it tall and ornate af was a good idea for some reason
- no other race laughs at your jokes, with good reason
- theres always some fucker high up the chain of command whos like "elven kind never interacts with the brutish orcs...." and youre like "who voted for this guy anyway" and then you find out he was chosen royal advisor 10,000 years before you were born
- every other race makes fun of your garbs. With good reason.
‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this
the mcdonald’s napkin when the window rolls down
I just saw a story on AO3 tagged "pet p!ay"
TIK TOK MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE IT DESTROYS LANGUAGE
Ok, unless something's going on I'm not aware of (extremely likely), I gotta point out the term "Pet Play" is significantly older than Tik Tok, or most of its userbase for that matter.
Yeah, I'm not mad about using the term "pet play". That's a perfectly fine term. I'm mad because they didn't use that term: they used "pet p!ay", a censored version
Oh. Oh gawd I missed that. Objection withdrawn, that is objectively terrible.
To anybody who is new to posting on ao3, if you’re using a tag you have to use the correct spelling of that tag. People aren’t going to type in every version of a censored word to hide or look for your content 
For everyone new to tumblr, the same rule applies to tumblr too.
You cannot censor your tags! Censored tags cannot be block or filtered. Censoring tags HARMS your audience, it does not protect them
Nicki Minaj is officially a playable character now on “Call Of Duty”
something something Solid Snake
The hoes are unimpressed with your sarcastic detachment, and are enchanted with my sincere wonder. Writhe like the worm you are.
unmarked .mov file that my qpp sent me over discord. enjoy
im grilling absolute cheese
Guy discovers open window and falls in love with the night air , Healed for 100000 points
"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess
“My life sucks so yours should too!”.
cigarette flavored ice cream
Can you give me some space please.
you can strip an angel of it's divinity by touching it with a magnet because the memory on it's hard drive is easily erased by anything with a strong enough magnetic field
[heart eyes pop out of my head like a cartoon wolf] shsjdhhdjdd aWOOOOOga!!!
you know the wizards council will use this to expand the surveillance kingdom and erode nonhuman rights
👏dragon 👏blood 👏can’t 👏erode 👏mythril 👏beams
everyone else is funnier than me I quit
When the author describes a character’s appearance way too late and you have to quickly redesign the image you already have for them in your head:
This is why if you want people to know your character has long raven-black hair with red streaks and eyes like limpid tears, you need to make sure you say so in your first paragraph. Christ. Imagine someone thinking your character’s a prep.
Holy shit I’m dying.
That. That literally explains the opening paragraph of My Immortal I was making a joke but this person came out here with receipts holy hell
