only the sexiest pics of waluigi

[prokopetz]

Fact: Waluigi has never actually been caught in a T-pose. Whenever you’ve seen him standing with his arms rigidly outspread, he’s doing it on purpose. That purpose is sinister.

[fwizard]

[f1rstperson]

@bisexualbendy

[prokopetz]

Okay but what's your Smash wishlist at this point

Impa, in either her Hyrule Warriors or Skyward Sword incarnations

Tron Bonne; yes, I’m aware that she’s technically never been playable on a Nintendo console, owing to the cancellation of Mega Man Legends 3, but that didn’t stop Cloud Strife!

Joanna Dark, because no generation of gamers should be free of the terror of that bullshit X-ray gun

Jade from Beyond Good & Evil, because a. the GameCube port was popular enough that she’s basically an honorary Nintendo character, and b. it would be fucking hilarious if Jade managed to score a guest spot in a platform brawler while her own franchise is stuck in development hell

Lucca from Chrono Trigger; do I even need to explain this one?

[peterwhitewastaken]

BUT WHERE IS WALUIGI

[prokopetz]

At this point Waluigi stans getting salty over his continued exclusion has far more entertainment value than his actual presence ever could.

[prokopetz]

@fluffballchikorita replied:

I am tired and for a solid minute I thought you meant characters you wish you could smash

Impa: I’m like 80% sure Impa’s only love is the call of battle, but even if it wasn’t, this is a woman who wields weapons larger than her entire body. I work a desk job. I would literally die.

Tron Bonne: Dude, she’s fourteen.

Joanna Dark: If I did, there is approximately a 100% chance that I would later be murdered as a motivational plot device. Pass.

Jade: Literally everyone she loves gets possessed by brain-sucking aliens at some point. I like my brain.

Lucca: I’d rather listen to her tell me facts about robots.

Waluigi: … well now.

[suppermariobroth]

Waluigi’s special shot from Mario Tennis Aces, seen in the latest Nintendo Direct.

[h0lyhandgrenade]

Sometimes when you get an idea for a picture, you don’t question it. You just. …Draw it. Essentially I was disappointed that Waluigi isn’t being included in the new Smash and this is how I’ve expressed it.

Available on my Etsy! And at future conventions :3

[prokopetz]

I love spurious Latinate plurals. I don’t know what it is. I once managed to convince an acquaintance that the proper plural of “walrus” is “walri”.

[signed-me-again]

What about the inverse, though?

One waluigus, coming right up…

[prokopetz]

“The Waluigus” sounds like it should be the plot-driving artifact in an early 2000s JRPG. You know, the kind that’s like 80% cutscenes, yet manages to not explain a damn thing.

[whothehellisjoe]

It’s a purple hat with eldritch runes on the front

[prokopetz]

[prokopetz]

I love it when folks claim that Nintendo has finally gone off the deep end whenever they unveil their latest deranged side venture.

Like, buddy, y’all have no idea.

If you’re up on your gaming industry trivia, you probably know that Nintendo was founded in 1889 as a purveyor of hand-painted playing cards. What those trivia pages probably don’t tell you is that in the intervening span, Nintendo has been involved in such diverse side businesses as peddling instant rice, offering taxi services, and even operating a chain of love hotels. (Yes, really.)

Nintendo has never known what to do with themselves - and seeing as they’re still around 130 years later, it seems to be working for them!

[kadenzys-other-place]

I am now picturing a love hotel themed after today’s Nintendo and loving the idea.

Like a dungeon room with the aesthetics of the 8-bit Zelda dungeons, Princess Peach’s castle with a closet offering frequently-cleaned Mario, Peach, and Bowser costumes …

[prokopetz]

… a life-size statue of Waluigi over in the corner watching you fuck…

[turing-tested]

avatar aang is…..my dad

[shitbrick]

explain

[turing-tested]

disappeared when i needed him most

[turing-tested]

hey so this was a good post and all and im glad i got to collaborate with you but i just realized your url was “waluigis-penis” and i would like a refund, please,

[shitbrick]

suck my waluweenie

[turing-tested]

D:

[retrogamingblog]

“So what are your plans for Halloween?” me:

[akumanorobin]

VinnyLaugh.mp4

[nocontextvinesauce]

vinny fucking dies

[ask-me-about-loom]

he sounds like he’s physically receding into his body

[memelovingbot]

apply directly to the waluigi

[thewindwanker]

Can we please stop romanticizing Waluigi

[bitwisdom]

no?

[futureresident-deactivated20190]

Fuck you op

[meggtalgearsalad]

[moist4waluigi]

( wrong blog whoops )

[blue-star-above-me]

You’ve heard of Luigi’s Mansion, now get ready for...

Waluigi’s Apartment

[kingkoopasconeyislanddiscopalace]

It’s not haunted or anything Waluigi just attacks all the other tenants with a vacuum cleaner

[prokopetz]

Fact: there is no such thing as lusting for Waluigi ironically. If you’ve ever expressed attraction to Waluigi, even in jest, I’m sorry, but Waluigi is your husband now.

[batsintheshadows]

i have no idea what caused this post but are u ok?

[prokopetz]

[prokopetz]

My favourite thing about Waluigi is that in the sports games he appears in, all the other characters have over-the-top feats of athleticism for their special moves - and then there’s Waluigi, literally conjuring spirits of rot and poison to bedevil his opponents. Like, there’s no rationale for why he can do that, or why his thematics are so different from everybody else’s - his personality is just so incredibly unpleasant that his disdain manifests physically as venomous thorns.

[anchorssinkships-deactivated201]

I love that there’s an entire post dedicated to dragging waluigi

[prokopetz]

“Dragging”? This post is an expression of abject admiration.