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horses are inherently funny because they come in so many sizes. like draft horses

this looks so fake. this horses skull is bigger than the dudes entire torso. this horses NECK is thicker than the dudes entire BODY.

and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have shit like this shetland pony which ALSO looks fake

what the hell happened to this thing who bred this line of ponies to be so ridiculous

hapalopus

fun fact, while most mini horses and ponies look fat, like the shetland above, some are genuinely just scaled down versions of regular horses

you look at this and think “wow that’s a horse i bet I could ride that” but you’d be wrong because this is an american shetty and it’s the size of a large dog

also fun fact, this is the world’s smallest horse, thumbelina

and this is the largest horse ever, brooklyn supreme

catgirl-kaiju

B R O O K L Y N S U P R E M E

dubiousculturalartifact

hot take: shetland ponies are the corgis of horses

emma-d-klutz

me, tentatively, afraid to get my hopes up

flippyspoon

update: horse says he would like to have the horse catcher executed

galaxianbitch

paradoxical-frog

jakemorph

I don’t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could possibly be a bad thing

jakemorph

Cain really did fuck around and find out

twoheartsneverlie

Jeff Goldblum is a gift

randomingoftherandomness

I don’t know what is the wildest bit about this; Jeff Goldblum’s tweet, or the fact that Mark Hamill apparently liked it

mrsegbert

Mark Hamill is the one who freed him

yourplayersaidwhat

So I was creating a character for a new campaign, a tiefling wizard and my dm told me:

“So in my D&D world you have to have a license to use magic legally

Because if they catch you you get arrested and you have to register as A hex offender”

blighted-elf

dankmemeuniversity

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catchymemes

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apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

anotherpapercut

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

beka-tiddalik

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

nowyoukno

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

jammerlee

Emergent behavior at its finest! XD

joetheyarharpirate-deactivated2

“And now we would like to demonstrate Watson, the latest in artificial intelligence. How are you, Watson?”

“Fuck off, dickass.”

pinkmet-al

So what? Let the machine swear. If you want it to be as intelligent as possible, it should know as much as it can. Fuck’s sake, even AI is sheltered.

massivelimestonecube

*pounding on table* LET THE ROBOT SWEAR! LET THE ROBOT SWEAR!

jami-c

Watson started saying “bullshit” instead of “false”

…which is one of my favorite things that has ever happened.

sandersstudies

I'm losing it at this Area 51 coverage

sandersstudies

"If you don't want people poking around your top-secret base, that's probably the worst thing you could possibly say."

jcoleknowsbest

So my facebook friend just posted this pic with this text….

Well, I just witnessed blatant racial injustice with my own eyes. I was getting in my car after exiting a store when a young black man stumbled past me and collapsed against the store wall. When I got out to see if he was okay, a group of white people came rushing over, one of whom was a 20-something white woman who declared in distress, “I ran a red light and hit him with my car!” People immediately assured her that SHE would be okay, meanwhile the young man is writhing in pain on the ground, pants leg torn, tears running down his face. When the police arrived and the young woman explained what happened, it was suggested to her that maybe the light had been yellow and that the young man had “darted out into the street into her path.” I was floored. I said, “But she just SAID she ran the red light and hit him in the intersection!”

The police officers then led the young woman away and began talking with her privately in low tones. When the paramedics FINALLY got there I was surprised at the hostility they showed towards the young man. One blonde female EMT (shown in the photo) suggested that he couldn’t be THAT hurt if he was able to walk from the place where he was struck to the sidewalk where he finally collapsed. White bystanders commented several times about “What that poor girl must be going through.” I was the only one who commented on what the young man must be going through, what, with his mangled leg and all. I am absolutely positive that in the end “that poor girl” will be absolved of all wrongdoing and be able to go on her merry way. After all, she just ran a red light and slammed her car into the body of some black kid on a bike, right? And people wonder why black people are so angry and want to break shit.

sailor--p00n-deactivated2018040

friendly reminder that studies have shown that white people do not empathize with Black people and we (including medical personel) also think Black people feel less pain

alwaysbewoke

this is also why when people make their racist arguments based on crime stats, i leave the conversation immediately. you think this is the first and only instance where a white criminal (and yes running a red light is a criminal act) is not reported or arrested by the police? you don’t think that white criminality is vastly under-reported in this country? you don’t think that if the driver was black the the person hit was white, the cops would have arrested him immediately? you don’t think that these “little” incidents of racism happen to us everyday in different variations? black rage is always justified. always.

bigforeheadgaaal

Useful information ! Reblog ASAP

accidental-wedgie-deactivated20

I always thought it was weird when I got a refill they gave me an entirely new one when it’s literally built so you can remove the actual medicine

mamalorisworld

Pass this on, I’ve used inhalers for over 20 years and didn’t realize.

zero-waste-aesthetic-blog

For my fellow asthmatic waste reducers!

You should also return any unfinished medications to the pharmacy so they can be disposed of properly :)

fantasticfelicityfox

My favorite part about 1931 Dracula is that there are armadillos running around Dracula’s castle.

Look at this it’s like they couldn’t find any rats so they just were like “eh close enough no one will notice”. But I noticed. I noticed.

fuck-yeah-classic-monsters

“WE NAILED IT BOYS”

mllemusketeer

Apparently in the 20s and 30s, armadillos weren’t very commonly known, so moviemakers would use them wherever they needed some creepy, ‘demonic’ animal running around. So there were a lot of armadillos in early filmmaking, and it was often people’s only source of reference for armadillos.

Fast forward twenty years to when the father of the biology professor who told me this is driving out from the east coast to see his son in California. Crossing the southwest at night.

An armadillo runs across the road.

He comes to a screeching halt and the Thing Of Evil, which he never knew was actually a real animal, trots the rest of the way across the road and vanishes into the desert.

Apparently it shook him up rather a bit.

theblamegabe-deactivated2019102

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