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dogpuppy

idunnowhatpeoplecallblogsman

The ending of the first post has been cut out.

I cut it out, but now I’ve changed my mind.

idunnowhatpeoplecallblogsman

I have a feeling that, before Zane regained his memory (or perhaps even afterwards), he felt the need every night, without realising why, to check whether his friends were still alive. Because even though he couldn’t remember, subconsciously, the aftermath of his father’s death still lingered.

Bonus:

The deleted ending.

timegears-moved-deactivated2025

twilight princess funniest zelda game ever made

timegears-moved-deactivated2025

one of the reoccurring minor plots is that a 3 year old with the mental capacity of an adult is trying to abolish capitalism in the big city. there's a yeti couple living in an abandoned mansion and the guy yeti is like 10 times the size of and more visibly monstrous than the girl yet they made him a malewife. you can collect insects for a little girl that is insane about them and gives you strange and off-putting dialogue about each bug everytime you give her one and practically threatens you if you try to leave her home without giving her bugs she doesn't have yet. one of the modes of transportation in this game is being shot out of a giant canon by a depressed clown and landing on your feet with no injuries. there's a spaghetti western style minigame where the objective is to talk to 20 different cats. a chicken attempts to flirt with link. they made tingle into a sexyman caricature.

timegears-moved-deactivated2025

i completely forgot about ooccoo while making this post. this fucking thing:

timegears-moved-deactivated2025

and, of course, her son too

loreleywrites

Every time someone says that Twilight Princess is too grimdark and serious, I want to point them to this post. It’s a very silly game.

pumpkinspicebluntwrap

I ate a rotationberry and turned clockwise

pumpkinspicebluntwrap

sunderwight

"That pairing would never be canon" and what of it? I'm only supposed to ship what the church tells me to or something?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

gentle reminder that if u feel hungry soon after eating, it might be bc you’re eating mostly carbs without adding enough protein. try eating a handful of nuts or smthing alongside your next meal.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

and you don’t have to change the recipe or anything! you can eat what you were going to, just add some cheese cubes or a handful of nuts or salami slices on the side. u don’t have to change your meals, just add a little extra protein

kreature-ofthenight

thats nice but what do I need to do If I wake up around 3 am every other night with an unquenchable hunger for flesh even tho I ate normal balanced meals trough the day?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

spoonful of peanut butter

trustworthymedicaladvice

another way to manage the undying hunger for flesh is to eat 15-20 live crickets. their souls are weaker than most other animals that size but they are easy to get a hold of and have the best flavor

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

this checks out!

dogpuppy

nineteenyearoldmeblog

im fucking crying

vitariesocks

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

vitariesocks

2 pics. no caption

galileosballs

Also, please do not listen to how people talk about cover letters on this site. Cover letters are important, and in many industries you can be damn sure they'll be read. And no, they're not 'fanfic about working in your office', or just re-stating the resume contents in a fancier guise. If you treat them like that, then of course they're not doing much for you. That makes you sound like a syncophantic windbag, and it's not doing anything else to help.

I was trained in the dark arts of the cover letter by my mother, who is a hiring manager. And her training has paid off: I've been consistently told my cover letters are excellent. Let me pass on the wisdom.

The job of a cover letter is to give a prospective employer strictly more information than is on the resume. This is where you take the resume contents and put them into context. You look at the job requirements (you are looking at the job requirements before applying, right?) and look at your resume and ask the question (in your head) "why would a person think this candidate would be good for this job?" and your cover letter is the answer to that question. If you don't answer that question, the hiring manager is going to have to do it themselves, and you have way more information to work with than they do.

This is especially important if you're moving from one industry to another, because then the relevant connections aren't obvious. It's also very important if you're overqualified, because then you can use the letter to say "I know it looks like this job would be too entry-level for me, but I'm interested to pursue it for reasons x, y, and z". You can also use this space to explain away something that might otherwise be disqualifying, like job-hopping or a long break in employment. The tone to strike here is always matter-of-fact and constrained to topic - don't go into detail about health stuff or personal tragedy, just tell them what they need to hear: that this period of your resume was affected by [bad thing] but that it's now in the past and you're looking forward to the next chapter. Remember, one of the things they're trying to learn is whether you'd be content in this role, or whether you'd be miserable and leave after 2 months, which would force them to do all the work of hiring again. You're trying to establish that you will fit right in and not cause problems. Knowing what drew you to this job in particular (and don't just say 'money', that's true for everyone) helps with that.

And the other mistake? Everyone writes cover letters that are too long. One page is fine. Two is the absolute maximum, and that's if you have a lot of specific things to say. It's a waste of your time and theirs to pad it out with fluff. Of my two most recent successful cover letters (i.e. jobs for which I was interviewed) one was 390 words and the other was 550. That's the length of this post. How long did it take me to write this post? About 15 minutes to write, 5 to proof and edit. That's how long you should be spending on a cover letter, maximum.

katenepveu

For much more information, examples, advice:

Your cover letter is where you make a case for why you’d excel at the job, aside from what’s in your resume. A good cover letter can be the

b0nkcreat

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

creepymutelilbugger

atacked by my #MindWasp

b0nkcreat

Can you put those things on a leash please

creepymutelilbugger

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho

b0nkcreat

Commentary on: Society

homunculus-argument

The biggest fault in playing magic the gathering online is not being able to physically strangle your opponents. When the fuck did everyone else get the fucking Turbo Steroid Decks starting every game with some fuckass zero cost card going "if you have seven cards in your hand rn you win immediately no matter what" that summons a 12/13 Fuckzilla with vigilance and deathtouch. Like oh wow wowwee congratulations fuck you. I wonder if your mother is self-aware enough to regret having children.

indefiniteavatar

see, /this/ is how angry gamers are supposed to talk!

so take note, cos sounding like a bigoted broken record when your healer or tank drops the ball is just lazy

homunculus-argument

Gamer rage is the sound of a livid animal loudly biting at the bars of its cage because breaking your teeth on steel out of sheer frustration is the second-best thing to sinking them into someone's throat.