“We’re Not So Different, You And I” - Part 63
(check out the other parts here)
What do these four have in common?
Wears an eyepatch (or something like it, at any rate) but doesn’t actually need it?
Incorrect!
The correct answer is that they all had some sort of relationship with a young male protagonist.
Grunkle Stan from Gravity Falls is the great-uncle and caretaker of Dipper
Kakashi from Naruto is Naruto’s teacher and leader
Adventure from The Pagemaster was the traveling companion of Richard
Evil Morty from Rick and Morty was an enemy to Morty
Next:
What do these four have in common?
They were all reanimated or brought back to life in some way?
Incorrect!
The correct answer is that they were all recruited by Q and the Fourth Doctor to fight against the multiverse-traveling Borg in the fanfic “A Tangled Web Part 6 - Planet of the Borg Down Under”
Crocodile Dundee from Crocodile Dundee
Goliath from Gargoyles
Max Headroom from Max Headroom: 20 Minutes into the Future
Robocop from Robocop
Next:
What do these four have in common?
They all have wheels?
Incorrect!
The correct answer is that they were all items found in the brownstone home of infamous NYC hoarders the Collyer brothers
A baby stroller
A Steinway piano
Rusted bicycles
The chassis of an old Model-T automobile
Additional items found include: An X-ray machine, photos of pin-up girls from the early 1900s, glass chandeliers, potato peelers, and jars of pickled human organs.
Next one is about real history:
What do these four have in common?
Their surnames ends with “g”?
Incorrect!
The correct answer is that none of them saw Neil Armstrong walk on the moon live on TV
Maury Emperor Ashoka the Great didn’t see it live on TV because he died 2201 years before it happened
Swedish Activist Greta Thunberg didn’t see it live on TV because she was born 34 years after it happened
American Singer-songwriter Stevie Wonder was alive at the time but he didn’t see it live on TV because he’s blind
American Astronaut Neil Armstrong didn’t see it live on TV because he was too busy being on the Moon
Last one:
What do these four have in common?
they’re all care bears?
Correct!
Funshine Bear from Care Bears is a Care Bear
Bedtime Bear from Care Bears is a Care Bear
Good Luck Bear from Care Bears is a Care Bear
Birthday Bear from Care Bears is a Care Bear
That’s all, folks! (…or is it? can you tell what these questions have in common?)
Had to do it to em
Correct! Lucky Luciano (the “had to do it to em” guy) is hidden in every question.
Inside the mouth of Adventure
In the ear of Crocodile Dundee
Inside the baby stroller
On the moon
Behind the candle on Birthday Bear’s belly
Now that’s all, folks!
Happy April Fool’s Day!

























