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Peter Solarz
Sweet Seals For You, Always
hello vonnie
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
#extradirty
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Love Begins
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Game of Thrones Daily
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Keni
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@monochromayhem-has-gone-ghost
Yesterday at the foster clinic there was a woman with a litter of tiny, tiny kittens, one of whom was a beautiful orange and white creamsicle. I told her, “I love orange boy cats, they are all so stupid.” and the foster mom said to me, with tears of love in her eyes, face glowing with maternal pride, “He is only 6 days old and I can already tell that he’s going to be so stupid!”
A few years ago, when I was still in an all-girls catholic high school, one of my teachers told us in her weekly “it’s just a phase” lectures that lesbian relationships are toxic because unlike a man and a woman, two women understand each other completely, thus, making it harder for one to break up with the other, resulting in them being trapped in a lesbian relationship for the rest of their lives just because they got too cozy with having a partner that supports and cares for them.
Anyway can you imagine being straight and thinking that people understanding their partners needs are toxic im so glad i cant relate
you’ll be cursed by happiness
“Don’t be a lesbian your partner will actually respect you and care about your feelings and make you feel good”
I knew this guy in high school who wouldn’t sleep with his socks off
I hope is sleeps soundly
My Friend is Awesome!!! (w/ @thejoanglebook)
A follower submitted a script that their younger sibling wrote for us, so we decided to bring it to life.
AAAAAHSFJDSLKDSFLKJG MY SISTER FREAKING LOVES IT THANK YOU ITS AMAZING
Can’t… stop… watching
Please unmute
Being drunk is not really all that it’s cracked up to be.
time sure does fly when you're
when you
you just
this is how having executive dysfunction feels
today my diet has consisted of five guys and popyes so im probably gonna live forever
u ate…… 5 whole people……..
6 counting popeye
my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion
2018. The century is currently in its teen years. Which might explain why everyone is so edgy and sensitive about everything.
do you SHFDDHSJKSAA at me sir
no sir i do not HDFSJKHDSSA at you but i do SDFSIJGFDSA
do you beef sir?
beef sir NO sir
fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same
in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.”
so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad
yeah
more fun facts: disney/pixar did the same shit right back several years later
mr. incredible’s boss is a caricature of jeffrey katzenberg
someone has probably already added this but I can’t have this post going without the Very obvious addition of UP’s villain Charles Muntz- the send up of Disney’s old boss and legendary asshole, Charles Mintz
entire animation teams taking overt digs at horrible bosses is tea
Mintz is the douchenozzle that made Disney the large, loomingly destructive presence it is today. Had he been, like, WAY nicer, we wouldn’t have had to see stories about how Disney fucked over the public domain or whatever.
I’m of no use to you anymore.
@robertsrulesofshutup
I can’t wait until we get to a point where the disparity of height between dog breeds becomes so wide that essentially the dogs are no longer the same species. When this happens, I will sit in my lawn chair with a mocha iced coffee and some buttered popcorn and laugh as creationists scramble again to justify “kinds”.
you’ve heard of fat pikachu now get ready for
fat pichu
So I made a compilation of my favourite semi-overlooked vines, enjoy
Watch your profanity
Link for convenience: emotionbuffdudes.com
Hey y’all.
As some of you know, this comic started right here on Tumblr. It in fact, stayed exclusively here for a while. Here is a link the first post ever of anything having to do with Owlturd/Shen Comix, made on Feb 20, 2013:
http://shencomix.com/post/43543443143/hello-world
And here is the text of it:
Welcome, dear visitor, to Owl Turd Comix. I generally go by Shenanigansen, and I’ll be your host today – feel free to settle in and get comfortable. You might be thinking:
1. Shen, how are you so good at naming things? (It’s a talent.)
1b. Can you name my baby? (Yes.)
3. So what is this site and what will it be used for?
Well, usually I would prefer to remain mysterious and say something like “all will be clear in due time,” and that’s mostly because I myself only have the foggiest idea of the answer to that last question. I will post comics here. Will they be funny? Eh, hit and miss, I imagine, just like anything else.
But I’ll at least get a smile out of you. I promise.
Cheeky, right? But I was being totally honest about the “no idea what I’m doing” part. Many people ask me why I called it “Owlturd Comix.” It was because I was looking up funny domains on godaddy, and decided to start a webcomic on a whim at 2 AM.
Now here we are, what, 5 years and some months later?
A book. Holy shit.
All of this would have come to nothing without your readership and support. I wouldn’t be making these comics if y’all weren’t there to read them. So, whether you’re a longtime fan or you just discovered this stuff yesterday, I just want to say this: Thank you.
