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I saw this and just assumed the second picture was seconds after the first one
wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty yearsÂ
WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART HAS BEEN DEAD FOR EXACTLY 226 SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS
as much as i appreciate the increased usage of they/them pronouns as a non binary person that uses those pronouns, y'all need to also understand that using they/them on someone who does not use they/them is still misgendering
Using they/them for someone whose gender/pronouns youâre unsure of: good; doesnât make assumptions; more concise and inclusive than the dreaded âhe or she.â not misgendering
Using they/them for someone who has already told you their gender/pronouns (and doesnât use they/them): not good; ignores their implicit/explicit wishes; often used as an âoutâ by closet transphobes to avoid referring to a binary trans person with their preferred pronouns while still appearing âwoke.â this is misgendering
Oh theyâre going to need salvation.
Not just making it illegal, but making being gay punishable with death.
This is one of the many reasons why I walk by every single red bucket in the run-up to Christmas. Theyâre not getting my money, I donât care how nice the people ringing bells are.
Ever since the time they threatened to close all their soup kitchens in NYC if a law that did something as simple as allow companies to extend spousal benefits to their employeeâs same-sex domestic partners I have refused to buy from them or donate to them.Â
Itâs that time of year again! In case people donât know⌠the Salvation Army is shitty peoples.
Also, the married women are not paid (and therefore canât qualify for assistance if they should ever divorce, etc). And worth âof courseâ less than a man.
â In the Armyâs case, the agreement for compensation is that the officer allowance be paid jointly to the husbandâthe check is written in his name. Officially, the wife is a âworker without expectation of remuneration,â and her husband receives 40 percent more of an allowance as a married man than he would as a single man. â
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hey since that season is coming up again!
To my American followers. Donât support Salvation Army. Not only are they homophobic as shit, but Iâve also heard that they abuse a lot f homeless people. They only care about money, please donât donate to them and give your money to charities that actually help people
Never donât reblog.
To be clear: this is specific to America. It is not necessarily going to be true for all countries. Please donât boycott your own salvos without proper investigation: in many countries they do good work.
To be clear, this âThis is specific in americaâ thing is completely false. The comments above, about how the organisation believes the gays should be put to death, from Maj. Andrew Craibe were made by an Australian, in Australia, about the Australian salvation army. The organisation largely follows a global doctrine, which is what Craibe was talking about. Theyâve allegedly changed the doctrine in light of all the negative PR, but itâs pretty well known that they havenât really actually changed much beyond the occasional âHey, we donât actively hate the gays anymoreâ message. Itâs probably safest to just find a secular charity, or at least, a religious based one thatâs not attached to such a strong history of discrimination.
I just learned yesterday that Pikachu, my favorite Pokemon, was originally designed not by Ken Sugimori (he only finalized the design), but by a female graphic designer named Atsuko Nishida.Â
Also after googling her, I found out that sheâs also designed Sylveonâanother favorite PKMN of mine. Sheâs also illustrated some very pretty Pokemon cards!!
Thank you Ms. Nishida! :-) May you get more credit and love for your contribution to the Pokemon franchise.
as a camera shy person myself, knowing she hides behind plushies is just amazing
Her and Yoko Taro are legends at hiding from cameras. xDÂ
Hereâs some other Pokemon sheâs designed, for anyone curious:
source: x
and not to derail this post into anything overtly political, but: If it werenât for a woman in the gaming industry, we wouldnât have freakinâ Charizard. I feel like thatâs something more people should know about!
idk why everyone is mad pewdiepie got robbed??? uh, maybe the robber apologized??? it was just. a heated. burglary moment. why y'all sjws coming for this robber he did nothing wrong!!
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fuck you
bidoofs law never lets me down
YouâreâŚdisappointed that they didnât come up with a counter-argument to your brilliant and rapier-sharp point of saying âfuck youâ?
bro isnt that the down with cis guy
Glad to know nothing has changed over the past decade
actually there were 0 time travellers on the Titanic, because the time cops have an entire outpost to safeguard that one particular point in history. every rookie spends a least a month on Titanic duty and they all complain bitterly about it since it is, essentially, the time travel equivalent of being the guard who has to stop tourists from licking the Liberty Bell.
listen. LISTEN. there's going to be somebody, maybe several somebodies, at the travel hub who's dressed nice and knows all the right words and swears back and forth that they can sell you the credentials that will get you into the Titanic's timespace. they'll sell you IDs that pass you and your friends off as 23rd century history students or, worse, some 24th century brats who will go crying to their corporate sponsors if you ruin their paid vacation.
the IDs will look very impressive. they will not come cheap. they will not help you.
there's no checkpoint to bluff your way through and nobody who wants to hear you try. if you try to time travel anywhere near the Titanic, whether you try to board with all the other passengers or appear on the boat in the middle of the voyage, you will get slammed directly into a whitespace dragnet - a time bubble, in layman's terms.
and you will be surrounded by at least a dozen time cops, all of whom are bored and cranky and very eager to flex their newfound authority, which means they will absolutely detain you for as long as possible and insist on giving you a lecture when a slap on the wrist would do. if you talk back they might double your fine or even suspend your chronal permissions for up to a year.
and then they'll send you back to the hub in your period piece clothing that will suddenly look very stupid, and the guys who sold you the ideas will have fucked off to 1998 by then and you won't have a chance in hell of getting your money back, and what I'm saying is that it's not worth it, dude. it's just not worth it.
This is too specific to not be from experience
what are you, a time cop?
-Carl is in college
-Carl is around 17-19 years old
Buford likes eating bugs.
O.W.C.A. considers Doof to be their third highest threat.
-Dogs are not allowed in Danville City Hall
-Danville City Hall has a doggy door despite not allowing dogs