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your rights have been [REDACTED]

[cosmonautroger]

[jarnt8]

[dehydratedbunny]

[st5lker]

[gay-mormon-wizard]

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

[lets-burn-down-the-post-office]

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

I have been alerted by various folks

[hintons-a]

YOU ARE NOT ALONE, SID Timothy Olyphant as Mickey Altieri SCREAM 2 — 1997

[hintons-a]

Boyfriend, killer. Boyfriend, killer? TIMOTHY OLYPHANT AS MICKEY ALTIERI IN SCREAM 2 (1997)

[bangley]

TIMOTHY OLYPHANT as Mickey Altieri | Scream 2

[louisbxne]

SCREAM 2 (1997) Dir. Wes Craven

SCREAM (1996) Dir. Wes Craven

[hintons-a]

SUPRISE, SIDNEY. Timothy Olyphant as Mickey Altieri / Ghostface Scream 2 (1997) dir. Wes Craven

[mmartist]

It's my 8 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

😧😧😧

[julius-caeser]

hanging with my boys in the senate on wednesday the 15th, cant wait to see what theyve got planned, i hope its a suprise party

[acespeon]

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2,067 slutty, slutty years

[science-bastard]

y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*

[science-bastard]

mad because you’re in the control group, aren’t you?

[utopians]

man what's even the point of those stupid ass pikachu ads they literally arent even advertising anything. the link just takes you to the dashboard

[padeko]

So there's this thing called jokes.

[utopians]

unfortunately tumblr forcing me to see their stupid ass unfunny joke over and over between every 5 posts is actually far worse and more obnoxious than an ad could ever be. god bless

[one-time-i-dreamt]

NOT A DREAM, MY BIRTHDAY IS

TOMORROW

THE 16TH OF MARCH

[one-time-i-dreamt]

He was stabbed so I could be born the next day

[one-time-i-dreamt]

*2067 and don't look a day over 300

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[noecoded]

they put him in batter......

[kyousukebei]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Happy March 15th!!!!

hope everyone had an amazing march 15th!!! no reason I just know that tumblr loves days and dates. happy wednesday! happy 15th! happy march!!! I hope the stars align and smite an enemy of your choosing

[angelofdumpsterfires]

it’s almost that time of the year :)

[changelingsrule]