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AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."

vanshira

#‘that goose keeps laying golden eggs. that’s stagnation. I’m going to kill it and go look for a goose that lays diamond eggs’#‘that goose normally lays golden eggs but this time it laid a silver egg. I’m going to kill it because even though I can still make good#money with that it’s not as good as a golden egg’#‘that golden egg laying goose only lays an egg once a day instead of constantly shitting them out. I don’t care that golden eggs take time#if they’re not constant the goose is worthless to me’

@thebaldursmouthgazette y u leave all the good stuff in the tags

kushblazer666

araki in nebraska: fuuuuck dude what if there was an enemy

rubsjuice

I hate to do this so soon but I ran out of money and I couldn't find a job yet. I quit early June because my job was physically killing me, and I'm moving back home because I can't afford to pay rent anymore. I need help for moving expenses (a moving truck trip + a furniture guy to dismount and remount my furniture), and I'm estimating the total to be around 150 USD. Any extra money will help me pay credit card debt and other amenities. Due to currency conversions, even 1 US dollar already helps a whole lot.

I also have super cheap writing commissions open, they're in my pinned. It's for deltarune but I can definitely risk Homestuck stuff as well. If you're interested, feel free to DM me.

If you can't donate, a share helps too! All of my friends have been supportive these last few months and are wonderful and I can't thank you guys enough for it! It's very encouraging to know so many people are in my corner and it motivates me to keep going.

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mulders-too-large-shirt

occasionally, you will discover an artist who drew roughly 300 beautiful pictures of your favorite characters over the course of a month and then never touched them again. you must accept this as a gift.

catasters

idratherhavefreedom

theonion

blemgoid

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

ntrider

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

ntrider

I stop once I start getting short of breath

aokozaki

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

ntrider

I'M NOT A DOG??????

aokozaki

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

ntrider

wait! au au

aokozaki

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

ntrider

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

gothicprep

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

squishysphealgirls

"you understand" is a common phrase exchanged between perverts

caressthosecheekbones

nasa is using a 3D world graphic for the solar eclipse thingy today where germany is still devided in east and west adjfglkafdhgadfg. buddies, it's been almost 40 years.

chthonion

So I showed this to a physicist and they were like "Oh! Yes! It's a figure from Fred Espenak's very old paper where he did a bunch of eclipse graphics! I've been looking at these my entire internet life, basically, for every solar eclipse! They called him Mr. Eclipse. He just passed away recently 🥺"

Anyway apparently Mr. Eclipse made 5000 years' worth of solar eclipse graphics, which you can find the simpler versions of here

So now instead of laughing at NASA for their outdated graphics I'm emotional about Mr. Eclipse and his hard work

dateamonster

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.