Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell.

| He/Him | 35 | More anxiety than I know what to do with. No minors allowed.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[gertritude-art]

nightly spiral

[sigynpenniman]

this is my favorite fuckin comic ever I have never seen something capture the experience so well

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[silviacrossdresser]

Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny reinterpret this cartoon first published in German magazine Lustige Blätter in 1932:

[drawingwolf]

When the rest of the days plans get rained out you may as well walk

[bitchautism]

here's two articles about how JK Rowling just posted on X an upskirt photo of Freda Wallace, a transgender woman, after deadnaming her and misgendering her repeatedly online.

JK Rowling deadnamed and posted 'upskirt' photo of trans woman on X

The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in

JK Rowling posts upskirt image of trans woman while begging to debate her - LGBTQ Nation

Rowling posted the picture taken from below because the trans woman, she said, was "refusing to debate me."

[sailatina3]

Thank you for posting without the fucking destiel meme

[goodnightngoth]

me: sorry i’ve been busy

me for the last hours:

[sibblank]

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[theweirdwideweb]

[astonarts]

six seven

[axl-fox]

You know what? fuck you *puts your mons in a blender*

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[franxurio]

Paleopureza: a series of illustrations with dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals living around some places in my hometown, Seville. 

You can see more of my stuff on Instagram and Facebook.

[daylights-rain]

I am a very big dragon. I am adding small ice dragons to my cup of water to keep cool

[daylights-rain]

Ok new problem: they keep trying to kiss me when i take a sip. Keep my water cold stop playing dangerous games

[estro-boi]

Dammit Scully, 8 young men have inexplicably vanished in this small town alone in the last 3 years, replaced by female doppelgangers who appear to be converging on New York and Portland. We've been getting reports like this from across the country and you just keep laughing and telling me it isn't an X-file. Well I want answers

[vforvalensa]

Scully you're never gonna believe this