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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
we're not kids anymore.

shark vs the universe
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i don't do bad sauce passes
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@minun61real
“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.
you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.
i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.
@official-boob-posts
official boob post
I appreciate all the lesbians in the notes but as a bi dude this post applies equally to all boobs: men's, women's, nonbinary, etc etc. The puter contains multitudes of boobs and they're all great
Idk which reblog chain on this post is getting notes again, but I'm reblogging my favorite again. for boobs.
This post is getting notes again but they're once again missing my favorite reblog chain.
it's so hard talking to people with normative views on shit someone will say "i lost five pounds this month!" and im not supposed to say "im so sorry" or "you wanna get high and try to get em back?"? fuckkkkkkkk this shit is so hard im NOT getting that promotion
I think its funny when they do this
I ordered a nonstick pan what the fuck is this
your tumblr avatar is who you are on the outside, and your discord avatar is your true self
on the outside I am an owl
On the inside, I am Athena
I have the same picture
Shark and gay cake
Shark and gay cake
On the outside, im a fox.
On the inside, im doomed yuri (gattwo tpot)
on the outside I am scum
on the inside i am nothing at all. not even a fully transparent png or a default pfp for when you dont put one in yourself. just nothing.
on the outside some cute bitch who is a hermit / arsonist
inside I’m someone who’s husband left her, then constantly told my son he was going to die, he married his childhood friend to get away from me, his childhood friend then killed him and was in denial of his death the entire time
On the outside i’m the living embodiment of no person. WITH A SANTA HAT!
On the inside, I’m Dom. Always was and always will be.
On the outside I’m a publicly editable encyclopedia of knowledge
On the inside I’m a random symbol made on reddit
On the outside, I'm a pokemon
On the inside, I'm hit internet celebrity Dr. Kidori (Kasane Teto)
there's a new collaboration in town - are you ready for five nights at miku's? 🧸🍕 (stickers are also available in my kofi!)
I love all the color coordination, and then there's miku
Not gonna let this be forgotten
Penicillin is processed, and to my knowledge, not made with this type of mold anyways.
Yeah its becoming abundantly clear that the 'Bible essay' is a targeted stunt by TPUSA to a) victimize a Trans woman for daring to teach at a university and b) to manufacture a 1st amended 'crisis' for attention. But they very clearly did it in this specific class bc the teacher is a Trans woman, all the original TPUSA posts about this mention the "transgender professor"
Well, they've succeeded in getting her on administrative leave!
The essay objectively sucks ass
College???
HI HELLO HEYA 😄
Heya!
Beaverton is (unfortunately) satire. Which means this is not happening yet, wait 6 months
Okay, but like, jokes about Monica Lewinsky are not funny, jokes about the affair clinton probably had with Trump are funny, but Monica was a victim of these men
Please stop calling him "Donica Lewinsky"
Like why are we still degrading and making fun of her for being taken advantage of and abused by the most powerful man on earth 30 years later.
Im going to be so real, the only knowledge I have of Monica Lewinsky is Eminem mentioning her
You could not waterboard this out of me
Okay, but like, jokes about Monica Lewinsky are not funny, jokes about the affair clinton probably had with Trump are funny, but Monica was a victim of these men
Please stop calling him "Donica Lewinsky"
Like why are we still degrading and making fun of her for being taken advantage of and abused by the most powerful man on earth 30 years later.
Im going to be so real, the only knowledge I have of Monica Lewinsky is Eminem mentioning her
You could not waterboard this out of me
Its so sad there isnt a jorking it equivilent for food
Like when youre horny but you have no one to sleep with you can just jork it. I can't do anything if I want sushi
i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)
you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact
@i-suggest-vore