m'lady Amy

:)

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

[speedlimit15]

love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients

[speedlimit15]

[cogneartive]

brian wilson challenge

100 reps shortenin bread

be my baby by the ronnets until failure

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

mcdonalds would be better if every store had a perfect replica of the complete terracotta army

[oneheadtoanother]

[segamascott]

[akashicrecord]

Cracker Barrel employee training

[nonpsychotic]

[rnismatch]

Real cool dude in fact let me call up my buddy olaf from frozen to ask if he gives a fuck

[memewhore]

[ihavenohotcocoa]

babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

[catgirlanarchist]

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

[officeshelpdesk]

由于中国世纪已经到来，我现在只会用（可能写得不太好的）简化汉语来发帖。

[officeshelpdesk]

有一天，我们都会回首往事，大笑起来，不过，我们会以一种明显的中国方式大笑。

[officeshelpdesk]

当有人谋杀“South African Pedophile Hitler”时，我会回去用英语发帖

[greeniery]

I’ve had a tumblr for 4 years what the fuck am I doing with my life 

[greeniery]

chuckles darkly

[plant-based-person]

[gaynfl-moved]

just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

[gaynfl-moved]

heard three people say "amen" in response

[plaidos]

oooh rare leap year post, adds to the resale value

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

[capnsoapy]

do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

[the-drunk-game-master-deactivat]

I suppose? You can just replace that with what kind of bender tribe you'd be, or if you're a Jedi or a Sith.

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[grumpy-bat-central]

I'll do you one better, identify with your choice of lightsaber color and form you'd use~!

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[totally-lyrical]

ok but power rangers are dope as hell and also are FREE to watch on youtube so tag yrself im light blue

[capnsoapy]

Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,

[scenetorrents]

pinned forever in my heart

[disgustingposer-deactivated2026]

the context makes it even better

[rnismatch]

The left wing is damaged and one of the engines is offline. We're going to have to make a crash landing on that dog

[edgedancing-queen]

Idk if this was intended as a metaphor for American politics, but if the shoe fits, am I right?

I'm hoping the dog is Elon 🤞

[rnismatch]

This post was about landing an airplane on a dog to kill the dog