[godspeedyoublackemperor]

this gif specifically is the worst thing ive seen all week

[empathviv]

me being born

[avvocarlo]

when the roast beast hits

[oniongarlic]

[nastywizard]

[oniongarlic]

[nastywizard]

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

can i fucking help you

[studentlifeproblems]

[wegotmonsters-deactivated202202]

*without trying to make you feel stupid

[serialkillersx]

THIS

[mogifire]

you awkward Audrey, you

[modmad]

So this just happened.

My sincerest apologies to the random dude that I just French dipped in public and then proceeded to make a comic about.

[modmad]

holy crap this made its way back onto my dash why are there that many notes there should not be that many

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

I wonder if there’s a sea food place called Prawn Shop

[wendihoe]

The world wasn’t ready

[borrowedfeathers]

This is the one that really kills me:

[64bitwar]

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

[jiskblr]

smol stomper

[fnord888]

extra strength stomp in case of extra strength sadness

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

thank u stomp dogs

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

THANK YOU STOMP DOGGOS

[heartshop]

From the Sydney Climate Strike

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

[desertpups]

they're such little shits

[thesourthernpansy]

Aziraphale: Gabriel was a mean person >:

Crowley: Come on, Aziraphale, you can do better that that!

Anathema: He was a Grade-A Bitch!

Crowley: Woooo, there we go!!

[jelloapocalypse]

Original Scooby-Doo is hilarious

[movedaccount12345-deactivated20]

Oh look it’s God

[the-worm-man]

He made it with his thought and 0.000001% power

[aqueerkettleofish]

I remember this episode and it’s worth pointing out that all of the villian-in-rubber-mask’s hijinks were explained…. BUT THIS WASN’T.

[funnelcloudd]

How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

[funnelcloudd]

“Henlo I am big twuck pwease give me wots of woom tank u :)”

“I WILL FUCKING PANCAKE YOUR CUCK ASS”

[rat-knife]

[inacatastrophicmind]

[x]

[shutupmerlin]

My boss doesn’t take me seriously because I’m the youngest in the office by a decade and spend most of my time making his life hell (unrelated problems).

Yesterday he asked me to help him with a problem with a program we use but wasn’t actually listening to me when I tried to help, so it wasn’t working. He asked who the expert on this program was in our office and I told him it was me. He asked who the expert was within the organisation and I told him it was me. He sent me out of his office saying he would call IT to fix it. So I very patiently went back to my desk, where my phone rang a minute later, with IT asking me to help someone who had a problem with the program.

The sheer unadulterated joy I felt making direct eye contact with my manager through the glass wall of his office whilst I answered his phone call will fuel me for WEEKS.

[waspinfested]

i cannot stand this i keep seeing op’s face like this in my mind

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

my brain is fired 

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

i mean fried

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

yknow what my brain is fired too. collect your things, i’ve had it with ur shit

[crokuta]

i have rude bitch disorder and it makes me say things like this 

[tinychubbybarista]

[princesstigerbelle]

BOX FOR PLAY

[tangerinebonfire]

Look at this beautiful angel

[princesstigerbelle]