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[sapphling]

sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

[sapphling]

You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

[sapphling]

no that part was real

[ariadne-mouse]

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

[steakosaur]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

Kudos to this post, I think of you every time I do my fucking laundry

[cartooncoyote]

There's just so much I don't know about Tolkien's work

[effinbirds]

[catbunblue302]

Dalinar, to Kaladin: You’re like the son I never had.

Adolin: Hello???

Renarin: Don’t worry, you'll get used to it.

[rt0no]

[effinbirds]

[pusheen]

[utopians]

incredibly, the architect behind both the building that melts cars in london and the building that burns people in las vegas foresaw this exact problem happening for BOTH buildings, did not do anything to prevent it, and describes the effect as "phenomenal". King

[beemovieerotica]

i looked up pics of people cooking eggs in the building's reflection and

this is like a renaissance painting

[bumblewyn]

I am very endeared by humanity’s tendency to check if it’s truly hot somewhere by attempting to cook an egg

[pusheen]

[legsdemandias]

“National teacher shortage” is a fun way of saying that the USA has made a passion driven job so ungodly inhospitable that even people who “just care about teaching, not the money” don’t even care about teaching anymore.

[roach-works]

you mean i could make less at school than at mcdonalds while working 60+ hours a werk and being expected to take a bullet any minute and contracting every disease ever and still not be able to cover my bills june-september while parents and politicians blame me for why their kids are gay

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

don’t forget mandatory interaction with the school cops every day. y'know, the very normal thing where schools now just have cops that hang out there

[nevver]

The New Yorker, Mort Gerberg

[nudityandnerdery]

[meangirlnurse]

there is no nursing shortage btw. just a shortage of nurses willing to work under the terrible, unsafe conditions created by capitalists 👍

[meangirlnurse]

how to solve the nursing shortage:

mandatory patient-to-nurse ratio laws modeled after the laws in California

pay nurses more

🤷‍♀️

[meangirlnurse]

perpetuating the myth of a "nursing shortage" only benefits the healthcare administrators fucking us over, giving them an excuse to claim that they can't help but short staff the hospitals because there just aren't nurses to fill those roles

nurses literally make up a full 1% of the US population. there is no nursing shortage

[meangirlnurse]

3. also unions

[mazzfuxx-beeezabub]

*Loses needle

*Finds needle

*Puts down needle

*Picks up cross-stitch project

*Loses needle

*Rages

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

[enki2]

[lethalbutterfly]

That's a side quest. You're supposed to go find him.

[audhdspacewizard]

Or at least find his environmental storytelling skeleton along with a unique weapon or piece of armor.

[infectiouspiss]

the fuck man do i have a tumblr criminal record or some shit ??

[captain-paperclip]