imagine

imagine your imaginary friend out living you

[chris-evans]

This is so in character.. I CAN’T EVEN

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

today i spent a good 45 minutes looking at food service memes on instagram

[godlessondheimite]

[mkinnon]

i mean, there’s typecasting

and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times

four

separate

productions

[waitinghopingliving]

Here’s a bit of an explanation:

[theforestofthorns]

God I love her.

[peach-foxgloves]

No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

[rosesmomhasgotitgoingon-deactiv]

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

[lavender-lily]

oh thank GOD

[thatsthat24]

Training for the Big Day 💪

[socrappily-deactivated20140302]

“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

[angogabloggian]

“oh cool, what’s it about?”

“….uh….”

[starksnstripes]

[christophrnolan]

I love that everyone just knows

[ishipanarmada]

Or…alternately:

“what are you writing?”

“it’s a….story.”

“oh cool, what’s it about?”

“…uh…”

[chrispineofficial]

“can i read it?”

[dil-howlters-gay-dads]

“Oooh what are you drawing? Can I see?”

[mad-max-war-girl]

I FEEL THIS on a personal level

[risingqueen2]

So much truth has been spoken

[dreg-heap]

Another fucking bone thief?

[dreg-heap]

AAAAHHHHHHH!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[linoone]

THATS THE TOE NECKLACE PERSON AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[long-ago-1234567890]

this is genuinely so fucking disgusting and horrifying. let her rest in peace and stop being a racist piece of shit with a CHILD’S REMAINS

[ohsounlucky]

Chiming in as a professional osteologist: this is wildly unethical and unfortunately extremely common. Big shock, but most bone hoarders are entirely ignorant of history and/or racist shit heads who powertrip off the opportunity to own somebody else’s remains. Most are unspeakably boring people who feel the need to pretend to be a witch / cultist / scientist / curator so that someone will think they are edgy and cool, and either don’t know/ don’t care that many older medical specimens were obtained before consent and professional codes of ethics were a thing. Inevitably, academic institutions clean up the messes that these idiots leave behind, and this behavior isn’t victim free. There is a huge difference between donated medical specimens, and whatever the fuck this situation is. Nobody ever consented to be shown off like a trophy by some empty-headed scene kid whose grasp of human decency is even shittier than her dye job.

[warframe]

heres a master collection of the worst screencaps youve ever seen:

and of course, because everyone is a crackhead today i guess:

and of course, at PEAK headassery, we have this:

[glitterandsalt]

What the ffffuck

[silverjirachi]

Hey guys not to dip in on the discourse here but selling human remains on etsy directly violates etsy’s policies and i’d definitely not snitch if a couple (a lot) of people reported this.

[arcreads]

can my followers who have etsy report this please?

[huntingatdusk]

Because it can be a bit hard to find out where to report things (it took me 15 mins on searching around because im dumb) I took some screenshots to help people report her.

1.) Report her shop altogether. She’s selling HUMAN REMAINS. Her whole shop needs to be taken down. I already reported her but here you can see the item that should be reported as well as where to report her shop.

2.) When you’re on the page for the item you want to report, scroll all the way down. Then click “Report this item to Etsy’

3.) This is how you fill out the report form. If you want to go into detail about the product, even better! Go for it! I kept it short to show off the reporting box

Just click report this listing and call it a day! I would recommend only reporting once- we don’t want to flood them with reports to the point where they can’t sort through them to properly take down her shop. I hope this helps!

[onlyjimfromit-deactivated201608]

I intend on cosplaying Kuzco this summer, and I innocently googled “llama costume” and I feel like a whole new world has opened up before me. What a time to be alive.

[milkvat3]

Have you ever cried bc of a llama in a lobster costume bc i have and i dont want to be alone in this

[blackmoonrose13]

I remember something like that at a fair…only it was cows

[vrandaa]

[stark-raven-mad]

Modern poetry at its finest

[catchymemes]

Those are some damn cleaned glass doors

[imonlyadumpling]

Wholesome prank

[mjalti]

me: I love being single & humble :)

me, 3 am:

[msnbcpundit]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[apjvff]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[almostvivian]

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

[allisquish]

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

[riskpig]

I’ll allow it.

[sensitive-inferno]

I have but two words:

[durnesque-esque]

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

[kaleymonster]

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

[riskpig]

Perfection.

[medinaquirin]

@anotherspecter

[biglawbear]

I ride into battle on one of these

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

Animal Companions

[techcat]

Fresh combat

[somecutething]

[sir-thursday]

Fucking superb you funky little goblin

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[parks-and-recreation-department]

[themummygifs]

From “Broad” to “Sweetheart” …

bonus:

…and my personal favorite

[anbanananna]

The first one will forever be my fave.