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nicoyarobin

apolladay

Is it cold where you currently are? Define cold however you'd like.

yes

no

Voting ended onFeb 1

#not super cold #its -5°C rn

aromacaque

thinking about how essek has experience dealing and taking care of his mother through typhros episodes and how that parallels to caleb's ptsd flashbacks and the quiet implications of him being so practiced with helping someone through not knowing where they are the first time he sees it happen to caleb. i'm not well

fagstaynight

(getting a taste of my own medicine) actually this is okay. Is this what you guys have bene whining about? Jesus christ

shroomshroomm

burnazog

johannepetereric

[First image: "#not to be more serious on the funny post #but that reminds me of the one video of the lady with her like 2 year old daughter #captioned something like #'the curse worked and I got one just like me. they lied; she's easy to love'"]

[Second Image Summary/Recap: Parents of millennial wish his kid was like him so he'd understand how difficult it is. The now-widowed dad has an autistic-like kid similar to him and kid's mom, and grandparents despise the kid. Grandparents want millennial dad to punish the kid for even minor inconveniences and being a kid. Dad concludes that his parents are just really crappy and "mfw I have the best kid in the world"]

horrorandhalloween

by Laure S

someoneudontknow5

tell her chilchuck

allshipsareok

zykamiliah-temporal

i think we should bring this back (with some amendments ofc) if we ever needed an "internet etiquette" for the younger generations, now is the moment to remind them. purity culture kills fandom

as well as the three laws of fandom:

Don't Like, Don't Read (DL;DR), Your Kink is not My Kink And That's OK (YKINMKATO) and Ship and Let Ship

sorcererofsolitude

📣 Purity culture kills fandom! 📣

atlinmerrick

NO ONE LIVING hasn't been squicked out by something. There's over 7 billion of us, my delights and disgusts aren't universal. So I move on. Don't like the ship? Move on. Don't like____? Move on.

I am not an exception. Neither are you. I don't like it I move on and shut my gob about it because everyone everywhere is squicked out by something and they need to put the thing down and just…motor.

rewordthis

This but also:

Frames this entire post and hangs it over the fireplace.

the-caleb-widogast

i can't imagine what caduceus' thoughts were when he first realized when jester, a fellow cleric, didn't get her powers from a divine source. realizing that the mighty nein's sole healer before him wasn't getting her powers from an actual god, but rather something else. like in a modern setting, the image of caduceus pulling up with his healing powers during battle and holding up the equivalent of like a pRBC blood bag to immediately transfuse to someone who's hurt. then sees jester rolling up and holding like a syringe with a weird green fluid in it saying "i got this too, caduceus" and injecting it in someone and it having the same effect as the blood he just transfused. team cleric i adore you so very much

donnathepirana

I turned on closed captions for the Swedish Chef and I just started weeping with laughter.

deactivated-blog

thesaltofcarthage

These captions are peak Muppet and Jim Henson would be delighted.

modmad

how can you post this and not link to the original on the official Muppets youtube

certified-muppet-posts

certified muppets post

sootheyourself

He’s got his own language setting lol

writing-prompt-s

The king listens to you. The prince learns from you. You can raise commoners to greatness and humble foolish nobles. But the court never could understand the power you hold because they can’t look beyond the jester costume.

theroundbartable

BBC Merlin

i-z-u-t-s-u-m-i-daily

Todays izutsumi: I-soup-sumi

mobius-m-mobius

A lot of people have talked about Benoit Blanc’s accent. Was he always going to sound like that, was that in the original script?

academicgangster

emptyjunior

my dad (Maori) works on a ship with all Maori/Tongan/Samoan fisherman- and one Aussie guy called Jake.

And that wasn't done on purpose just sort of how it ended up, but Jake recently got an injury so they put him on a Different boat just for a little bit (a sit in the wheelhouse and scout type of boat, instead of the main fishing one) and he only got back to my dad's ship today and he was apparently like Shaking. He was Traumatised.

Dad said Jake kept pulling him aside and going "They were all yelling on there, but in a MEAN way" "They didn't clean... Like at ALL"

Jake experienced what a boat full of old school Aussie fisherman is like. That is the norm Jake. You just happened to be on the all Island boy boat on your first go out. "It was time for dinner and they had FROZEN nuggets" Jake that's what they have on ships that are out at sea for months at a time.

On my dad's boat they are eating fresh fish and coconut milk Ceviche. They're grilling steaks on an open bbq on the deck that probably is not regulation. All the guys have their own special knives to prepare sashimi every couple days. Everyone is happily doing their own work so they can clock out early and set up a movie on the deck. Jake did you genuinely believe that's what every boat was doing.

Local Australian man is fed fresh juices and smoked fish for first time- refuses to go back to beef jerky boat life

emptyjunior

jake that first night when they served a freezer tray tv dinner and not an overflowing plate of fish that's probably going for conservatively like $40-$80 bucks a kilo but the guys decided Eh we'll catch more let's just fry it up:

theheroheart

Elementary once again coming out in favour of polyamory. Bless this show.

irregularjohnnywiggins

Look, Elementary made a load of really smart adaptational decisions with the Holmes canon, but re-interpreting the Baker Street Irregulars as a group of hacktivists who delight in making Sherlock do weird and stupid shit is probably one of the best.