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[thecomplaintionist]

Mingus Reedus

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[matchboxvingt-deactivated202310]

The holy trinity

[hip-hop-lifestyle]

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

[yyunglame]

how he gon ask me for all I got

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[whythebigpaws]

I mixed up “donkey kong” and “king kong” and accidentally said “kinky dong” to my parents today

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[b1rd1e]

What r u guys gonan b for halloween

[signalwave]

sad

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gay

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sexy

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goblin

[musicalhell]

[yungterra-blog]

tutorial

question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?

Simple:

filter

lowercase helvetica

for extra points: add japanese text

[atbuttches-deactivated20170204]

I’m taking notes 

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

wrong you do this

[animentality]

this site drifts further and further away from comprehensible humor every day

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[cannedcream]

[trusmurff]

A Beauty and the Beast AU where Belle realizing she loves Beast isn’t at some dramatic climactic event but during some randome everyday moment. Like, she’s filing her nails and just kinda glances up at him and he’s like doing something just as dull and it just kinda dawns on her that she loves him but she doesn’t voice it cause she isn’t exactly ready to confront thoes emotions and what they mean so she goes back to filing her nails but then is starts raining glitter and Beast is defying gravity in a glowing ball of light and the castle is changing back and everyone becomes human again. Then everyone is left in silent moment of shock and confusion and Belle, being completely unaware of what it takes to break the curse, is just staring around in horror while everyone freshly humanized comes running into whatever room she and Beast were in (probably the library) expecting to see something other than human Beast in a heap on the ground and Belle across the room in a chair frozen in shock and confusion and everyone just kinda looks at each other for a couple of seconds not realy sure what to say cause nobody is entirely sure what happened other than the curse was broken. Then Beast finaly gets up and looks around and realizes what this means and looks at Belle and is just like “you love me?” And Belle is just like “wat?”

[bairnsidhe]

ALTERNATELY: Belle falls in love slowly.  As a result, Beast turns back into a human slowly.  She overhears him singing in the shower (it’s amazing how old pipes echo) and realizes it’s that song she was trying to teach herself on the piano (okay, that the piano was teaching her).  It’s sweet and mundane, and lovely.  Meanwhile, in the bathroom, Beast is humming nervously as he looks at the fur clogging the drain.  He thought at least he’d be free of male pattern balding since he’s cursed!  Later, Belle gets a cold, and Beast brings her soup and sandwiches, and she curses at him because how dare he have such a hearty immune system, and he chuckles and leaves it.  After he’s gone, she notices he cut the grilled cheese on the diagonal, crusts off, exactly right.  Beast, downstairs, trips and falls, because the sudden lack of toe-claws threw off his balance.

And so on and so forth, so slowly she doesn’t really see it, she just assumes her memories were colored by her fear.  Until one day, as he goes out to tend his roses, she yells “Bye, love you!” and when he comes back in, all excited, she nearly beans him with an encyclopedia, because “WHAT THE FUCK, WHO ARE YOU?” and Beast is just “You seriously didn’t notice me turning back into a human?  You are so smart… and SO DUMB, I BEEN NEARLY DYING EVERY TIME, WHY DO I LOVE YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL DISASTER WOMAN!”

And Belle goes “…what?”

[synebluetoo]

1000% here for Belle the beautiful disaster woman

[mothmckrakken]

@salzrand thought you might appreciate this :’)

[salzrand]

This is relevant to my interests!!!

[henlolizer]

[iguanamouth]

apriishydoeden submitted: Shhhhh

It is nap time for car park gulls

everybody please be quiet, please

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[iguanamouth]

Now Youve Gone And Done It

[goddessvicky]

A+ can confirm

[nicejewishguy]

I'm gonna finally reveal my fetish

It’s love

[dancegavindance-deactivated2019]

Mike you’re into piss and we all know it

[rqindrops]

mike: cancer, pisces, aquarius, scorpio, gemini, sagittarius 

jiqqler: aries, leo, taurus, capricorn, virgo, libra

[dancegavindance-deactivated2019]

he’s a scorpio and I’m a capricorn so I fully sign off on this judgement

[nicejewishguy]

I THOUGHT YOU ASKED FOR MY BIRTHDAY SO YOU COULD GET ME A GIFT GOD DAMN IT

[dollarstoreravenclaw]

top 10 anime betrayals

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[bobo-tucci]

[obsoletetrillion]

[magiashley]

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[stormethecat]

[moonaknight13-deactivated201901]

A wife, husband, their child and their pet.

[sweetmeatdale]

In that order?

[i-restuff]

Donald duck & The other two

[bunney]

its weird being 18, 19, 20 in 2016 because i remember going into kindergarten and seeing those chunky ass giant computers at the desk and then going through school while technology rapidly develops and graduate in a world where people can have the entire internet and more just in their pocket like idk its so strange to me

[nasanap]

sorry to add to the post but I remember in 5th grade when they invented the “smart whiteboard” and my school won one for the library and everyone lost their shit because they were so expensive and I graduated high school last year and by the time I graduated every single classroom had one. Watching technology go from glitchy and expensive to powerful and affordable within less than ten years continues to blow my mind

[whats-your-name-man]

no but also like owning a flip phone was the Coolest Shit™ and you could take photos(???) and it was like so incredible, and it was all fun and games until you pressed the key for THE INTERNET and you knew you’d be charged so you pressed that cancel key eighty times and prayed to god that he’d take mercy on you…and then iphones became a thing and it was like unreal

[natalie-memeallister]

Going from vcrs and huge roll in tvs to streaming the movie online and projecting that onto the smart board within the span of 5-10 years.

[danisontnonfire]

ok but do you guys remember before proper projectors were put in there was the overhead projector that could only read clear plastics and it projected using light and mirrors

[fady-jaeger]

Technology

[yiuliel]

remember when you got your first phone, and it had monoton/polyphone ringtones=? OR THE FIRST TIME YOU COULD ACTUALLY PUT A SONG AS YOUR RINGTONE 1:1 that was such a huge thing…..Also the first phones with coloured displays, 100x100px photos……god what a time….

[squided]

I remember before iPods became a thing and I was in like 5th grade and I got a Walkman CD player (because regular CD players would skip and shit if you moved them too much and walkmans were like A+ technology that you could listen to CDs on the go) and I had like the whole case of CDs I’d take with me everywhere. Then iPods became the new norm and everyone’s mind was collectively blown

[squeeful]

My great-grandmother went from being the first house in town to have electricity to emailing her cross-national friends in her lifetime.

[homotology]

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