From his viewpointā suddenly this woman heās been sending pictures of his junk goes from āhey, letās meet upā to āHello Brian Smith of 1214 Idyllic Terrace. Does your wife Rose know youāre here? How about your mother?ā
He panics and blocks her. Heās sponging off of his wife, and if he gets busted, there goes his gravy train.
And then the woman shows up. In his house. She just got a job working with his wife, who absolutely adores her, and brought her home for dinner. And sheās doing that movie maniac thing where the entire conversation is about Brian, but Rose is clueless and whenever Rose isnāt looking sheās got cold eyes on him.
He tries to stay calm, and act like everythingās normal, and he gets up to get a beer or something and when he turns around from the fridge, Patty is standing there.
āUnlock your phone and give it to me right now.ā
She installs something on it and hands it back.
āIāll be in touch. Donāt try to change phones.ā
He tries to convince his wife not to be friends with her, even tries the āI think she was coming on to meā line, to which the wife is āOh, that was definitely in your head. Marge is a lesbian.ā
And she just gets progressively scarier throughout the film. He gives her a small payoff. She wants more. She leaves a package for Rose on the front door, but conveniently he gets there first and opens it to find printouts of screenshots. More clues get left behind. Heās only able to keep her from finding out through a combination of sheer luck and her gullibility in believing every explanation he comes up with for his odd behavior. Finally he dips into the secret account heās been using to hide money heās been stealing from his wife, and itās a HUGE payout, but she wants MORE.
And then he comes home to find Marge sitting cheerfully next to Roseās dead body. And Marge is like āMan, the police always start looking at the husband, and theyāre going to find a whole bunch of stuff when they look through your texts. Youāve been promising this woman youāre going to leave your wife. Youāve been sending her money. Oh, sheās a catfish from an untraceable IP, and your wife was talking to the bank JUST THIS AFTERNOON about some odd transactions. You panicked and killed her, and youāve got NO evidence otherwise. I bet you could be on a flight to a non-extradition country before they find the body, though.ā
He runs out the door. Marge starts laughing.
As the credits roll, you see the events from Roseās point of viewā having drinks with the new girl from work, with whom sheās getting along amazingly, and Margeās phone goes off. āGod, itās this asshole from Tinder. He keeps sending me dick pics. Sooner or later theyāre going to learn. Itās not even a nice dick. LOOK AT THIS. Who finds that attractive???ā
āIā¦ used to? Holy fuck, thatās my husband. ā
and the hatching of the plan, to just keep fucking with him, up to āOkay, so, Iām gonna leave it on the doorstep. Make sure youāre a few minutes late, HE has to find itā
āOh, god, he tried to tell me it was the mailman. At 8:30. It was so pathetic.ā
āWHERE DID HE GET TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS FROM? Iām paying off his goddamn college loans!ā
Rose reporting to the police that her husband has been embezzling money from her disabled motherās trust fund.
The police catching him in the airport. Heās smart enough to say nothing without his lawyer present, and by the time he knows whatās going on, heās realizes exactly how fucked he is.
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