how do i

i run this blog for my own amusement and no one else's. it's a mess here because i refuse to create a sideblog that i will inevitably forget about.

[detective-jane-rizzoli]

[prokopetz]

Reasons why computer problems seem to mysteriously vanish as soon as a technician shows up:

You were spacing out and skipping a step somewhere without realising it, and you can’t reproduce it when you try to demonstrate it because now you’re paying attention to what you’re doing

It’s an intermittent electrical connection fault that’s being aggravated by movement/vibrations in your desk; you need to check your cables

The act of explaining the problem to someone caused you to figure out what you were doing wrong

The real cause of the problem was somewhere upstream of your terminal device – for example, at the network service provider – and it got fixed at the source while you were waiting

Your computer is in a location with poor airflow and is overheating; waiting for the technician to arrive gave it a chance to cool off

Despite all appearances to the contrary, modern computers actually have very good fault recovery, and most minor problems will sort themselves out on their own if you give it a minute

Magic

[bookshelfdreams]

the computer doesn’t respect you. next time, try firm eye contact to establish dominance.

[tryingtobececilia-deactivated20]

Please universe let something super lesbian happen to me during pride month

[important-animal-images]

singing lessons

[ergodyke]

Lesbian Subaru ads from the mid 90s/early 2000s

[ivankov-save-me]

These Subaru ads are my own personal "you are not immune to propaganda" Garfield, as I have wanted a Subaru for a long time mostly because of these ads that I only saw on the internet at least a decade after they ran.

[henstomper]

truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem

[bunjywunjy]

Shout out to that guy from Florida talking to my coworker about wanting to take his sail boat through Lake Superior in November. He was planning on a little trip and my coworker was like hey man I don't know how to tell you this but you will Actually Die

*Lake Superior, in the far distance*: yes yes yes yes yes do it yes yes

[bunjywunjy]

@ciaseeds PLEASE

[bunjywunjy]

yeah okay fair point

[kratt09]

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

[kratt09]

thats not the word I meant to use

[coldspicyy]

None of these words are in the bible.

[godmodebeginswithlesbians]

au contraire, mon ami

[transarsonist]

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

[saintjosie]

i’m sorry cock is in the bible?

[freeformtarsier]

Matthew 26:34 KJV

Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.

[saintjosie]

huh i didn’t know edging was in the bible either

[virtualgirladvance]

Of course it is, they've been waiting over two thousand years for the second coming

[synder-sync]

[ooppo]

shhhhh guys be quiet we need to be quiet or else the bears will hear us. as long as we all keep quiet (everyone liking this post) we will be fine just don't do anything to alert the bears okay?

[honeysucklebuttons]

ASSERT THE PEARS?? HUH??

[ooppo]

SHHHH OH MY GOD STOP THE BEARS ARE LOOKING THIS WAY

[stonerpunk]

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[ooppo]

everyone be quiet oh my fucking god ....

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[arachnidsgrrip]

:33 < jegus fuck!!

[crimepope]

"What was that?"

...

"Must be my imagination."

[secrett-clown]

HoNk :o)

[ooppo]

you two Homestuck motherfuckers better shut the fuck up or I swear to GOD.

[arachnidsgrrip]

:33 < whoopsies okay i will be extra quiet!

[ooppo]

Thank you nepeta from Homestuck. It looks like the bear has left, I think we can all quietly head back to the car...wait...where's the fucking car?

[waxydoll]

[ooppo]

MY FUCKING CAR

[ooppo]

Post cancelled, MOTHERFUCKING DYKEYAOI?? ARE U KIDDING ME?? That's the coolest fucking username ever. What's next? faggotyuri??

[dykeyaoi]

@faggotyuri :D

[faggotyuri]

Hey what's going on in this thread

[ooppo]

HOLY SHIT FAGGOTYURI

[ooppo]

Everyone give it up for @Dykeyaoi and @Faggotyuri make sure to clap really really loud 📢

[sombersalt]

@dykeyaoi and @faggotyuri have pleased the bears, we are saved

[ooppo]

Yes officer that's the bear that stole my fucking car get his ass

[animentality]

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[everythingfox]

“He just discovered his shadow. He’s 10 years old.”

(via)

[sailermoon]

sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”

[sailermoon]

[animentality]

[wordfather]

[plaguedocboi]

B-babby eel…

[nesophontidae]

I don't know your location but that's an Anguilla spp. If you're in the US that'll be Anguilla rostrata.

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[ankle-beez]

not to shit on zack snyder again but it's really funny that he tried to make a big, grand, complex moral quandary on where superman should stand when he saves people around the world and then james gunn is like "he wants to do it because he thinks it's the right thing to do". sometimes going simpler means you get to the crux of what the character is all about much more efficiently. like wow it's really that easy

[ankle-beez]

we still haven't seen much of gunn's version of clark but him screaming "people were going to DIE" in extreme frustration over pedestrian political nonsense (by no fault of lois' own, btw, it's just prepping him up for the inevitable placating everyone in power will want him to do) already gives us a much clearer vision for his character than what snyder did in 3 movies

[ankle-beez]

like wow it all really comes down to this one simple line, doesn't it. who gives a shit about whatever any high-ranking asshole has to lecture you about. people are going to die. people WILL die. you are in a blessed position where you can do something about it. and you WANT to do something about it. and you WILL.

[littlestfallenangel]

That clip also gets more into the actual political ethics (an American citizen enters a foreign country with no one's authorization and performs a show of force to make everyone do what he wants) than Zack's stuff ever did.

Zack seemed to consider "should you save people?" to be an interesting moral quandary in and of itself and, like, to be fair he ultimately answers "yes" but like how was that a question to begin with?