Under a Monochromatic Sky

icon is official art by etherane|| technicolorxsnova's spam blog, nothing is tagged so be careful!

[boxheadpaint]

[queercoded-disney-villain]

Aw, what a good girl. That’s right, kitten. You’re going to come back to my house and. Wgat was that.

[official-house-posts]

Official House Post

[adastrabbit]

these new tumblr ui changes are getting out of hand

[crayongirl]

House of Leave Our Website

[badassdemonsword]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

i cant believe this

[sufficientlylargen]

You can’t believe it because it’s not true. Tumblr puts a comma after the thousands place, so an unedited screenshot would read “2,406 notes” - that’s how you can tell that this screenshot has been altered.

The actual post only got 42 notes. Someone made this forgery to make it look like more people follow the staff.

[vicholas]

Why are people now saying "LARP" when they mean "poser". It's confusing.

[vicholas]

Everyone is always parroting The Buzzword Of The Month without actually knowing what it means or where it comes from, make it stop

[gunsandfireandshit]

Kinda like how "POV" went from "(implied first person) Point Of View" to "there is a video"

[mrbossguy-returns]

little known fact: this actually means youre getting old

[gunsandfireandshit]

"Using specific descriptive language so wrong and so frequently that it means nothing is PUNK!"

[cali]

Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy me: not true Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform me: thats right

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

this pride month im coming out as a furry stoner

[senthemink]

Dope

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

where? *drops to all fours*

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[dorothylarouge]

[human-pet-they]

girl who has at most irritated another person: i'm evil i actually deserve to die

guy who is responsible for derailing at least a dozen separate people's lives: the way john wick reloads his gun looks badass but it's actually also really efficient

[kaylmao]

[valla-chan]

I fed your talkfruit to my messagepig sorry

[c3rvida3]

I just learned that a lot of vintage perfumes and fragrances were intentionally created to blend well with the ever-present smell of cigarettes, and in specific a lot of iconic ones that are super musky and floral and civet-heavy were intended to compliment the smell of fur coats or even "refresh" that new fur coat smell, which is one of the reasons (besides just shifting preferences and trends) that a lot of them smell really, really bad to modern noses.

I bet there's some stunning genius diva out there right now who meticulously coordinates her Victoria's Secret body mists with her vape flavors.

[transxfiles]

[captain-price-returns]

[knilolas]

[charl0ttan]

*beginning to suspect my roommate is a pulley* hey man would you mind picking up this big crate by changing the direction of applied force, thereby reducing the force needed? no reason

[maxfact]

My mom would love this post

[maxfact]

I was right

[redpandarascal]

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

[hong--zhi--zhu]

[frustratedasatruar]

[rainbowgod666]

Ok the last one got me laughing actually