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bored-animator

hi, can you draw Pomni playing with the little Caine?

Hes such a silly little guy who doesn’t really understand sometimes, but he has the spirit

Link to the little caine

mistakenolive

He's right though.

punksandcannonballers

just found the most fucked up plane

punksandcannonballers

bro what

1980sspaceman

bro how do you think airplanes get between airports

punksandcannonballers

alright i’ll give it up they turned it from awful to delightful. now it’s like the oscar meyer wiener mobile of planes

but-the-library-of-alexandria

truly wild how driving really does become like piloting a mech after a while. like it sounds so car-bro-y but the car genuinely does become like an extension of your body. your muscles are simply making the correct micro-movements to perfectly manouvre a giant piece of machinery through a constantly moving maze while your brain is busy singing karaoke. you can physically feel when a gap is too small for your car-sona to fit through, like a cat putting its whiskers into a crevice. your brain is suddenly able to do on-the-fly s=d/t calculations in a milisecond and tell you exactly how quickly you need to move to avoid an oncoming vehicle while turning across the road. why does driving unlock the unused 89% of my brain

copperbadge

What the hell.

Is that what driving is for most people? I looked in the notes expecting to see a bunch of bewildered reactions but everyone is agreeing with OP and it's not that I don't believe you, but like.

I drove for years and hated every second of it because I was constantly aware of the fact that I was in charge of a massive chunk of speeding steel and glass capable of causing death if I sneezed at the wrong moment. Not for a single second did the car feel like a part of me. Driving always felt deeply unnatural and highly dangerous. It is indeed Wild to think that the vast majority of people apparently smoothly mind-meld with their car.

No wonder I hate driving so much. Everyone else is having a fun Carsona drift experience while I'm strapped into the pilot seat of a complicated memory game whose penalty for losing is dismemberment.

sniperct

#mental health 101#oof to copper#but yes#most people use music memory#our brains are designed#for tool use in a way#that permits physical mapping#to anything attached to our bodies#whether it's a sword#a prosthesis or#entire ass vehicle#I will wince or duck#if I veer too close#to things with my llv#because that's my head or shoulder#not the roof or mirror arm

bunjywunjy

lake wants to kill and gnash and gnash my bones I think

poondragoon

superor Lake perfec t size for put Bunjy in to s\wim!

inside very Calm and Comfort Bunjy swim safely put Bunjy in Superior Lake. Put Bunjy in Superior Lake.

No problems ever in superrior lake because good Buoyant and Temperature for Bunjy float weak of Swim Bunjy body. Alake Superior yes a place for Bunjy put Bunjy in superior lake can trust lake for giveing good swim to Bunjy. Friend Lake.

mistakenolive

Mishipeshu (water panther) wrote this

gsirvitor

rodyathecoyote

i can’t stop watching this

four-rabbits-in-a-trenchcoat

@mistborn-catgirl

shadow-wizard-moneygang

GO WHITE BOY GO

enbyhyena

Does this guy even have bones????

iconuk01

I assume he has, probably stacked in a neat pile in his room, after all, he might need them later even if he sure ain't using them now.

escuerzoresucitado

adamsmasher

Sound on!!

discount-supervillain

aurosoulart

live figure drawing (sculpting? painting??) in augmented reality. created with Figmin XR and a Magic Leap 2 headset

aurosoulart

see you space cowboy....................

yesterdaysprint

The Evening World, New York, October 21, 1916

mistakenolive

Had to look up the full article. (From library of congress website)

"Mrs Ida Ronenberg, fifty years old and athletic, was reading to her invalid husband in their apartment, at No. 2603 Briggs avenue, the Bronx, yesterday afternoon, when they heard noises in the adjoining apartment. Mrs Ronenberg investigated and caught two men ransacking the place. She grabbed the biggest, but the other burglar got away.

Her husband ran after the fleeing man, but his strength gave out when he reached the front stoop and he fell against the stone steps, cutting a gash in his head.

Mrs Ronenberg dragged her captive to where her husband was lying,throwing him to the ground and sitting on him, meanwhile calling for help. Scores of tenants ran to her assistance and policeman Parkinson found the burglar more than willing to go with him.

'I don't care what happens to me so long as I get out of her grip,' the burglar panted, 'she handled me like I was a rag doll.'

The prisoner said he was Joseph Gilmore, a driver of No. 3878 Third Avenue"

#yesterdays print

foone

We should do the opposite of live action remakes. Live action movies but remake them as cartoons.

Die Hard, but drawn by Don Bluth. The Godfather, but animated in that shakeymotion like Home Movies, and the dialog is improv'd. Psycho, but animated like stiff 1995 Pixar CGI

catsofyore

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

ethicalhorseslaughter

bogleech

There's too much going on here

tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit

today's children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for 'eepy' and 'blorbo' but they'll say it in cocomelonese so we won't understand them

fennel-tea

today’s eepy blorbo is yesterday’s heckin doggo is last week’s smexy bishie

jazzybot4

I hate that you're right and that I understood all of that.

cantheykillmacbeth

Could Tobias from Animorphs kill MacBeth? I think probably not, but I'm not sure because of factors like all the reality warping time travel stuff

Unfortunately, form what I could find, Tobias was born normally by a woman, even though a lot of... weird stuff happened after the fact, so I don't think Tobias would qualify.

Sorry! Thank you for your submission!

mistakenolive

Well, he did kill Hitler (admittedly it was the wrong timeline Hitler) so...

yesterdaysprint

The Journal, New York, May 17, 1896

mistakenolive

It's tagged New York because the publication it was originally printed in was from New York.

mistakenolive

Waaay back in 2nd grade my teacher had us write a book called "My Pet Dinosaur", describing what we would do if we could have any dinosaur as a pet. This being the early 90s and having freshly watched Jurassic Park, I decided to skip the T rexes and sauropods, wanting something that would fit in my house and wouldn't eat me. So, I got out my trusty 1987 "Dinosaurs!" Childcraft Annual to pick something more practical, and decided on Psittacosaurus.

^ the illustration in the 1987 book, versus this recent, much more accurate depiction by Bob Nicholls.

So, three decades later, I found the ever-talented @bookrat and their incredible paleo taxidermy art blog. I knew I wanted to commission them, so I decided to fulfill a childhood dream at the same time! I chose a model of a psittacosaurus hatchling because the 14 inch hatchling would take up far less space than a 4 foot long adult, and actually be in my budget. I asked for a green color because of the 1987 illustration above, but more accurate and less mock turtle, lol.

it came out gorgeous! I have my new "pet" here posing adorably with two of my actual-factual pets. Thank you again @bookrat for your beautiful work! I'll have to get a collar soon to take more pics :)