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[missnotbrave]

hi !! im brave/avery and this is my main and personal blog, these are my side blogs:

kpop: @sisiyeonie

art: @masqueravess

stardew valley: @farmeraves

im open for asks and messages if you need tws tagged or just want to chat :) have a nice stay <3

[lostbutincognito]

will help you navigate job searching hell for some moneys

TL:DR if you need a resume consultation/PDF/want your LinkedIn looking beautiful keep reading and I will be happy to help you with what you personally need for a ko-fi donation you can afford

longer version: hi I'm Lost and I've been helping my friends write their work resumes for a couple years now. after my bootcamp it took them usually within 2 months to get and accept a job offer. proving to people that they have ~marketable~ skills even when they don't think so and then putting them in pretty recruiters' wooing words is something I have a lot of experience with (I started with myself and went from there lol) and now I want to use this power to help the good people of this website in exchange for ko-fi donation-of-your-choice.

there is a couple different things I can offer - if any (or multiple) of them sound like something of use for you - or anyone you know, be it friends or family - dm me with a proof of moneys donated to my ko-fi and I will be able to pay my bills and you will be able to hopefully get a (better) job to pay yours.

a conversation where I grill you and help you break down everything you've been doing in life (professional and otherwise) that could be converted into something that looks pretty on a resume and open your eyes to skills you didn't even realise you had that makes employers want you so bad it makes them look stupid

reviewing your current resume (if you have one) to see how it can be improved - help with re-writing it to sound more like straight out of a recruiter's most wonderful dreams

preparing a resume from scratch together - includes a final PDF and/or an editable version if you want one to be able to make future tweaks yourself without having to go through me. although I'll be there in the future to help if needed

setting up/improving your LinkedIn profile and yes I mean doing the annoying and tedious ass job of actually putting your work experience in there. and also making sure all the other sections of it look pretty and have you pop up in job searches

i guess i can help with job interview preparations too as far as non-technical questions go. the wonderful 'where you see yourself in 5 years' type questions we all love

I can offer all of the above in Polish and English (or both. yes I will prepare two versions of everything in both languages why not), but if you need a resume in another language we can still do the talking/figuring skills out etc parts and you'll just have to do the translation to your language yourself. sorry bilingual is as far as I got sadly

I do not have set prices because I understand job searching is often not when you have a lot of disposable money - I will spend a good couple hours at least on every one of you so. whatever you feel is fair + can afford is what I will be happy with. i'd be doing this for free if I did not have to cover my own damn bills and any little bit helps with that.

it would be the easiest to handle the conversations on discord because the idea of discussing anything at length over tumblr dms makes me cry but i can be flexible and we can hash the details out once you dm me with the donation proof.

disclaimer: I deeply despise the fact that we have to make ourselves marketable in these often ridiculous ways to be noticed by recruiters and able to earn money but hey if I can help someone get better at this stupid stupid game and have a better chance out there. I will

disclaimer 2: i understand job experience/linkedin profiles are tied to real life data and names and places etc. i will make sure to handle the process in ways that are comfortable for you. also i wouldn't know what the hell to do with your data even if i wanted to. i'm too busy getting owned in dead by daylight to try and do anything nefarious with it

i think that's all. let me know if you have any questions. here's the donation link again for convenience. drink some water

[vamp-brat]

[roycohn]

do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time

[papayajuan2019]

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance

[dogpuppy]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[tsunderrated]

Oh you thought I would be your golden retriever boyfriend? Sorry I’m your husky boyfriend. AWOWOOOOOROTOTOOOOOOAUAUAUAUAUAUAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAWAWAEAEAEAEAWAWAWAWAWAAAAAAAAA

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[confident-fear]

This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it

[screenshotsofdespair]

[rain-44]

The embrace that feels like home

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit

[littlestpersimmon]

Pride and Prejudice but it’s set during the Spanish Colonial Period in The Philippines.

[woolfmalice]

diagnosed with woman in her twenties disease

[dogpuppy]

[infectiouspiss]

the fanfiction inside my head should be considered lost media

[romeclipse]

snoopy loves love!!!!