Miyaki497

a pregnat mom

[transgenderization]

those marvel villain joke posts are like completely true btw lol

here's hellcat and iron man beating up the universal healthcare guy ^

[queen-mabs-revenge]

Oh don't get me started about Cardiac's appearances in Spider-Man books...

"Bully with ax to grind passing himself off as a hero" .... HmmmmMMmMMMmM

These words are coming out of the mouth of Marvel's most famous working-class vigilante in defense of a capitalist who literally committed mass murder by maximizing profit: "LAWS ARE MADE TO PROTECT US FROM HUMAN ANIMALS. IF WE IGNORE THOSE LAWS, HOWEVER FLAWED, WE BECOME THE ANIMALS"

🙃🙃🙃

[pomoapple]

I looked into it a little bit myself and ummm

This is the "anti" hero that an actual company decided to make with the intention of us cheering him on one minute then cursing his name the next.

They literally had him "get rid of his heart" and replace it with tech in order to fulfill his goal of fighting medically abusive corporations

Also it's no coincidence that he looks like this unmasked

Elias Wirtham deserves to only ever be referred to as superhero period

[weaver-z]

I hate how in the Cruella trailer she’s all “people try to hold me down… I am woman…. hear me roar……” as though people are opposing her for misogynistic reasons and not because her primary motivation is SKINNING PUPPIES? 

[guts2002-deactivated20211208]

margaret thatcher

[afloweroutofstone]

Shoutout to the U.S. embassies in Austria, Chile, India, and South Korea who have directly ignored orders from the Trump administration in flying the pride flag

[bendingsignpost]

They’ve found really clever workarounds, as they were banned from flying the pride flag on the flag pole. 

They aren’t ignoring orders: they are obeying the orders to the exact letter.

[purple-beard]

Malicious compliance

[leondaniel]

Also in Mexico City they couldn’t fly the flag but they didn’t said anything about a picture of a flying flag ❤️

[thou-creature-of-the-deep]

THIS IS SOME GOD TIER CHAOTIC LAWFUL EVIL STUFF

[dilfmage]

Chaotic good?

[extrafabulouscomics]

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

steven universe gets a lot of shit and ive only seen one season so who am i to say? maybe it deserves it.

but today i was babysitting a little girl for the first time and she asked me the question i fear the most “are you a boy or a girl?” i launched into the usual “y’know im not really any of those” and was prepared for the worst but she just nodded and said “so youre like stevonnie!” and immediately moved on.

so like. thank u miss rebecca sugar i owe you my life ma’am.

[buzzfeed]

12 Adult Actors Who Played Teens Vs. What Teens Really Look Like

[hanszimmr]

Grease, enough said 

[newyorkcitysubway-deactivated20]

i love that this article is not only pointing out a super common and troubling phenomenon in movie culture but was also probably set up the way it is specifically so the author could put embarrassing pictures of their friends on buzzfeed

[whitepeopletwitter]

[muffyblogs]

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

[teratomarty]

If you’re doing this, it is because you, like the tiger, need enrichment and variety in your life. May I suggest cramming just a whole bunch of raw hamburger into a pumpkin and rolling it around your enclosure?

[memewhore]

*pupils dilate*

[thebootydiaries]

[valtsv]

me: okay, before we go through with this, i just have one question. is the aversion to garlic like, a lactose intolerance thing where you can consume it but you’ll regret it later, or is it more of a severe, potentially lethal allergic reaction kinda sitch?

vampire: *pausing mid-bite* why… does it matter?

me: i’m just not sure if this immortality deal is really worth it if i can never eat garlic again

[valtsv]

no but seriously. how much garlic does it take to actually repel a vampire? there are no specific measurements as far as i’m aware, which on the one hand suggests that it’s just any amount at all, but on the other hand it makes vampires look kind of weak and shitty if they can be successfully warded off by a speck of garlic powder in my blood

[valtsv]

vampire: now, i know you’re new to this whole vampirism thing, but using that much garlic in your cooking surely can’t agree with you-

me: buddy, i was lactose intolerant before i turned. i’ve suffered worse for less.

[valtsv]

angel: aren’t you supposed to be repelled by salt? that must be so painful

demon: i’m already damned to eternal torment in hell, do you really think i’m going to torture myself with bland, unseasoned food as well? no thank you *pops another salt and vinegar chip in their mouth and winces*

[valtsv]

faerie: you are aware that iron dampens our magic, right?

other faerie: i will die before i stop eating chocolate and that is a threat

[catchymemes]

[zillion-ronald-manus]

someone post the “we got another one” post from the /fit/ thread about the guy working out and becoming gay

[shephardlovesyou]

[valtsv]

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

[valtsv]

like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions

[valtsv]

fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™

[tiktokarchive]

[starwarsgraphictee]

he was on his way to a job interview

[dynamax--grookey]

[foulserpent]

everyone who buys tumblr fundamentally misunderstands the fact that us clowns that still use this site use it specifically because its a no mans land in here and its structure utterly prevents a lot of the annoying crap on other social media. no premium nonsense, posts are in order, significant anonymity, etc. the userbase is uniquely hostile to change and will get up in arms about literally anything you do. every corporation who buys this site with different goals in mind is gonna have a bad time and end up selling it a few years down the line for chump change

[one-divides-into-two]

[homunculus-argument]

Fun fact: This scene is from an art project called Shrek Retold, in which the movie Shrek was re-created, scene by scene, by over 200 artists of all varying levels of talent, and it’s freely available on youtube.

Have fun wasting 1,5 hours of your life.

[iguanamouth]

apriishydoeden submitted: Shhhhh

It is nap time for car park gulls

everybody please be quiet, please

[deverified]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[iguanamouth]

Now Youve Gone And Done It

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]