Ask Moonflash

[nullendvoid-deactivated20210922]

Coke or Pepsi feat Me and Jon and Shane

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[sex-drugs-rockyhorror]

I love how this post is like “Oh, clean up some of the nastiest, hard to clean shit with coke!” but doesn’t mention “Hey, you actually ingest this stuff that can clean CORRODED CAR BATTERIES.”

Uhg.

[keeperofthehens]

Heyyy this is because when you put carbon dioxide to make the carbonated water, you get carbonic acid. Carbonic acid varies in how much the pH is, especially in the different coke products. Strong enough to dissolve rust but not steel or any of the metals mentioned here.

But here’s the thing, carbonic acid is not one of the 6 strong acids. You know what is one of those? Hydrocholric acid. You know where you naturally secrete hydrocholric acid? Your stomach. Hydrochloric acid is some nasty stuff and WILL eat away at a screw if allowed to soak long enough. If you ever got just drop of a diluted solution on your skin in chem lab, then you can see where that would happen very easily.

The stronger acid wins. Your tummy is fine when you drink coke. Your tummy makes acid strong enough to fuck that corroded battery up. It can handle a can of coke. Please don’t swallow a screw or something to test this tho, please.

[bunnyyaga]

thank you science side of tumblr <3

[ryttu3k]

Seriously. You could probably do all of these with lemon juice (citric acid) or vinegar (ethanoic, or acetic, acid) just because acids work in pretty similar ways. Actually, when you see people recommending vinegar as a household cleaner? This is what it’s doing!

Also, as someone who has accidentally inhaled hydrochloric acid fumes, TRUST ME, THE CARBONIC ACID IS MUCH BETTER.

[fluffmugger]

Every time I see a hysterical post on modern food I just kinda point and laugh

Because dude. Dude.  You know what you breathe in and out every fucking second to survive? Oxygen. An incredibly corrosive gas that is probably responsible for more deaths across the history of the planet than anything else. Not only that, it’s a biproduct of photosynthesis. You literally rely on plant excretions to survive

Do you know what most of your body is made up of? Water. Which, given enough time, will destroy anything. That morning coffee you like? Well shit, caffeine - lifeblood to many - is actually an incredibly potent nerve toxin (If you’re an insect). Plants actually produce that shit as an insecticide. That refreshing zing from citrus?  Acid.  That juicy smack of a tomato? Acid and cadmium.  That tart in an apple? Arsenic.  That seasoning you put all over your fish and chips? Acid strong enough to destroy seashells - life that has evolved to survive living in a salt-drenched sea.

Stop being a tit and drink your damned coke.

[mindblowingscience]

EVERYTHING. IS. CHEMICALS.

[burntfur]

It’s Moonflash’s birthday and this is the best picture I’ve drawn all week! Moony is now six-years-old(Which is like, thirty in human years). I drew a little Coca Cola themed butterfly for him. X3

[burntfur]

Ehhh, this didn’t come out right. Moonflash’s birthday is in two days, so to celebrate, I drew him with a Coke. I’ll make something better in the upcoming days until his actual birthday, the 14th. 

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[sex-drugs-rockyhorror]

I love how this post is like “Oh, clean up some of the nastiest, hard to clean shit with coke!” but doesn’t mention “Hey, you actually ingest this stuff that can clean CORRODED CAR BATTERIES.”

Uhg.

[keeperofthehens]

Heyyy this is because when you put carbon dioxide to make the carbonated water, you get carbonic acid. Carbonic acid varies in how much the pH is, especially in the different coke products. Strong enough to dissolve rust but not steel or any of the metals mentioned here.

But here’s the thing, carbonic acid is not one of the 6 strong acids. You know what is one of those? Hydrocholric acid. You know where you naturally secrete hydrocholric acid? Your stomach. Hydrochloric acid is some nasty stuff and WILL eat away at a screw if allowed to soak long enough. If you ever got just drop of a diluted solution on your skin in chem lab, then you can see where that would happen very easily.

The stronger acid wins. Your tummy is fine when you drink coke. Your tummy makes acid strong enough to fuck that corroded battery up. It can handle a can of coke. Please don’t swallow a screw or something to test this tho, please.

[bunnyyaga]

thank you science side of tumblr <3

[ryttu3k]

Seriously. You could probably do all of these with lemon juice (citric acid) or vinegar (ethanoic, or acetic, acid) just because acids work in pretty similar ways. Actually, when you see people recommending vinegar as a household cleaner? This is what it’s doing!

Also, as someone who has accidentally inhaled hydrochloric acid fumes, TRUST ME, THE CARBONIC ACID IS MUCH BETTER.

[fluffmugger]

Every time I see a hysterical post on modern food I just kinda point and laugh

Because dude. Dude.  You know what you breathe in and out every fucking second to survive? Oxygen. An incredibly corrosive gas that is probably responsible for more deaths across the history of the planet than anything else. Not only that, it’s a biproduct of photosynthesis. You literally rely on plant excretions to survive

Do you know what most of your body is made up of? Water. Which, given enough time, will destroy anything. That morning coffee you like? Well shit, caffeine - lifeblood to many - is actually an incredibly potent nerve toxin (If you’re an insect). Plants actually produce that shit as an insecticide. That refreshing zing from citrus?  Acid.  That juicy smack of a tomato? Acid and cadmium.  That tart in an apple? Arsenic.  That seasoning you put all over your fish and chips? Acid strong enough to destroy seashells - life that has evolved to survive living in a salt-drenched sea.

Stop being a tit and drink your damned coke.

[mindblowingscience]

EVERYTHING. IS. CHEMICALS.

[meriloft-deactivated20141122]

It IS safe to say though that drinking/eating too many acidic foods CAN damage some things such as the esophagus or teeth - but it does require QUITE a lot of acid.

[bromiga]

SCIENCE, BITCH

[real-gifs]

[burntfur]

Typical Moony. Him and his Coca Cola obsession.

[burntfur]

A few weeks ago, moonflash(’s muse) had to go to the vet. He’s healthy now, but he still has his shaved arm. SO WHY NOT A FUNNY LOOKING DRAWING ABOUT IT!

[moonflash]

/'o'\ Burrrntyyy, don't embarrass me with that unflattering picture!!!

[moonflash]

Oh my gosh guys, this dude boiled Coca Cola! I wanna eat that goo so badly! It looks so tasty~

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[mypetufo]

ADVANCED TECHNIQUE

[bewbin]

am i doing it right?

[neeek-deactivated20220906]

Isn’t it supposed to be a line of coke?

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[xxnnn2n2n]

Ha Ha Ha, oh my hg, pleas look at ragdoll cats, they are soo fluffly and beautiful

look at HOW Big and fluffy they get

please look at this lovely cat

cool fur!cool fur markings

look at the kittens. Look a t them look at 

SMALL BALL OF FLUFF.. 

also look at how they sleep. W

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[kuro-tokyo-deactivated20200717]

betrayal.

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[passthatdutchbymissyelliott-dea]

my dad yelled “henessey come do a line of coke with me!” so i went to the kitchen and he set this up oh my god

[staticpoison]

this makes it sound like you were totally up for doing a line of actual coke with your father

[rtrddphts]

[iwillmindfuckyou]

i need an explanation

[typical-boyband]

looks like a bunch of coke heads to me

[pidgeonlittle-deactivated202007]

They’re summoning Sassy

[ask-dat-sassyshorty]

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