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@thebardofsevenoaks
The knowledge gap between people who have been playing Minecraft on and off casually since 2011 and children who watch Minecraft videos 24/7
the enemy drank water today. did you?
i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win
my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd
me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit
5 minutes later: only in death does duty end
my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it
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Starts sweating bullets when my friends ask in disbelief that I managed to read all the dcc series in a month and a half
My squire has been obsessed with a bard called Tailor the Swift lately. Normally I don't concern myself with youthful trends, but it seems to be going a little far. They won't stop presenting me supposed evidence that said bard "doth crave maidens". Am I simply out of touch?
I love my wife's vagina
(to the tune of bg3 theme)
I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.
You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!
Alchemy: A Fine Tradition
✨New item!✨ Windwalker Blade Weapon (shortsword), rare (requires attunement by a monk)
When you use Patient Defense or Step of the Wind, you can make one attack with this sword as part of the bonus action.
Windwalker Stance. As a bonus action while wielding this sword, you can enter a swift stance for 1 minute. Your unarmored movement bonus is doubled, and Patient Defense and Step of the Wind don’t cost ki. Once this property of the sword has been used, it can’t be used again until the next dawn.
The smooth surface of this blade subtly ripples, forming the shapes of clouds drifting in a breeze. - 🖌🎨 Like our work? Consider supporting us on Patreon and gain access to the hi-resolution art for over 200 magic items, printable item cards and card packs, beautiful creature art and stat blocks, and setting pdfs with narrative hooks and unique lore!🧙♂️ And a new kind of drop, in 2026... Thank you so much for your support! 💖
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💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Tormented Mandolin Wondrous item, very rare (requires attunement by a bard) ___ This mandolin excels at bestowing overwhelming sadness and distress. Whenever you deal psychic damage while holding the mandolin, you can reroll any 1 or 2 you roll on the damage die; you must use the new result. A creature that attempts to play the instrument without being attuned to it must succeed on a DC 15 Wisdom saving throw or take 2d4 psychic damage. 𝙄𝙣𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙍𝙪𝙞𝙣. While holding the mandolin, you can use an action to expend a use of your Bardic Inspiration to cast the “dissonant whispers” or “hideous laughter” spell from it, using your spell save DC. When cast in this way, the target makes its saving throw against the spell with disadvantage. 𝙈𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙖𝙞𝙧. While holding the mandolin, you can use an action to begin playing a sorrowful melody. You can continue playing until your concentration on it ends (as if concentrating on a spell), up to a maximum of 10 minutes, or until you’re no longer holding the mandolin. For the duration, any hostile creature that enters a space within 30 feet of you for the first time on a turn or ends its turn there must succeed on a Charisma saving throw against your spell save DC; a creature automatically succeeds on the saving throw if it can’t hear the melody. A creature can only make this save once per turn. On a failed save, the creature becomes wracked with despair: its speed is halved, it has vulnerability to psychic damage (unless it already has immunity to it), and it deals only half damage with weapon attacks that use Strength. An affected creature can repeat the saving throw at the end of each of its turns, ending the effect on itself on a success. Once this property has been used, it can’t be used again until the next dawn unless you also expend two uses of your Bardic Inspiration when beginning to play the melody. ___ ✨ Patrons get huge perks! Access this and hundreds of other item cards, art files, and compendium entries when you support The Griffon’s Saddlebag on Patreon for as little as $3 a month!
a lot of ADHD behaviours and barriers feel like sims logic playing out in real time like i did my laundry but i had to pee and sleep so i stopped and i haven’t folded it yet except i can’t fold it yet because i need to eat but i can’t eat because the laundry basket is in front of the fridge. someone keeps queuing actions but they’re getting cancelled
i'm the only white boy swinging a warhammer around in this entire gym. and i'm being asked to leave.
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