Hail And Well Met My Dudes

Jason//In the states but Wales has my heart//A menagerie of Fandoms and my rants. FR User ID: 337377// Feel free to send submissions/prompts

[mischiefs-hawk]

So just in case anyone wasn't clear, I don't write Fantastic Beasts or Harry Potter fanfiction anymore. I just can't make myself do it, and if I'm forcing myself then really what's the point?

I'm a trans man and seeing all the shit JKR does is exhausting. Fuck her and fuck terfs.

If you still write it or read it cool or whatever. Just don't ask me to read it. This is not a call out post to anyone. I just wanted to go ahead and say this.

[pusheen]

[acehotel]

Skate legend Peggy Oki, photographed by James O’Mahoney in 1975. 

[nonagalleryart]

Few people in human history have made such a profound and positive impact on our planet as Sir David Attenborough. Through decades of inspiring storytelling, education, and unwavering dedication to conservation, he has opened the world’s eyes to the beauty and fragility of Earth. His work has shaped how generations understand science, nature, and environmental responsibility, inspiring millions to protect our planet and all living beings for generations to come. I don’t think we’ll ever be able to thank him enough. Happy 100th Birthday Sir David Attenborough!

[swping]

Happy Star Wars Day!

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[novelistparty]

Baby Globe, Wikipedia’s 25th birthday mascot

[mtndewpitchblack]

[fortleon]

Lord Vader is not dead 😢

[donthitanybody]

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

[i-might-be-vanny]

[gothhabiba]

diet talk is so inexpressibly nonsensical the instant you know anything about "the human body" or "nutrition" or if you think about it for three seconds

[gothhabiba]

"this is a great, low-calorie meal for meal prep!"

okay how do I explain this to you. "calories" is the part of food that makes it food. you actually need calories to stay alive. so "low-calorie" is the opposite of a selling point. kind of makes it sound like I'm going to be putting in a lot of time and effort just to not be nourished

[gothhabiba]

"I then immediately ruined the nutrition of the broccoli by pouring cheese all over it, but, hey, I tried"

okay hang on tight because this is a tough one. I'm going to try to explain the concept of "addition" to you. so the broccoli has a certain amount of calories, vitamins, and other nutrients in it, right? and the cheese has a certain amount of calories, vitamins, and other nutrients in it. and when you add the cheese to the broccoli, well... the nutrition of the resulting food can be found by adding the contents of both of its components to each other. I hope this helps

[milf--adjacent]

People who actually know about nutrition tell you to eat cheese and butter with your vegetables, because each has unique vitamins and minerals and other nutrients that your body struggles or straight up cannot absorb without something the other has. When you eat only raw veg because it's "healthy," you're missing out on half its nutritive value because some of those nutrients require additional lipids or specific vitamins like vitamin A or D or E to be readily absorbed by your digestive tract and again to be used in different parts of your body. Dieting makes it so instead of just dumping out all your pieces in a pile and following the instructions you can build your flatpack shelf, it's like placing each component in a different place in your house, and the shelf never gets built because you got tired of waking every time you needed something, so there it sits until one day you decide it's garbage and throw it out. A little butter or olive oil and a quick stir fry turns your vegetables from expensive fiber supplements to bioavaliable nutrients. Have your berries with some cream or full-fat yogurt: it's literally healthier and more complete nutrition. Put plenty of dressing on your salad. Have a steak: you need the iron. Stop starving yourself in the name of health because that's not how that works.

[holmesandtheroman]

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

[mulderscully]

#she would like to be excluded from this narrative

[mothdogs]

Saw that Nandermo went mockingly canon in a five second long fake-sitcom scene brought on by hypnosis and had vivid flashbacks to the same shit happening in a dream sequence on House MD in 2011

Bait never changes, baby

[imaginarycircus]

Remember calming cat? Remember when tumblr was this color? If you don’t that’s fine. I just feel old and alone.

[should-be-sleeping]

You’re never alone. There is always calming cat.

[landmineblogging]

fur mew

[luminouspica]

Thank you for bringing back calming cat, I had lost the previous bookmark for it!

[acrknowyou]

Zaun AU - Shimmer [JayVik comic]

CW: Drug use

I just really wanted to see them shotgunning some shimmer, there's not much plot here eheh

Zaun AU where Jayce gets thrown out of Piltover and ends up in Zaun. He's now working at the Last Drop, but he's clearly still too much of a Piltie for some folks and at times he ends up in bar fights. He isn't really into Shimmer, but he should be allowed to indulge in bad habits too when he had a rough night ... said habits being smoking and Viktor.

(This comic turns spicy in the next pages, you can check that out on twitter🔞 or bsky🔞 👀)

[whenimgod]

Maria Skłodowska-Curie's notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They're so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes "yea there's a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush." like wat excuse me

[mino177]

So I noticed something very interesting about Vox and his victims.

Before killing:

1st victim:

After killing 1st victim:

2nd victim:

After killing 2nd victim:

Final victim:

Everytime Vox killed in his past he completly copied his victims behaviour, talent and even their style. And while he sabotaged some of them, he also manipulated the others to trust him. He pretended to admire them or help them out only to betray and murder them.

And we as the fandom lots of time pointed out how similar Vox behaved and dressed as Alastor:

So my guess is knowing how Vox behaved in life that Alastor might have been his perfect victim type. He already started to take on his style but unlike his other victims Alastor didnt fall for his tricks and saw right through him and he couldnt even hurt him.

Because of these he was never able to get over his obsession and switch to a new person.

I am not saying that in a first time ever Vox didnt genuinely wanted to be partners with Alastor or saw him as his equal but I also think his messed up serial killer brain might also has something to do with wanting to be with Alastor.

And if Alastor knows about Vox past and behaviour it is easy to see why he laughed at him and denied their partnership. He thought he will be Vox next victim. Used and discarded as nothing. He probably couldnt believe that Vox would try to manipulate him too.