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Iâm just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel
STORY TIME:
I work in a decent sized, local, indie bookstore. Itâs a great job 99% of the time and a lot of our customers are pretty neat people. Any who, middle of the day this little old lady comes up. Sheâs lovably kooky. She effuses how much she loves the store and how she wishes she could spend more time in it but her husband is waiting in the car (OH! I BETTER BUY HIM SOME CHOCOLATE!), she piles a bunch of art supplies on the counter and then stops and tells me how my bangs are beautiful and remind her of the ocean (âWoooooshâ she says, making a wave gesture with her hand)
Ok. I think to myself. Awesomely happy, weird little old ladies are my favorite kind of customer. Theyâre thrilled about everything and theyâre comfortably bananas. I can have a good time with this one. So we chat and itâs nice.
Then this kid, whoâs been up my counter a few times to gather his school textbooks, comes up in line behind her (weâre connected to a major university in the city so we have a lot of harried students pass through). She turns around to him and, out of nowhere, demands that he put his textbooks on the counter. Heâs confused but she explains that sheâs going to buy his textbooks.
He goes sheetrock white. He refuses and adamantly insists that she canât do that. Itâs like, $400 worth of textbooks. She, this tiny old woman, bodily takes them out of her hands, throws them on the counter and turns to me with a intense stare and tells me to put them on her bill. The kid at this point is practically in tears. Heâs confused and shocked and grateful. Then she turns to him and says âyou need chocolate.â She starts grabbing handfuls of chocolates and putting them in her pile.
He keeps asking her âwhy are you doing this?â She responds âDo you like Harry Potter?â and throws a copy of the new Cursed Child on the pile too.
Finally sheâs done and I ring her up for a crazy amount of money. She pays and asks me to please give the kid a few bags for his stuff. While Iâm bagging up her merchandise the kid hugs her. Weâre both telling her how amazing she is and what an awesome thing sheâs done. She turns to both of us and says probably one of the most profound, unscripted things Iâve ever had someone say:
âItâs important to be kind. You canât know all the times that youâve hurt people in tiny, significant ways. Itâs easy to be cruel without meaning to be. Thereâs nothing you can do about that. But you can choose to be kind. Be kind.â
The kid thanks her again and leaves. I tell her again how awesome she is. Sheâs staring out the door after him and says to me: âMy son is a homeless meth addict. I donât know what I did. I see that boy and I see the man my son could have been if someone had chosen to be kind to him at just the right time.â
Iâve bagged up all her stuff and at this point am super awkward and feel like I should say something but I donât know what. Then she turns to me and says: I wish I could have bangs like that but my darn hair is just too curly.â And leaves.
And that is the story of the best customer Iâve ever had. Be kind to somebody today.
 I didnât reblog earlier.Â
So I am now.Â
Be kind. Itâs worth the effort.
Sometimes kindness is all we can give.
history fucked me up
oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hutâs invention than to the pyramids being built
I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like âin this century, all this shit was happening concurrentlyâ and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar
canât stop thinking about that interview where the guy is like âwhatâs your favourite chick flick?â and robert pattinson goes âchicken runâ
the promotional photos for the earlier harry potter movies are a fucking treasure trove tbh
[Image: Harry, Ron, and Lockhart standing in a grey background. Lockhart is posing with a grin, his hand on his chest. Harry looks at the camera incredulously while Ron stares at Lockhart with an unimpressed expression.]
Tbh the idea that German is an angry or ugly language is just French propoganda to divert attention away from the fact that French sounds exactly like when your dog is choking on some plastic wrapper he found somehow
ShhhhâŠ
Sleeping idol.
Scottish women of the Highland Gamesâkicking ass, wearing kilts and making you swoon.Â
I changed my Grindr profile pic to a selfie I took with my brotherâs bearded dragon and it led to possibly the best conversation Iâve ever had on Grindr
This is the purest thing
Me: âHow can I help you today, ma'am?â Client: âIs e-mail internetâ? Me: âI beg your pardon?â Client: âIs e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?â Me: âWell yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.â Client: âOh, dear. I canât see my e-mail.â Me: âWell, letâs see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?â Client: âOpen what?â Me: âYour browser, can you open up your browser?â Client: âMyâŠmyâŠ?â Me: âWhat you click on when you want to browse the internet?â Client: âI donât use anything, I just turn my computer on, and itâs there.â Me: âOkay. Do you see the little blue âeâ icon on your desktop?â Client: âYou mean I have to start writing letters again?â Me: âIâmâŠwhat, Iâm sorry?â Client: âI donât have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.â Me: âNo, ma'am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue âeâ on your computer screen for me?â Client: âOh, this is too much work. Iâm too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Canât you send me my e-mail?â Me: âWeâŠokay, ma'am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?â Client: âMy what?â Me: âThe little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - itâs most likely near your computer?â
Client: âLights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.
Me: âMy test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what youâre seeing on your computer screen?â Client: âItâs been the same thing for the last two hours.â Me: âAn error message?â Client: âNo, just stars. Itâs black and moving stars.â Me: ââŠDo you see your mouse next to your keyboard?â Client: âYes.â
Me: âMove it for me.â Client: âMove it?â Me: âYes. Move it.â Client: âMy e-mail!â
This post gave me a fucking ulcer.
You meet people like this at the library. People who have been coming in every day for YEARS to use the computers and monopolize your time with conversations like this, that seem to go out of their way to avoid listening to anything you try to teach them because theyâd rather you just do it for them.
So one day, this tiny, frail little woman comes to the desk with a huge folder of papers under her arm. She says âI need to use one of the computers,â and Iâm like âalright, Iâll set you up with a guest account.â
And then she says âIâll also need you to show me how to use a computer. Iâm 97 years old and Iâve never even touched one before, but I need to file my health information and they told me I needed to do it using this,â and she holds out a little scrap of paper with a url scrawled on it in a shaky hand.
And Iâm just mentally like âoh no,â but I say of course I can help her. So I sit her down and sign her in, and she stops me to ask basically what the mouse is, and I explain it, but Iâm just thinking that this is going to take a million years. But I start doing a quick and dirty run down of the parts of the computer, the programs, the desktop, what a url is and what the Internet is, what a search engine is, what websites are, and so on.
She doesnât interrupt or ask any questions or anything, and then Iâm like âokay letâs go to this urlâ and itâs an interactive, multi-page form that she needs to put all that info in her folder into and submit, and Iâm just terrified as Iâm explaining it that Iâm going to spend all day with this woman.
But sheâs just like âalright. I think Iâve got it.â And she must have had a secretary job back in the typewriter days, because she just *whips* through the first page of the form and submits and goes on to the next, and tells me sheâll find me if she needs me.
She came over once to tell me she needed an email address and wanted to know how to set one up - I told her about her options and she picked Gmail and went back to the computer and set it up all by herself, and got her information all filed properly in about an hour and a half â and sheâd NEVER used a computer before in her LIFE.
When she was done, she came over to ask me how to turn it off and I showed her and she thanked me for being so patient, and I told her quite honestly that Iâd NEVER seen a novice adult pick up using a computer so fast.
And she said âoh, but itâs so simple! And so useful! My grandkids made it sound so difficult, but Iâm going to pick up my own computer tomorrow!â
And I think she must have, because I never saw her in the library again.
Anyway I hope Iâm that quick when Iâm 97.
^ thank you for sharing this very positive experience because the experience from OP really gave me a headache. it was nice to end on a positive note.. gives hope
iâd really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time
If depression was a musical
This is a bop
its that time of year
me: I HATE THESE FKN ROACHES GET OUT U DONT PAY NO BILLSÂ
the roach: ok but U dont pay none either hoe
me: