[Something Goes Here]

Ф Kim Ф 27 Ф Australia Ф

[transfemmes-deactivated20260103]

Everybody's masc until MIKA comes on

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[transperth-official]

public transport and public libraries are making out nasty on the couch

[hyenaehyenae]

Duuuuuude its so cool how you made ur car go 2 mph faster and sound like it was taking a shit... I bet it was pretty expensive, to make your car sound like it was poopshitting and farting whenever you accelerate slightly. Thats so cool.

[i-am-a-fish]

wow. that's a good post. in order to appreciate the post I will scroll up slightly to ensure I am reading the entire thing. ah, it would seem that my tumblr feed has refreshed, and the post is now gone forever. one should never get too attached

[april]

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

[carlosmarcosapproved]

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[paradise-sys]

stop signs were invented by octagons in order to have something to do

[h20-erti]

some things never change no matter how old we get

[electronicintrovert]

This seems like the perfect ethical gift to give a politician. Most countries have prohibitions about keeping things after leaving office, but the fun part of Lego is putting it together. Besides, it would be weird (affectionate) to put it on display boxed.

[brightlotusmoon]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i can never stop myself from swearing "jesus christ" in character when playing ttrpgs so my workaround for this has been that in every setting i run there is a different historical catastrophe that's always caused by a different guy but in each case, coincidentally, his name was jesus christ, so there's always a diegetic reason why people use that exclamation like a curse.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

in my old spelljammer campaign jesus christ was a gnome who fucked up during the construction of a space elevator between two orbit-locked planets, causing them to collide and costing the space bridge company 51 quintillion gold in resurrection costs and restitutive damages, which i think merits people 90 years later still using your name like it means "fuck me, this sure is a pickle"

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

sometimes in a new game or even a one-shot, a canny player who's been at my table before will pre-emptively ask me "so who's jesus christ?"

[teathattast]

[cognitiveinequality]

[aurorepeuffier]

New experiment : This time, I animated on radish slices. Obviously, no waste in the end, we ate the frames

[lornasallydane]

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

[bruneburg]

[expressions-of-nature]

by Dmitry Alekseev