brutus/bane

it's not me

[targetedknowledge]

[monstarfunk]

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[johnbottoms]

hate when men have big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow . shut the fuck up

[crazy-brazilian]

Holy shit he’s back

[punkitt-is-here]

he hit retry finally

[eliluminado7]

why so cracy

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

DEMOCRACY = DEM ALL CRACY

[eldritchbauble]

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

[segamascott]

if you're in a happy healthy relationship with the love of your life please keep it to yourself

[capnsoapy]

🤭 I'm a girl but with a little 😏 extra something 😉

Can you guess what? 🤪

[capnsoapy]

Wrong! Bird strike!! 🦉🦉🦉🦉

[z3bula]

HE'S REACHING FOR HIS HONESTY AND KIND NATURE

[helenvaughans]

i should just outright say, at a baseline: if you believe literally ANY politician is just doing anything purely out of the goodness of their heart, you are a sucker. if you're savvy and sufficiently intelligent (which i like to assume my followers are) this is so obvious as to not even be worth mentioning. however, this is why, ultimately, the only thing you can really trust a politician on is their literal actions. what they say and whatever lip service they give is irrelevant; what they DO is what's important, and in that sense, whether or not their stated motives are sufficiently "pure" is kind of irrelevant.

[theconcealedweapon]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

the sativa...!!

[cappyclementine]

Ohhh wait...I'm cute!!! :OOOO!!!! *aims my pistol at your head*

[sobadbad]

OUR PLANET 1.04 • Coastal Seas

[utopians]

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

[heartpy]

I think if humans layed eggs then our bosses would still make us come into work even after laying eggs... they'd say "get an incubator! you don't need to watch them!" and we would be forced into work every day instead of sitting on our eggs, so tragic! so cruel!!!!!

Posted by a birdbrain who is very very upset about having to go to work tomorrow morning

[heartpy]

Its like this

[sandsvendor100]