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illinicoise

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily

not even risking that shit

codyslipring-deactivated2015060

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.

tumblgang

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

tastefullyoffensive

Halloween as Ladybug with my tiny Chat Noir (isn’t she adorable?!) and Hawkmoth!

I loved waving, saying hi and interacting with all the little kids who recognized Ladybug!

#halloween2017 #ladybug and chat noir #ladybug cosplay #chat noir cosplay #hawkmoth #miraculous ladybug #chat noir #cosplay

krkgk

Happy Birthday L!!!!!!!!!!

I really love you!! You mean the world to me,L!! ;))))

I drew this fanart with lots of love for your birthday!! XD

And I made the simple animated GIF L smiles at you! :)

Lたん誕生日おめでとう！！！！！ずっと大好きだよ～～～～～～！！！！！！生まれてきてくれてありがとう！！！！Twitterとかでもきっと沢山祝われてるんだろうなあ～私も負けないようにこっちで目一杯お祝いします！！！！

In addition, I post my fanart I drew one year ago today(10/31/2016) for L’s Birthday!

mistr3ssofd3ath

I know his birthday has already passed but I love L! So here's some more adorable L goodness! 💕

Ready for the Death Note panel today!

#near #near cosplay #deathnote #deathnote cosplay #nate river #cosplay #fun

incorrect-deathnotequotes

L: Good morning, detectives! Collecting donations for the Policeman’s Ball?

Aizawa: We don’t have balls.

L: I honestly have no response for that.

tryandstaypositive

I’m not crying you’re crying

conop-8888

here’s the article, it’s a day old! BIG NEWS!

incorrect-deathnotequotes

L: That’s it! You’re all grounded. [To Near] No toys for you. [To Mello] No chocolate for you. [To Matt] No computers for you.

L: [To Beyond] …Oh my God, is there anything you love?

Beyond: Revenge.

L: No vengeance for you.

Beyond: I was going to say, “I’ll get you for that,” but I guess that’s off the table.

Testing out my Near wig. No makeup, incomplete cosplay

#cosplay #near #deathnote #deathnote cosplay #near cosplay

manaphy

wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

hobopoppins

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.

I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.

So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.”

I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry.

And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs.

jen-kollic

This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make ‘girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it.

its-jolls

Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers.

I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, “Oh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s a boy, you know.”

Confetti.

The fucking confetti.

It barely covered 5% of the image.

Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choice—The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, “Oh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, “Oh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.”

I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, “It’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up… well, you know.”

This shit has got to stop. When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or “girly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids.

jen-kollic

So this woman did not want her son to turn out ‘you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well…

aphony-cree

in sociology class we were talking about gender being assigned to objects and one of the male students started saying how forward thinking he is because he buys his daughter sports equipment and “boy toys”. I asked if he’d do the same if he had a son and he said “Of course I’d buy my son sports equipment”. I clarified “No, would you buy him dolls and other toys that are thought of as being for girls”. He turned around and didn’t answer.

Parents will pat themselves on the back for letting their little girls play baseball but a little boy with a Barbie is still considered an affront to society

imkatandimawesome-deactivated20

Patriarchy is it’s own biggest problem.

lucys-borough

this needs to fucking stop

choseninstinct

My nephew was walking around with a purse (filled with all his favorite things) in one hand, and a gun in the other pretending to be a race car driver. If girls can do it so can boys!

cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

sailed-0ut

Please don’t hesitate

imhellafit-personal-deactivated

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

shysweetthing

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99.

Go. Do it.