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▲▽ Hal | 22 | He/him ▲▽

[mizaninc]

[emmasbunnybuddies]

Instagram vs reality 

[saintemiliosandoz]

i hope people realize that southern states reopening even when they shouldn’t is not because southern people are dumb. it’s because their mayors and governors want them to die. they care about the economy more than the people there.

and because they don’t want to pay unemployment anymore. they’d rather people die than pay unemployment

[callmearcturus]

I live in Florida and I need y'all to know, this is 100% true. It is entirely and completely about the FL unemployment system being broken, not about any deep patriotic sense of freedom.

[isomaruuuu]

[nerdienerdlord]

@haitiandaisy

[kafkasdiariies]

[rococo-girls-shrine]

Winter in Central Park by Rebecca Dale

[normal-horoscopes]

[STRIKES MY WIZARD STAFF ON THE GROUND AND IMMEDEATELY DUCKS BEHIND A ROCK]

[normal-horoscopes]

[THERES A FLASH OF LIGHT AND THE RITUAL CHAMBER IS COVERED IN SPAGHETTI]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I OPEN MY GRIMOIRE AND MAKE ANOTHER TALLY UNDER THE COLUMN LABELLED "SPAGHETTI"]

[normal-horoscopes]

[THE OTHER COLUMN IS MARKED "SUMERIAN HARVEST GOD" AND IS COMPLETELY BLANK]

[mizaninc]

Admittedly I was considering moving to a new blog (for the.. fourth time..) for some organizational purposes. (Namely, my Main Blog is actually my art blog, and I’m thinking it’d be better to remake and use the new main blog as.. the main blog.) But I’d rather do that on my own time.

[mizaninc]

My account got temporarily terminated earlier today (Artemis Fowl shitpost I reblogged was too spicy, I guess) but I’m back online. No word on why exactly I got terminated as far as I can see, but I got my account back, which is what I wanted.

[the-spaztic-fantastic]

This legitimately needs to be in future literature textbooks to capture the Covid-19 Pandemic.

[july-19th-club]

another one of my favorite things about butler is how beloved he is in-universe among our other protagonists. like even in the first book, when nobody gets along and everyone hates artemis, people will talk to butler one time and be like “ah yes the big fellow. he aint so bad for a mud man” and he commands respect not by being physically intimidating (though he is) or tactically unstoppable (though he’s that too), but just by being a professional and being nice unless he has a reason not to be. by book three after he gets hurt everyone’s like ARTEMIS WHAT’VE YOU DONE NOW ohhhhhh it’s butler. oh it’s butler. and like that’s EVERYONE’S reaction out of a cast of people who primarily communicate by bickering and accusing each other of stuff. oh i understand. well this is no time to lay blame when the big mans in danger, you know, it’s butler

[mentosmorii]

Artemis circa age 10: yes I’m 10 years old. Yes I can type thousands of words per minute. This carpel tunnel brace? It’s real.

Butler: absolutely. That makes perfect sense, and not a shadow of doubt lies in my mind. this is my charge and he’s very talented, okay? He’s unique :)

[miir4ge-deactivated20210710]

i think the concept of a software install wizard is so cute… developers know the average person isnt comfortable running terminal commands so theyre like here!!! this wizard will do it for you <3 and we’re all like yay :) the wizard

[knifekris]

my cats name is шарик (SHA-reek, roll the r) but his legal name is soap just to make it easier on americans and also its a cute name. anyways the vet called him “mr. soap” which i really appreciated

[knifekris]

baby boy!

[phcking-detective]

me, escorting this beautiful boy onto my blog: Right this way, Mr. Soap.

[mad--house]

“Unexpected Object Forms” by Suzy Lelièvre

[plum-soup]

You have to coat them in flour first before mixing them into the batter or all the berries will sink to the bottom!

[crossstitchworld]

Made some color changes to this pattern from NightSpiritStudio. To summon or not to summon? by ninjapiratezombi

[eeriewig]

[connorricks]

DINOSAUR WIZARD 

Disko the Warlock, attended by the winged compsognathus, about to perform his best trick; summon giant space rock.