I think probably all my old roleplay friends are gone now. That seems to be the way these things go. Everyone moves on. Except me.
Stuck.
Not today Justin
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

if i look back, i am lost

shark vs the universe

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we're not kids anymore.
Mike Driver
occasionally subtle
YOU ARE THE REASON
d e v o n
almost home
trying on a metaphor

#extradirty

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I think probably all my old roleplay friends are gone now. That seems to be the way these things go. Everyone moves on. Except me.
Stuck.
Integra ranting (questioning) about Alucard’s new “Fashionable outfit”.
Gold Fireflies Dance Through Japanese Enchanted Forest in the Summer of 2016
An array of photographers captured these stunning images of gold fireflies during Japan’s rainy season in June and July. A dazzling long-exposure effort, the fireflies resemble a chimerical glittery effect only seen by fairies in enchanted forests.
(h/t: spoon&tomago)
you know ive hit quality blogging when i post a picture of 16 vicars riding oblivion
#oh my god
That’s what they said
And by looking at that picture, you can experience the roller coaster… vicariously.
even better than the one in the front right corner: the one in the front middle who’s like HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH
Wait but there are more!
Now this is the sort of quality religious content I want to see on my dashboard
SEEMS LIKE A HELL OF A RIDE
HOLY WATER SLIDE
OH MY GOD
The Crystal Cave is a cave system in Belize that was used by ancient Mayan shaman for ritual ceremonies. Fire pits, exposing the ashes of ancient fires; charcoal pieces; beads; obsidian knives; ceramics & broken pottery; a human skeleton - calcified in the limestone floor- all evidence of the flourishing ancient Maya civilization.
but will this hurt me if I swim in it
Forest Awaken – horror concept by Markus Vogt
do you ever look at weird medieval art and realize that it’s basically 13th century shitposting
?????? i am literally appalled. what poor image are they setting for america, i’m sorry. those girls don’t look like pole dancers SIR. i can’t stress enough how pissed i am.
Funny how the country of “freedom” can be ruled buy individuals’ religion and stupidity
they`re upset because she showed her KNEE?! HOW FAR DOES ONE HAVE TO SINK TO BE DISTURBED BY A KNEE?!
What the literal fuck
Conservative republicans: Muslims are barbaric how they make women cover so much ! Clearly an oppressive society making women submissive slaves, its ridiculous !!! Conservative republicans: …and they cannot show any of their feet outside of socks and YOU CAN SEE THEIR KNEES thats repulsive !!!
This is coming from someone with the name “Dick Head”
#CROW NO
Crow: CROW YES!
It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.
science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing
Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.
Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:
THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE
BECAUSE IT IS FUN
This speaks to me on a molecular level.
birbs just wanna have fun
Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.
‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’
I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo
Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.
Reach for the sky! Also, some undersnoot.
The Chim Position, and Knowin About It
THE WISTERIA ONE
“…and that’s when I had the emotion, counselor.”
Okay, I want a superhero story in which the superhero is one of those ‘normal kid gets superpowers through freak accident’ and goes out and fights crime, and of course runs into the supervillain at some point and tries to take them down. And the villain, a couple minutes into the fight, realizes they’re fighting a literal child and just has an internal freak-out about this new development. Because, fine, I’ve got plans to steal all of the world’s largest gems and I’m generally not a nice person, but holy fuck there’s a kid coming at me. This is a kid. I can’t with this.
So the supervillain instead of trying to kill/hurt their nemesis goes through all these complicated plans to trap them or put them to sleep or stick them in a large tank or something so they can go ahead with it. Sometimes it works and the supervillain spends a harried half hour lecturing the superhero about maybe going to school and being safe instead of doing this, that would be nice.
The supervillain staying up at night occasionally wondering if the tiny superhero is out there trying to get themselves killed right this moment. The supervillain sending supervillain henchmen ninjas out to tail the superhero and help out if it ever looks like the superhero is going to get killed. The supervillain takes to pacing around and muttering to themselves occasionally about PARENTING and RESPONSIBILITY and how they never signed up for this shit. Actually petitioning their version of the Justice League to have someone step in and do something about this, that kid has to be like twelve and what is everyone thinking???? Bonus points if the kid has no parents and the villain finds this out and spends a night internally screaming about it.
Basically I want a supervillain unwittingly becomes the super worried parent of the kid who is actively trying to foil their every plan and topple their evil regime.