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♡~|She/Her | Bi | You are the best thing thats ever been mine.| ~♡

[miriam1134]

‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹ Oh Hi! ‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹

⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔

I'm Miriam! I've finally gotten to making a proper introduction! So, without further ado:

⏝꒷︶ ͡𑁬⁠♡໒ ͡ ︶꒷⏝

|⟢ Name : Miriam!

|⟢ Age : (Private, but I'm in school)

|⟢ Sexuality : Bi

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|⟢ Interests !

⤹ Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter, Lana Del Rey, history, reading and writing, vintage stuff, sewing, tea

|⟢ DNI:

⤹ haters (you dont gotta like anything but actively seeking it to hate on it is lame), weirdos (not the good kind), homophobic, transphobic, racist, ect. ppl.

Hope you enjoy! ‧₊˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹

────•⋅⊰༻(⁠´⁠∩⁠｡⁠•⁠ ⁠ᵕ⁠ ⁠•⁠｡⁠∩⁠`⁠)༺⊱⋅•────"૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა

[bloodonthetrack]

two special events happening in this week

[paul-is-dead-theory]

Oh my god

[thehumantrampoline]

I kept forgetting my nighttime antidepressant so I set an alarm where the sound was a recording of me saying "HEY. TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILL" because I thought it would be funny. It was funny about three times, and then it started making me mad and I'd dismiss it right away to make it stop. So I handed my phone to my partner, who made another recording sweetly saying "Okay Shira, it's time to take your medication" and now I don't get mad anymore and I take my pill. The "compassion over punishment" camp has gotta get something wrong one of these days

[silversunsailing]

look at you strawberry john

[miriam1134]

Currently contemplating buying a vintage of my fav 60s lipstick, soft silver rose, purely to compare the color (not to use I'm not that brave)

[miriam1134]

The USPS website is so funny dude. Told me my package would be here by 9 pm. 9 pm comes and suddenly it says that its expected by 8 pm today...like girl what. 8 pm has happened. Happened long long ago in a galaxy far far away.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"but they support [dictator] and [violent action]!" okay is it possible that a combination of propaganda, election rigging, and authoritarian crackdowns on dissent could lead a population to look like it supports something most people would find distasteful under more reasonable circumstances

[silveme]

when i was 12 and new to tumblr i didn't know what bisexual meant and i thought it was like you had split personalities and one was gay and one was straight so i asked someone i was kind of friends with "who are you today?" and when they went ??? i said "are you the gay one or the straight one today" and they blocked me

Bi people when their gay side takes over

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[transdaughterofthesun]

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

[iforgotmyfandom]

:)

[idiototheinternet]

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

[lizyarikus]

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

[anexperimentallife]

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

[what-if-i-just-did]

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine how I feel

[mrsjdavis]

POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It doesn’t have to

[smegorl]

Yes it does.

[type-blaze0]

Of course it has to, it gets a billion notes in 2041

[angels-haven-official]

We all know who needs to be @’d

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[evilpineapple-offical]

my third time seeing this and I only just understood

[miriam1134]

One of my favorite things about the internet is that you get to meet people from all over the world and you all just go "yall do that?" "You call it that?" "Ypu have WHAT?" Its so beautiful

[miriam1134]

The more real you get the more unreal the world gets

-John Lennon

[pissvortex]

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

[homophobla]

If this post gets 6066 notes I will officially declare Canada "The Republic of Homosexuality"

[homophobla]

Which is something I have the power to do

[castironwaffleiron]

cmon guys we can do this

[despazito]

[thehuxler]

Genuine question, would he survive childbirth?

[gonnacrucifyme]