You are the Duke of New York, You are A-Number One

mgs//jojo//aesthetic//nsfw

[momsbandana]

not when you look at him like that snake

[momsbandana]

hi! i know i havent been active on here in over 5 years but i wanted to show yall this atlantis styled otacon i just drew. hes probably talking about one his japanese animes? idk

[chickenstab]

somebody could literally make the funniest joke in the universe, expertly crafted and hand made like a fine artisan cheese, but it’ll never make me laugh as much as that one fucking comic where goofy steals a hat from himself in a different panel and defies all logic and starts crying

[chickenstab]

[momsbandana]

Is metal gear even a thing on this website anymore

[william-snekspeare]

I just need you all to know my mom called honeybees “spicy sky raisins” earlier today

[babyanimalgifs]

[ohyeahdavidduchovny-deactivated]

[i-still-want--to-believe]

The X-Files / 1×07 Ice

[languages-georg-blog]

So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.

Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.

“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”

[millionfish]

Hi!!! my name is otacon!!! ━━━☆ 

[justlet-melive]

<3___<3

[seventypercentethanol]

maybe we can fall in love

in any lifetime but ours.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via slayrgerl)

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

[tr-808]

capcom dios…

[artistmitchy]

[higharollakockamamie]

Differences in coping with killing one’s mentor

Big Boss: I’m going to remain on the battlefield and spend the rest of my life in bloody revenge, fighting against the world that killed her.

Solid Snake: I’m going to go to Alaska and hang out with some dogs. 

Big Boss: I’ll recruit everyone I meet into my own inescapable, unstoppable war machine that’ll set a precedent that will expand across the entire world.

Solid Snake: Like, a lot of dogs. 

Big Boss: No greater cause, no ideology. Nothing but warfare for its own sake.

Solid Snake: Dogs are great.

[crowthis]

Kaz is dead. I like your new costa rica pic

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

there are a whole lot of shows/games that i’ve never played but because ive been exposed to them so much through osmosis ive gotten to know and understand their major characters, settings, and a few of their major plot points. metal gear solid is absolutely not one of those examples

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

there are like 3 guys named snake and they all have eye patches. theres a man that has two guns and giant robots are also in it at some point. as far as i know its complete and utter nonsense and anyone that talks about its story as if its coherent at all is just fucking with me

[freudianity]

there is a real vampire as I understand it, and one of the characters dramatically meows in a cutscene. I’m torn between not wanting to know more in case it reveals boring context, and the assurances of everyone I know that there is no context to any of this.

[spritzeal]

i can assure you there is absolutely no context that makes either of those facts may any more sense. if anything the context makes them even more incomprehensible

[playerprophet]

This is true, and it’s also a masterpiece about war economy and PTSD.

[prokopetz]

Two grey-haired old men are fistfighting atop a giant nuclear submarine shaped like Mount Rushmore. One is wearing a skin-tight bodysuit; the other is naked from the waist up. The latter may or may not be possessed by the ghost of the former’s evil clone; it is unclear. The fate of the world hangs in the balance. Both of the men are on drugs.

What I just described is both an actual scene from a Metal Gear game and a perfect metaphor for the series as a whole.