Jotunephil

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[smaugthemagnificient]

Things I need people to realise about the French ESC song✨Fulenn✨:

- the song is not in French (yes it's a big deal, yes it's a very big deal considering the current government's take on regional languages, of which breton is one).

- the girls wrote the lyrics.

- the song is about female empowerment BUT the ESC France demanded that the musician who is a guy sing too.

- He sings the last words. In a song about a woman's freedom. Ah ah ah. French people am I right?

- HE DOESN'T SPEAK BRETON he basically learned how to say the words by heart and is playing make-believe <3 and he owns up to it <3 bless him.

- as incredible as it may sound no one apart from him in this band is a professional so those girls are basically killing themselves being on stage and then going back to their day jobs when the ESC allows them to

+ the best part : they're not being paid ✨ for their presence on stage ✨

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I knew this was my favorite for a reason. Underrated.

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I suggested to my friends that “Winter Soldier & Falcon” should be a remake of “Will & Grace” with RDJ and Chris Evans as Karen and Jack.

They haven’t talked to me since. It’s been couple of days.

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Q-force. Hello Captain Jack.

[oliver-here]

i just saw this in a yt video-

[badjokesbyjeff]

An engineer and an anti-vaxxer walk up to a bridge

Seeing as the bridge is the only crossing over a notoriously crocodile-infested river, the two prepare to cross. Just before they set foot on the bridge the anti-vaxxer halts the engineer.

- How safe is it to cross this bridge exactly? - he asks

- 99.97% - the engineer replies confidently

The anti-vaxxer thinks for a moment before turning around:

- Guess I’m swimming then…

[lizardlicks]

change your god damn url OP

[mirthandice]

I've been watching the Die Hard saga from Disney+ with my kid now that they are old enough. As one of our another shared interest is everything Marvel, we had a little laugh when we learned in Die Hard 4.0 that John McClane lives in Brooklyn. Later we started to depate if DH is one of Marvel's universes and if JM is also enchanted, given all the shit he survives. And then my kid goes: "Well, he did hang out with Fury in last one." And yes, DH3 came out 1995 so Fury could've had his both eyes and be undercover in Harlem around 94-95, as Carol Danvers came back to Earth 1995. Also, DH4 came out 2007 so there's a reason no superheroes showed up (exept John).

[alivedean]

loki + text posts bonus:

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[tzalmavet]

An exercise in futility.

[potoo-nest-is-garbage-nest]

[rauhoitusnuolija]

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It's 3am and I got horrible headcanon.

Steve Rogers played "Killing in the Name" on repeat in his car at the 90's and cry-laughted when no one saw.

[psyducked]

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

[pon-raul]

I mean if you taking a piss who cares if you don’t wash your hands, unless you just like go full power and spray yourself like a out of control fire hose

[nutsacktorturer]

stay the fuck away from me

[hardboiledoldman]

people who wash their hands after peeing are weak and must be culled

[ua86]

The only excuse for not washing your hands after you piss is mastering the art of pissing without touching your genitals.

[youre-a-fucking-human-being-dea]

You wash your hands every time you touch your dick? How grimy is your dick?

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

I’m literally never shaking a man’s hand ever again in my life y'all need jesus

[pronounrespecter]

remember how i told y'all?

(they don’t wash their hands after shitting either)

[fall-and-shadows]

What I’m learning is that men are the reason for “employees must wash their hands” signs and why I never put 2 and 2 together is beyond me

[tyst-kampar]

Just out of curiosity, do yall wash your hands every time you touch your arm or the back of your hand or any other part if your body?

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

wash your fucking hands, dickfingers mcgee

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

what the fuck is wrong with these dudes bruh

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

I want to spray this post with Lysol

[lilnasxvevo]

AHEM.

“According to epidemiologist Richard T. Ellison III, it doesn’t matter what you do in the bathroom when it comes to keeping your hands clean. ‘The rationale is that when toileting, it’s possible to have fecal material and fecal bacteria get onto your hands … So it’s wisest to always wash with soap and water even after urinating. Neither plain water nor alcohol hand sanitizers are effective at removing fecal material or killing bacteria in fecal material.’ 

“According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, handwashing can prevent various illnesses and infections. Ellison added that it can also keep us from coming in contact with E. Coli and hepatitis.This is especially important for men to bear in mind because of perianal sweat. This type of sweat forms around the perianal area, which is the patch of skin outside the rectum. It can then spread to one’s underwear and to other parts of the body like the penis. Biology professor Pat Fidopiastis explained, ‘The point is that simply touching the penis in an effort to direct your urine flow can be more than enough to transfer harmful microbes to your hands, and then on to the pretzels sitting in bowl on the bar.’“

WASH.

YOUR.

HANDS.

[mostlyireblogdudesfucking]

I reblog this every time I see it. Don’t be disgusting, wash your fucking HANDS.

[warmhappycat]

The bar is so low for men, holy shit.

[the-sapphic-raven]

the bar is on the ground and these chucklefucks have brought shovels

[neuroxin]

Y'all are some disgusting mother fuckers. Like it’s not bad enough y'all are literally nasty and spreading disease but you’ve also managed to wrap it in toxic masculinity to somehow justify bad hygiene.

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I suggested to my friends that "Winter Soldier & Falcon" should be a remake of "Will & Grace" with RDJ and Chris Evans as Karen and Jack.

They haven't talked to me since. It's been couple of days.

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I sure hope Gendry takes rejection better than his father.

[latinxavenger-deactivated201911]

The Good Place but instead its Tony Stark and Natasha Romanoff

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Endgame Spoiler Warning, but I have to say this.

So, people have been going on about how horrible it is that Steve can't/won't prevent bad things he knows are happening in the past. Been outright mad that "Steve lets Bucky suffer while having his happy ending". Clearly some people are little limited on their views and I'm here to point some things out.

1. Steve Rogers is a superhero, not a god. He can't save everyone. He can only do his best. But he has it little bit better than other people. In order to live without constant cripling anxiety, we all push the knowledge about horrible things in the world out of our minds and just hope everything will sort out while living our lives. Steve knows it will. He knows Bucky will be ok.

2. Bucky Barnes of the future made the decision to own his abuse under HYDRA as sacrifice to make sure the time line ends up saving half the Universe. Respect that, it was his choice.

3. Howard Stark had his flaws but he would've paint bullseye on his forehead for Winter Soldier if he knew what was at stake.

4. What we know about Steve Rogers, it's really unlikely he just sat around decades. Even if he couldn't mess with the main events leading to birth of Avengers and all, it doesn't mean he couldn't be low profile hero. Not only supporting his wife's career, he was most likely involved with many minorities as an ally and supporting human rights for those who didn't have them. Yet.

5. And to Stucky-shippers:

I understand you are dissapointed. I get it. I also thought it would be great if those two ended up together. But the thing is, that ship isn't drown necessarily all the way. Just on the shoal. These things happen. I have myself made a choice to leave my best friend behind in the past to pursue the life I wanted. We teetered years on the line between friends and lovers and finally ended up in bed together. She wanted me but she wasn't ready to settle down for familylife I wanted. So I moved on and she let me go. We lost contact for years, but as I told in my other post, we have found each other again lately. Just friends, but had a convo about how impossible it would be for us to be together still. Not to mention we both have partners we wouldn't cheat on. But, the love is there. And it's not just my own experiences, but all I've seen and heard in my 30+ years on this planet. Life and adult relationships are not simple. Add some PTSD etc. in the mix and the ending of Endgame would make sense even if Stucky had been canon in previous movies.

6. The whole Sharon-thing was weird begin with but now? Super weird. But I believe that she was in the plot whole time and is better spy that anyone knew. Just imagine Aunt Peggy and Uncle Steve (or what ever alias he used) having to sit her down and telling her she needs to kiss young version of her aunt's hubby at some point. Poor Sharon. No wonder whole thing felt so forced.

7. Am I the only one who feels same kind of denial about Natasha's fate, than Loki's? I can't believe that really happened. I won't.

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Thanos is an idiot.

Killing 50% of life forms doesn’t do anything. All living things use something else living thing as resource. If you have 5 cats and 5 mouse instead of 10 cats and 10 mouse, how is that effective any way? You know, I’m convinced that Thanos’ midset represence mindset of privileged people who are more than willing to limit poor peoples’ reproducing rights with laws etc, but don’t give a flying fuck when it comes to girls’ education or women’s rights, even though those are proven to be most effective ways to prevent overpopulation. Like Thanos too doesn’t care about well being of his daughters, but is willing to sacrifice them for his stupid ass “master plan”.

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Reblogging my rant since final battle is coming.

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I'm some sort of nerd when it comes to names. I've known meanings of almost every name since I was kid and had male/female opinions with two middle names for both of my kids before they were born. They know those names and call each other with them for fun time to time. It's so cute and heartwarming. It wasn't till now that my younger asked what my name would've been if I was born a male. "Granma always said she'd name me Christian if I was a boy. So I guess people would call me Chris." As a pagan, I can't say it's something I'd pick myself. In the light of resent marvel metaphores in my life, I'm more convinced universe is fudging with me. Kid grinned like maniac and said "I would call you Crash! Like Crash Bandicoot!!!" Gods bless that kid.

[singerrrsongwriterrr-deactivate]

Oh boy.

[jotaillustrator]

[enrique262]

@basedheisenberg

[nanalineni]

The whole article is really interesting and worth the read.

Tldr is, this challenge probably wasn’t created with the aim of training facial recognition but it sure does help, be careful about the shit you put online.

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Couple weeks ago when we were driving to the city, my partner told me he feels it would be better if we had high-advanced, worldwide surveillance system to protect people from criminals. I argued heavily against it since sacrificing freedom for security is not something I could be on board with. Our debate got kinda heated (at some point he had the nerve ask if I don´t want our kids to live in safe world) and I went on full rant about wanting our kids to live in the free world and how more likely it would be for Powers That Be to abuse their influence over that kind of system than people really being ”safe”. My partner really didn´t get a chance to say anything back since as I ended my speech with the word ”net”, our son started to babble facts about spiders and their net-making abilities loudly from the backseat. Ridiculousness of the situation did not escape me and I snorted. I turned to my partner and told him very sternly that ”this means war. And this time, kid´s on my side.” I took him couple seconds but he cracked up. After that he tried to start the debate again couple of times but I just said ”Ultron.” and he shut up.