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shark vs the universe
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this is like a renaissance painting
Well those are allllmost done
question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway
There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage
question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths
They're actually a really dark purple
question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage
Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em
question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths
The heart wants what the heart wants
this reads like a muppet sketch
see? See!??!
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World Heritage Post
...ah.
alright I've got to do some quick math to explain attitudes towards AI to my boss.
we're looking to create an AI policy, and when we were talking about this, my boss (older millennial) was genuinely shocked to hear that younger people do not (seem) to view AI positively (a la the recent commencement speakers being booed)
please rb for larger sample size!
Question 1/3
What is your age, and do you feel AI is a net positive or net negative in our lives today?
under 18, AI is a net positive
under 18, AI is a net negative
18-29, AI is a net positive
18-29, AI is a net negative
30-45, AI is a net positive
30-45, AI is a net negative
46-60, AI is a net positive
46-60, AI is a net negative
over 60, AI is a net postive
over 60, AI is a net negative
Question 2/3
How often do you visit or interact with museums/archives (whether in person or online)?
Frequently (multiple times per month)
Often (multiple times per year)
Occasionally (a couple times per year)
Rarely (once every couple of years)
Never :(
Question 3/3
If you saw a museum was using AI in exhibits, marketing, research, etc., would you be more or less inclined to visit that museum?
under 18, more inclined
under 18, less inclined
18-29, more inclined
18-29, less inclined
30-45, more inclined
30-45, less inclined
46-60, more inclined
46-60, less inclined
over 60, more inclined
over 60, less inclined
Thank you for helping with this data collection. Please rb for as big a sample as possible!
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From The New Anecdota Americana, 1944
…my goodness, that did not end the way i expected it to :D
imagine your ot3
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER - "Teacher's Pet."
the centaurs joking that none of them will ever get a raise ever again now that shane is on the team. the jokes getting more and more elaborate as time goes on; like it’ll be about one of them not being able to afford something small but it’s okay because they’ll get the stanley cup.)))
*the centaurs are hanging out as a team at ilyas condo in ottawa*
bood: oh it's so... lived in
ilya: i don't spend much time here
bood: ???
shane: practically moved yourself in at Janes have you?
cens: ?????????? (jane???)
ilya: as though your lily doesn't have a toothbrush at yours
cens: ???!!!!!! (lily?????!!!)
shane: h- she's made our bristles kiss, it's very cute
ilya (softly): oh that is very sweet I can't laugh at that
cens: ??????????????? (are we???? missing something???????)
bood: yeah that's cute
hayes: mmmmmhmmmmm
. forty-six
changing - hollanov - @hollanovmicrofic - word count: 556 - click here for my hollanov microfic archive on ao3
“Hey, cap, can we talk to you?” Wyatt Hayes asked, pulling Ilya aside one day after practice, Troy Barrett, Zane Boodram, and Luca Haas flanking him.
Ilya, who had just finished showering and only had a t-shirt and shorts on his muscular frame, raised one eyebrow. “All of you?” he questioned, frowning. “Is something wrong?”
“No,” Troy assured him, “Just–c’mon.”
Together, the five men walked out of the locker room to the hall, Ilya still stuffing down a bit of panic. Shane had just joined the team a few weeks ago–were the others maybe unhappy with his performance? Had Ilya and Shane been too coupley in front of the others? He winced. Was Shane better than Ilya, and they wanted him as captain?
All of these thoughts swirling in his head, he gazed stoically at his friends, willing them to just spit out what they were trying to say. They all looked a bit uncomfortable, but Ilya knew he was definitely the most uncomfortable of all of them, willing himself not to reach up and worry at the ring and crucifix on the chain around his neck, a nervous habit of his.
“What is wrong?” he demanded roughly after a few moments of awkward silence.
Luca, of course, was the one to speak up. “Does Hollander think we’re homophobic?” he asked, nose wrinkling with what seemed like sadness.
Ilya had to pause for a moment, wrangling his emotions. No, Shane did not think the team was homophobic. Actually, Shane had expressed several times that he’d never felt more comfortable with a group of hockey players. Hell, he’d even allowed Ilya to kiss him–just a peck, but still–in front of their teammates during practice the other day, which had been such a big step that Ilya had felt like they were getting married all over again. “What?” he asked, completely shocked. “Why do you think this? No, Shane would never–”
“He won’t change in front of us,” Wyatt supplied with a shrug. “Y’know, before and after practice. He’s always going off to the other room. At first we thought he was just a private guy, but then Troy said during All Stars he was fine. And, y’know…one would assume it’s because he’s homophobic, but that’s obviously not true, so…”
“We thought maybe he was trying to make us comfortable or something,” Zane added. “Like you know how some straight guys assume gay guys are looking, or whatever.”
Ilya chuckled at this. “Yes, I know. But…no, is not the reason why.”
“Then why?” Luca demanded.
He smirked. He was sure Shane would kill him for telling the team this, but it was such a good of an opportunity to pass by. “Hollander has thing for me in uniform…especially me…taking off uniform. He is just….avoiding embarrassing himself with his reaction, I think.”
All four men stared at him, their expression ranging from amused to horrified. Then, Troy spoke up. “Yeah, Harris is the same way,” he said with a laugh.
The tension broke and everyone fell into fits of laughter.
“I cannot believe you thought Shane thought you are homophobic!” Ilya chuckled, wiping tears of mirth from his eyes. “Just let him thirst over his husband in peace, yes?”
With a series of groans, the four men ignored him and walked back into the locker room, Ilya following cheerily behind them.
I like to think that Carter Vaughn and Wyatt Hayes start a straight dudes group chat to gossip about all of their queer hockey friends - but not in a disparaging, denigrating way. More of like a "who's having a hard time and where are we needed" way... and it's just the least toxic straight dude group chat to ever exist.
CV: Hey Hazy - Scott said Roz was extra asshole-y on the ice tonight. Did you notice anything weird on your end? Like, is he ok?
WH: Oh yeah Hollander mentioned he saw during press that Hunter looked like he was trying something new with his hair. Roz pouted about it all night. He's fine.
(And, like, Hayden is probably in there too I guess.)
Gourd: And you guys are?
Troy: Tired
Ilya: Dead inside
Luca: Anxious
Wyatt: Hungry
Coach:
Coach: We're the Ottawa Centaurs. I am so sorry
Wyatt and Luca are sitting together in the team bus. Luca is smiling and blushing at his phone. Wyatt, thinking he's texting a boy, tries to see the screen to make fun of him.
Luca is not texting a boy. He's reading a fanfic on ao3. Wyatt becomes invested and starts reading too.
Oh God.
Luca's reading a SuperBat Hockey!AU fanfic Wyatt wrote years ago.
Ilya tries poutine for the first time and loves it while Shane watches on with disgust and then Ilya asks for poutine the next Cens WAG night and Lisa and Cassie pull out all the stops to make the best homemade poutine Ilya has ever tried
plastic - hollanov - @taylorswiftmicrofic - word count: 494 - click here for my hollanov microfic archive on ao3
Shane’s first practice with the Centaurs had gone surprisingly well. It wasn’t that he’d been nervous about harassment or anything–he’d known all the guys already from a few parties over the summer and meeting them at the wedding. He knew they were great people and that none of them would give himself or Ilya any shit. But he’d still been stressed about the hockey of it all. He’d never been on another professional team before, and he’d been worried about fitting in, communicating with his linemates, and understanding the group dynamic.
Still, after one practice, his anxiety had already eased substantially. Ilya, though he was never going to admit it, had been right–this was a good team, and Shane would do well here.
Of course, once he entered the locker room, the shenanigans began.
“Aw, what the fuck?” Bood yelled jovially as he made his way into the showers only to exit again with what looked like two small, plastic action figures in his hand. “Third time this week! Pick a more original spot, guys!”
Shane, furrowing his eyebrows towards Ilya, tilted his head in a questioning expression. Ilya, however, grinning mischievously, didn’t have time to explain before Hayes piped up. “Listen, my spot in Roz’s bag was genius!”
“Was boring!” Ilya waved him off, rolling his eyes as he chuckled. “I found in two minutes.”
“The best spot was last week, in Harris’s office. Fuckin’ hilarious,” Dykstra interjected, beaming. “That was great, Haasy.”
“Thanks,” Luca Haas grinned, blushing a bit.
“What the fuck are they talking about?” Shane muttered, narrowing his eyes to try to get a better look at whatever Bood held in his hands.
“Um…is nothing,” Ilya said suspiciously, shaking his head and making to put some of his pads away.
Troy Barrett, however, took pity on him. “They’re some old action figures of you and Roz, back when he played for Boston and you played for Montreal. Ilya bought them after…you know…and put them in his stall as a joke, so now the guys have been hiding them in random places to fuck with him. The more suggestive, the better.” He rolled his eyes, but smirked as well.
Shane gaped, eyes wide, turning to his husband. “What the fuck, Ilya?”
“Was not my decision, Hollander!” Ilya argued, defending himself. “I just was showing off my beautiful husband! These assholes turned into something gross–”
“Yeah? Is that why you were the first one to put them in the showers, then?” Chouinard laughed.
Ilya flipped two fingers in his direction.
But Shane just smirked, shaking his head. “At least that one’s accurate…” he murmured, thinking of Ilya in the showers after the commercial they’d filmed all those years ago.
Everyone within hearing distance gasped. “Hollander! What?” Dykstra demanded, looking back and forth between Ilya and Shane.
Ilya groaned. “My husband has betrayed me…” he murmured, covering his grin his his hand.
Shane just beamed. Yes. He was going to like it here.
I’m a Luca Haas on tumblr truther, but Wyatt Hayes 1000% has at least two accounts
HOLLANOV FIC REC
Another strong round of stories told from those outside the hollanov narrative. I personally can't get enough of this genre, and I'm growing dangerously fond of the entire supporting cast of characters who's minds we get to temporarily live in. Truly a fantastic showcase of complex dynamics. Letting the boys be admired, adored, and cherished by people outside of their romance is always going to be the way to my heart. 💖remember to kudos & comment on fics you read 💖
Outsider POV
🏒 Duty of Care by boopboop - 145k Ilya Rozanov, get loved. zannithinks: that wordcount is not a typo. This mammoth is centred around Ilya and his complicated relationship with accepting love. It's incredible. A strong contender for both the 'Parents' and 'Mental Health' recs, but the rotating perspectives are pivotal to the charm of this narrative. That being said, if you ever wanted more BestDad!David Hollander, look no further. This is a story that tugs out your heartstrings, rubs them in the dirt, then sews them back together. I'm diving into the second part now which is just as long - praised be!
🏒 Vibes Are Not Data by GlitterCity - 18k Wyatt was not, like, nosy. For sure, he was interested. He was curious. He engaged with people, obviously, because most people were interesting and engaging and had cool thoughts and said neat stuff if you asked. So, no. Wyatt wasn’t nosy, but he wasn’t stupid, either. Or: A Bromance Blooms In Ottawa Or: The Ballad of Wyatt and Ilya zannithinks: Wyatt is such a black box enigma typically but here his inner workings are on FULL display and wow! such a unique and interesting perspective of the world. This is a feel-good indulgence if there ever was one with some major stand-out moments and lines. Iconic.
🏒 the future, right here by sandstrand Luca Haas is excited to join the Ottawa Centaur's roster, but moving across the world isn't easy. And maybe he isn't the only one who is lonely and in need of a friend. - Luca navigates life as a rookie with the Cens, while slowly figuring out that maybe his captain isn't doing as well as he would like everyone to believe. zannithinks: An incredibly thoughtful piece with the lovely Luca holding his own as the main character. Great insight to the small clues to Ilya's struggles that were always there but too easily left unnoticed (Until Luca!) A second part is in progress (already 25k!!) and I can NOT wait to continue being in the world created here.
🏒 let's make a team (make 'em say my name) by nettlepixie - 14k “Haas,” Ilya says. His tone light, conversational. “He had a good game.” “Are you seriously talking about Haas right now?” The sting is taken out of Shane’s words by how breathlessly he says them, but he still has that cute scrunched-up frown that Ilya loves so much. “He’s a good kid,” Ilya says. “Very pretty.” “Fuck off,” Shane snaps. But Ilya just presses deeper into him, the answering gasp as familiar as if it came from his own lungs. “You don’t think so? I saw you doing yoga together. Seemed like you were...” Ilya searches for the words. When he finds them, grins. “Admiring his form.” - Breaking my silence to say that I think Hollanov would have a threesome and they'd have it with Luca Haas. But don't worry, they're obviously jealous and possessive and insane about it the whole time. zannithinks: I was so torn between this rec here or the Smut one, but what I really loved about it was the Luca's POV of it all. The author is so correct about this and I loved every moment. #doNOTsaveLucaHaas
🏒 The Shane Hollander Thing by fandom_commitment_issues / @zee-has-commitment-issues - 11k Cliff Marlow has been on Boston’s team with Ilya Rozanov for the last seven years. Last week, he figured out the Shane Hollander thing. zannithinks: Really warming up to Cliff these days. What a himbo-coded bro who's always looking out for his Roz.
🏒 something steady by sweetilyas (sweetjeons) - 9k the five times their teammate saw shane and ilya’s love in all its quiet, domestic perfection and the one time someone tried to come between them. zannithinks: so sweet!! so soft!! the hockey of it all plays backseat to the care Ilya and Shane show each other without having to hide or mask it, which is so juicy when considering how long they went before even being comfortable having a converstion in public, let alone touching and loving openly. Gorgeous!
🏒 Pinged by halfbaked_ziti - 8k Harris hadn’t meant to say anything. He hadn’t even realized what he’d said, honestly, until Ilya’s reaction: choking on his beer, eyes bugging out, looking more nervous than Harris had ever seen him look. Why couldn’t he have just kept his mouth shut? He was tipsy, and probably a bit too comfortable, but still. He should have known better. He felt like the biggest asshole alive. Hold on. Rewind. Start from the beginning. - Five times Ilya Rozanov set off Harris Drover's gaydar (and Harris said nothing), + one time Harris completely put his foot in it zannithinks: this is genuinely sweet and grounded. A great twist of humour and introspection to explore the difficulties of Ilya's (hollanov's) situation leading up to their outing.
🏒 and you know, we're on each other's team by alteridemlynch - 6k Kip laughed. “Yeah. . . The endless stream of old, straight men giving me weird looks doesn’t help.” Ilya barked out a laugh at that. “I cannot imagine. This your first party with NHL, yes? As a couple?” Kip nodded. Ilya took a slow drag of his cigarette. “Now I understand why is overwhelming for you.” - Ilya and Kip have a chat on the rooftop during an NHL party zannithinks: this is a bit like a spoonful of honey dipped in sugar. Super sweet and a little cheesy. Overall a great time to see Skip and Hollanov interact and find footing with each other.
🏒 The Way Hockey Is by Erisenyo / @erisenyo - 5k “They’re—fuck, fuck, I didn’t mean to, I didn’t—” Cliff finds himself looking at Pike almost pleadingly, a weird helplessness buzzing in his fingertips and toes. “I didn’t kno—” “You don’t know shit,” Pike says savagely, physically putting himself between Cliff and the space Hollander used to be. “Shut your fucking mouth, you don’t know anything.”] - Cliff Marlow's POV of The Hit and the aftermath, as he starts to put a few things together. zannithinks: the way these authors are making me love Marly - I 'aint mad! This fic is so rich with introspection and truly develops Cliff into a whole ass person with history and complex emotions (that he can't name or talk about) sooooo juicy!!
🏒 Curiosity killed the cat, indeed. by Myyyr_miu - 4k “Baby, there’s nothing I haven’t already told you… except maybe—” He glanced up. “For some reason, Shane has a Russian keyboard on his phone. Last week, when my phone died and I texted you from his, I noticed it. English, French… and Russian.” Oh. Shit. Jackie’s eyes lit up with interest. “A Russian keyboard? ” zannithinks: we need more Jackie in our lives stat! As much as I adore seeing Hayden and Marly play detective, it's soooo interesting to see this world from the hockey wife life. Really pivots a lot of the experiences to a true Outsider perspective.
🏒 дорогой by voidvapor - 1k Cliff Marleau never calls to tell her good things, only to say that Ilyusha has gotten into trouble again somehow. She just hopes there are no broken bones, this time. - ilya gets wasted after shane and rose go public. he's asking for svetlana, so marleau calls her. zannithinks: ok I would devour 100k of this dynamic for real. Sveta/Cliff/Ilya is not something I knew I was missing until this! Project: Let Ilya Be Loved
more rec lists: canon/canon divergent | a/b/o + bdsm au | outsider + hayden POV | Soulmates | Smut | Hanahaki | Hayden v.2 | Outsider v.2
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Shane being interviewed after a game in his first season after he joins the Centaurs:
Interviewer: There has been some concern online about your physical ability to play hockey now that you are Married. Do you have any comments on that?
Shane: *Wanting to understand what that means before he ignores the question* What does that mean exactly?
Interviewer: Given Rozanov's reputation and that you two now live together...the concern is that your uh...marital activities may cause physical symptoms in your play.
Shane: *Immediately Regretting asking for clarification*. I do not believe that being in a relationship in any way impacts the average player injury rate off the ice.
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Later in the locker room:
Shane: Who ASKS that?
Troy: *laughing like a hyena* I....can't believe it!!!! The balls on that reporter!!!
Wyatt: *imitating the press* Mr. Hollander! Mr. Hollander! How would you address the rumors regarding your asshole! The press needs to know!
Ilya: *scoffs* No one ask if I am okay? No one concerned that Shane Hollander is going to destroy my knees? Bah! No one asking me if Hollander even lets me sleep? Rude and stupid reporters...I am Captain and they do not care about my asshole.
Shane: *arms crossed across his chest* Rozanov please stop talking.
Wiebe: Ok Enough! Harris is going to make sure we don't answer questions from them for a bit.