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Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

skopostheorie

"my hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon" awful. 10/10

"my hungry ass could never be a truck driver" ????? 10/10

yanoharuhito

EATYIGNIN TIJOK;L'HE????

see-the-wires

naamahdarling

You're right, that would be shocking.

annabelle--cane

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

thisliminalspacedaydreams

oh and while we're on the topic of asexuality I really must reiterate how important communication of your spectrum is to your partner.

Do I like romance? yes. Do I like kissing? sure.

But if my aspec partner doesn’t—and I love her—then that’s negotiable for me. The communication is that yes, those things are nice, but no, they are not important enough for me to seek them elsewhere.

What I want is this relationship, right here. And I prefer having this relationship even if it means I don’t get kissing.

Aroace people can be in committed relationships with people.

You just need to be super clear on your position (and know that said position could move in the future because we're not there yet, we're here now). That prevents unspoken assumptions from turning into resentment.

Queer relationships fail because those spectrum differences are never clearly articulated or mutually negotiated.

Attraction, affection, wanting to have sex or not, and commitment are not a one-meal package deal. Just communicate your preferences so your partner(s) can make informed choices about what they value most.

Some acts/gestures are pleasant but aren't foundational. I'm not losing something by forgoing the thing: I'm deciding what the most important value is to me. I PICK. I've made a decision.

Aroace/Ace/Aro people can absolutely form healthy relationships with ace or allo partners because commitment is defined by mutual intent. All you need is to be aligned on expectations, trust, and consent.

Remove guesswork now! Communicate!

prokopetz

The thing about Lovecraft's work is that he did write about some genuinely fucked up critters, but he doesn't seem to have had a clear picture of which ones those are. "Dog that inhabits right angles" and "sapient colour" are treated as exactly as mind-bending as, like, "guy who looks like a fish" and "big penguin".

flowerbleedme

The idea that all of existence is a fictional dream of a sleeping god creature from an entirely different reality that could wake up at any moment, ending all life that never truly existed at all, is a fascinatingly terrifying concept but the god is not nearly as popular as the Really Big Guy who is Squid

isabelopaque

And don't forget to stay up til 3 am every night doing nothing productive for no reason every day for a month

dogpuppy

victusinveritas

Do not. Under any circumstances. Do not even. Do not. Absolutely not. Even if you are in a country with universal healthcare. Even if you are in a hospital right now and have a doctor waiting. No.

lunarlagomorph

Why is the wording for this so sick

lunarlagomorph

genuinely what is up with this

edamamefiend

what the hell the title said entry level 😭😭😭

hollow-head

mermaid internet cafe in an upside down boat, where the mermaids go to read fanfiction, and do whatever else they do on the internet. remote work, probably.

kitten-kokomo

I like that the only issue with mermaids using computers is that the wifi doesn’t work good, and not that the computers won’t work underwater at all

ruffboi-mags

ofc computers don't work underwater, that's why they've got the upside-down boat!

mumblesplash

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

kata4a

p0tat0-g0ddess

I haven’t platonicposted in a while

abby-wolf-reblogs

@aroacesafeplaceforall

brucebocchi

greia

KID WATCHING THE VIDEO: This guy’s not not tied to his rope… this - dude, this guy’s crazy, does he have a death wish or somethin’? Oh my gosh! Doesn’t he have like a wife and kids at home???

[parachute opens up to reveal it is rainbow]

KID, IN EXACT SAME TONE: Doesn’t he have a husband and kids at home???