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jay | bisexual | 20 ミ☆

[auckie]

What if you poked me in the chest and your finger broke through like you were cracking into a rotted plank of wood and dust came out and I just crumpled into nothing and my spores got into your nose

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[bocekcicek]

Watanabe Shōtei (1851-1918)

[ahead]

From WeHeartIt

[kushblazer666]

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[noknowshame]

can he be in a normal situation for like 5 minutes

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[calebwittebane]

person typing into google search bar: obfuscate meaning

google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!