hex #F60146

hadley OR vivid OR nea | 27 | it/its

[retroactivebakeries]

going forward, red words are considered odd numbers, unless the words were already even numbers, like five. blue words are scared of odd numbers and so will only appear in the same sentence with them if there are green words there too. green words are considered even and five. if you trap a blue word in a sentence with red words but no green words, death will result, and will be considered odd. odd numbers are divisible by purple words unless they (purple or red) are prime or it is raining. death has resulted. a prime number can eat the corpses of most red words and some others but they will be absolutely poisoned and die if they eat an even number, like five. this is how the stock market works.

[ot3]

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

[calebwittebane]

person typing into google search bar: obfuscate meaning

google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!

[themoonandmyman]

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[onrtrp]

text-based lifeform

[romanceyourdemons]

next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?

[romanceyourdemons]

next time you’re on the bus and see someone with an area rug and a look of deep disappointment in themself mind your own business

[willowrosenberg1997]

[spirulin4]

i have your girls shy cat who doesn't like people showing me its belly and letting me pick it up and shit

[knight-of-ashes]

It's midnight on a Sunday and my dash is several reblogs of an unscrollably-long and ridiculously well cited article on hagfish sex. I'm never leaving this website.

[steampunkforever]

I've got the guys and gals in the lab developing new and improved harmful superstitions.

[etrosgate]

"Crab Silence" struck me speechless for a second

[never-obsolete]

Need for Speed: High Stakes (1999)

[morrak]

Both alike in indignity, &c.

[herearedragons]

in Fallen London you can experience many fantastical scenarios, such as "making a living writing short stories" and "having five free evenings a week"

[mithridacy]

i have come to terms with the fact that i learn significantly better in a classroom setting but i still feel that its a particularly embarrassing defect. requires unnecessary external stimuli out of a lack of ability to challenge and provoke itself to action. i feel like ipad baby

[steampunkforever]

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.