meme boy dream boy

cool corpses @elmobloop sideblog

[cosmonautroger]

Aoi Tokunaga

[senatortedcruz]

he doesn't have instagram and hasn't updated his facebook since 2019 so i've been beating it to some linkedin pics of him speaking at a conference

girl

[jetix]

2024-07-20

[butch-king-frankenstein]

sometimes you'll see a bird for the first time and when you look it up you learn that its name is the Common Dirt Bitch and its range is Everywhere and there are 400 million of them in your state alone

[stlamb]

[clubcope]

[starjasmines]

did you guys know that imagining something = as good as having it

[eviethekiwi]

it's actually better than having it because you dont have to have it

[starjasmines]

TRUE.

[rozzed]

why not have the reader re-read a sentence now and then? it won't hurt him....

[meowmorials]

2001

[lakevida]

just experienced a brief desire this is so scary

[hardwrench]

pregnant with a bag of peas

[excdus]

2am in Harajuku on Valentine’s Day, 2014.

(source)

[lungthief]

you think i havent suffered? that i don’t know what humiliation feels like? i literally have a crush on a blond guy

[mothmansboywife]

The only adhd tips that work:

1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)

2. Never sit down (never sit down)

[cosmonautroger]

Jacques-Laurent Agasse, La Fontaine Personnifiée, 1837

[girlmostlikely]

You literally have to just get over yourself every day

[blood-drunken]

the shaking and twitching are part of my charm btw