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@momokoachaar
HELLO PEOPLE
I am āØAriāØ I go by she/her
My fave books: Harry Potter (the Marauders era, lightning era, knights of Walpurgis era, pretty much all of them)(FUCK JKR), all of the Riordanverse, Six of Crows/ all of the Grishaverse, The Cruel Prince, AGGTM, The Game Changers series
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I write fics sometimes. I'm momokoachaar on ao3, the same on Fanfiction.net, and the same on Wattpad.
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Post TLG, Shane has a rare completely off night. He was awful and he knows it. When they get back to the locker room after the loss, Shane goes to apologize to the team. Before he can start, the team just pushes him out of the way and surrounds Ilya. Theyāre like āDude, what the fuck is wrong with you? Whatās your problem?ā and Ilya is so confused as to why theyāre upset with him because he played well despite losing. Someone is like āCap, itās your job to put out and you clearly havenāt been and thatās why Shane is playing like shit, so why are you not giving it up?ā. Someone else explains that they figured out a while ago that Shane plays like a God when heās getting laid regularly, and goes back to being a normal human when not, so they need to know why Ilya isnāt bending over and giving it up. They start assuming that something is medically wrong and Bood is like āWell if Ilya canāt take it then someone on the team has to step upā and Luca is immediately like āIāll let Shane fuck meā¦I mean for the sake of team and everythingā¦if I mustā¦Iām not actually eager or anythingā¦like I havenāt thought about this at allā¦ever!ā Ilya starts yelling at the team, telling them that everything is fine, but they yell back and now everyone is arguing. Meanwhile, Shane is very amused by the fact that the team thinks heās the top.
[Image is of a New Hope Church sign that reads, āGod says homosexuality is inā and two men in the foreground holding the S from the sign]
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how does this have under 10,000 notes in spite of my having seen it regularly for the entire time Iāve been on here?
ilya pre first hookup: i wouldn't be surprised if this is his first time i better be a little careful with that awkward canadian i don't wanna spook him
ilya coming out of room 1410 at 9:12PM with his third eye opened: oh okay so i might have underestimated him
What do you think of the hc that Peter obliviated Mary after the war?
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my phone isnāt charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it š please for the love of god
i see now that i shouldnāt have made this post on tumblr. specifically.
unfortunately for my mental health I love me a good tragic sibling dynamic
I love the idea of Shane being not just good at hockey but good at all sports, to the point where it fascinates and infuriates the other Centaurs
Because what do you mean they went to the batting cages for some silly fun to watch everyone flail at an unfamiliar sport, only for Shane to need three practice swings before figuring out the force and timing needed to start hitting every single pitch? What do you mean he sets the course record at the mini golf place they have the Pike twins birthday at? What do you mean he learned how to play cricket over a long weekend in the UK? What do you MEAN your Canadian ass that grew up on a calm, tiny lake went to visit Rose in LA and just learned to surf from āsome guyā one of the days she was busy??
Shane doesnāt get why they all think itās so crazy. Heās a professional athlete, heās good at full body and mind control as well as adaptability and hand-eye coordination, and heās so used to being the best in the world at hockey that he views being mundanely good at anything else as barely noticeable. He argues with Troy over whether he counts as being good at basketball just because he killed them all at the basketball shooting game at a Dave and Busterās
They all start making bets to see who can find a sport Hollander isnāt good at. Harris is convinced heāll win with figure skating because Shaneās muscle memory will want to work against him with a technique thatās so similar but also so different, only for Shane to come out of an afternoon learning from his old friend who was at the Olympics with the ability to do simple jumps and spins and is insisting the whole team learn so they can incorporate it into plays. Harris is not allowed to make suggestions after that
Ilya just sits back and lustily watches his husband destroy their friends at volley ball, wrestling, tennis, broom ball, and ultimate frisbee. Shane participates in an all pro athlete Ninja Warrior event to raise money for charity and Ilya canāt watch the clips of Shane flying through the course like a bat out of hell unless he is able to fuck Shane immediately after it ends
walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes
Yeah, it's time to get this post out again
Itās insane outside
Tumblrās one true talent is making me sick of things Iāve never seen or read or heard.
Now look this post is wonderful but that year-
HOLLLLY.
Not saying anything else and no Im not being a bum like āOmg this post is so old uwuā in that way its like yeah its a long time agoā¦ butā¦ *cough cough* Im not giving anymore context but u can prolly guess
