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[mongolian-deathworm]

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[vergak]

[adz]

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

[honeylemony]

What the fuck who drinks that

[adz]

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

[phage-necro]

this post always makes me laugh. this guy has the weirdest drink order and he probably never goes to this dunkin’ if it took seven months for the barista to see him again. so think about a coffee shop you go to so little you’re not even sure if you’ve gone there before and you walk in and the barista hands you the drink you were about to order before you even ordered it. he will remember that for the rest of his life

[adulthoodisokay]

“it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him” gets me every time.

[afloweroutofstone]

If someone manages to trick 35 different people into thinking they’re dating, I think it should not only not be illegal, but rewarded by a public medal of some kind

[afloweroutofstone]

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

what was he even arrested for

[unyanizedcatboys]

Envy 😔

[jammglass]

They unionized.

[hidingoutbackstage]

I am so untrusting of minors on discord as well as feeling bad for them and I think both feelings can coexist

[hidingoutbackstage]

I have been in public discord communities where the majority of fans are minors and honestly the behavior they exhibit is both inappropriate and shows a lack of caution

There have been kids I've seen who immediately post pictures of their face in photo-sharing channels, but it gets worse than that. They've posted baby pictures, pictures of them with friends and family members (mentioning those people by name as well) pictures at locations with captions relating that location to where they live ("me at the park by my house!") pictures of them at school.

If you are on semi-decent terms with these kids, and you ask, they'll often tell you what state they live in. Plenty of kids outside the U.S. will straight up tell you what country they live in as if to brag. If you ask someone what time it is for them out of concern that they're staying up to late, they'll tell you what time zone they live in and often end up talking about sleep schedule, home life, etc.

Kids will turn on their cameras in a public vc if someone else has theirs on too. Kids will feel embarrassed that they're on mute in a vc and always explain it with "my mic isn't working," never, "I'm not comfortable sharing my voice"

They'll share personal information like interpersonal relationships those in the server aren't a part of. They'll link their other social medias, even private ones. They'll introduce themselves in introduction channel with real name, age, and often their neurodivergency or even their triggers. And if you have a vent channel, they'll use it like a substitute therapist.

If you're a minor in a public Discord server, I get that you want to make friends, I really do. But you have GOT to be so careful in these situations. You CANNOT trust people, no matter how nice they are to you. You should ALWAYS exercise caution when operating and being part of a discord server. Please, this is not me being a wet blanket, this is me trying to help you be safe.

(P.S. Imo, minors should never be mods if 18+ people who know what they're doing are on the server)

[vargamour]

This. Absolutely all of this.

And also, if you're a minor, for the love of god don't talk about nsfw topics with adults. I don't care how "mature" you think you are, I don't care how comfortable you are with said adults, DON'T DO IT.

Don't bring it up, and if someone else brings it up, tell them you're uncomfortable with it. If you're under 18, you shouldn't be engaging in any kind of talk of a sexual nature with random adults.

And if you're an adult on a public discord, unless you're in a nsfw channel, don't bring up nsfw stuff because there might be minors present. It's scary how many times I've seen adults just drop sexual topics into a public chat with no regard of who else might be present.

So yeah. Minors be careful, but also, adults, be mindful of the minors around you. Unfortunately, the internet is not a safe place, so it's up to us, as responsible adults, to try to make it safer where we can.

[whatacatch]

[jrcodisd]

[valtsv]

evil billy joel we DID start the fire

[rubysapphrald]

[rubysapphrald]

[no-terfs-no-swerfs-no-fascists]

We have no choice but to stan a queen 💪❤️👑

[contevent-deactivated20210417]

Killing abusive husbands when there is no recourse, on. But killing people skipping military service? I hope she was selective.

[no-terfs-no-swerfs-no-fascists]

No, no, no... she wasn't poisoning thrm, she was giving them a "potion" that would make them appear very ill for a while so that they would be eligible for skipping military service.

[contevent-deactivated20210417]

Ho! Much better indeed!

[vareidow]

potion of dodge the draft

[wilwheaton]

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[anakinz-deactivated20220726]

no but the academy literally used chadwick‘s nomination as clout, moved the best actor category to the end and invited his family so the audience can think its to honor his craft and legend but instead, they gave the award to a white man. they used chadwick as a marketing strategy and are still profiting off of his death. disgusting.

[normal-horoscopes]

If the cia believed we could go to alternate realities we would have invaded one of them by now

YOU JOKE BUT THAT'S HONESTY ENTIRELY TRUE

[normal-horoscopes]

[timotaychalamet]

Dreams (1990) dir. Akira Kurosawa, Ishirô Honda

[ruinedchildhood]

[cikero]

I can’t stand elon musk’s simp army like okay maybe they could idk pay for a concerted clean up effort with those billions of dollars they have? You can’t just destroy this planet to get to other ones lol. source

[falseinnocencereturns]

[kaijutegu]

“Just remember, jumping on a regular bison and yelling “yip yip” will not make it fly. But you will.”

[fallinyourtidalwaves]

a lady yesterday bought a tiny red onion and i told her “wow i love this onion.. it’s so perfect” and she said “you understand me…”