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[narcissistcookbook]

the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

eel deets from @whitefangthefightingwolf

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[monkeyizbetterthenman]

I have this admittedly dumb idea that the T’au’Va god entity that we saw in the Shadowsun book is an ascended Erda who’s been trapped in the Warp because her immortal body couldn’t reform after Erebus killed her with the Athame.

Forced to hide again, now presumably hunted by the Chaos Gods, she found the T’au and saw that their very small and dim souls cloaked her and (not without grate strain) manifested a warp storm that protected them from Imperial forces.

After a few more thousand years and with the introduction of humans to the T’au Empire began to manifest herself more and more with the power of faith.

[also because they are both hated by the fandom, and so I also thought it would be funny].

[monkeyizbetterthenman]

I created this AU where everyone is a Gladiator.

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Petep—also known as Peter—joined the Phoenix Program for reasons he refuses to disclose and very much does not want to discuss. The closest thing he has ever offered as an explanation was a flat, unhelpful: “For mummy reasons.”

SDN Human Resources eventually informed him that he either needed to upgrade his costume or accept a reassignment as a dispatcher. Apparently, there had been multiple complaints about a “desiccated zombie” traumatizing children. Petep chose a third option instead, casting a spell to make himself resemble a well-dressed Arab businessman.

As for how he knows English—being shipped from England to America and forced to endure centuries of nonstop tourist chatter tends to do that to a person. After a few hundred years of listening to people yap, picking up the language was inevitable. And if you’re wondering how he can even speak at all… it’s magic. Don’t question it.

On the subject of magic, Petep is capable of creating illusions so vivid they feel genuinely real. He also dabbles in mind reading and has a deeply unsettling fondness for making people relive their most traumatic memories—purely because he finds it funny. Yes. He’s kind of a dick.

Petep is deathly afraid of water, which has made his relationship with WaterBoy… strained, to put it mildly. Every chance he gets, Petep takes the opportunity to hurl insults at him, usually at impressive volume.

[monkeyizbetterthenman]

Imagine how interesting it could have been if Erda didn’t die lore wise pointless death and actually survived up to the 41st millennium and somehow either manipulation or merit was elected as a new advisor for Guillimen.

But nobody knows who she really is.

And imagine if she knew that Lion returned and is telling Guillimen to lead the next crusade into Imperium Nihilus.

Imagine the character dialogue?

[monkeyizbetterthenman]

I have this silly headcanon that after her murder at the hands of Erebus with the Athame dagger, Erda’s body couldn’t fully reform in realspace, leaving her trapped in the Warp. After millennia—whether eons or mere minutes in Warp time—she eventually found herself watching the T’au. At first she was only an observer, using the comparatively weak souls of the T’au to hide from Chaos. But after the appearance of the Ethereals—beings who may or may not be creations of the Eldar—Erda gradually began to influence certain events for the T’au. She wasn’t strong enough to do anything overt, and they never noticed her, but she was able to guide them through subtle manipulations over the centuries she spent among the xenos. However, after the opening of the Startide Nexus, she began to take a more active role.

The art is by me.

[monkeyizbetterthenman]

How I imagine the Emperor was after his and Erda’s brake up. This would honestly explain a lot on why he’s so incredibly inconsistent with his powers and especially emotions and empathy.

Bro was still dealing with being dumped and Malcador was there to actually suffer from the consequences, cuz has also deal with the Primarchs and their emotionally unstable asses.

Now he has to deal with an emotionally damaged basically God.

[monkeyizbetterthenman]

I made Balkan inspired WoD characters. A Croatian, Slovenian and Serbian.

There might be more on the way.

[monkeyizbetterthenman]

Alfred in the 41st millennium.

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Erda left, but she forgot Leetu (by accident) and Big E has to learn to be a dad. Malcador didn’t want to babysit Erda’s kid.

[monkeyizbetterthenman]

If Kitten got Shadowsun, and Lion Farsight. It's only fare she gets him.

[monkeyizbetterthenman]

Who is Tom Bombadil?

The living incarnate of the woods

Eru Ilúvatar pulling a prank

Voting ended onFeb 19, 2024

[monkeyizbetterthenman]

I really want, if they ever show God, for him to not be some evil old tyrant because that just feels cheap. Instead, I want him to be just a crazy old lunatic with a plan so unbelievably complex and paradoxical that only he can understand it. Michael and other archangels are just there to make sure it happens.

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Like everyone already knows Bee is dating Vortex, and there where no reactions from the other sins. What is Mammon planing to do with the fact that Azmodius is dating Fizzarolli?

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