Morpheus said so

Live in Upstate New York. Interests include history, animals, nature, art, funny posts and GIFs, cartoons, horror movies/books, sci-fi/fantasy, paranormal/supernatural, conspiracy theories, things I'm obsessed with... that about sums it up.

[abby-howard]

Those words mean nothing to me. All cats will be my friend. This is an inevitability of the universe.

Ps back my kickstarter >:3

[demilypyro]

Want to hear a hot take?

[demilypyro]

Despite what modern core nihilism will tell you, the accidental nature and inherent meaninglessness of life as a biological phenomenon does not mean that our efforts are pointless but instead allows us all to determine what we personally desire out of life. It means we are free to pursue what our hearts desire, and so enables each of us to find our own unique meaning.

Also love is real.

And the majority of people in the world are inherently good-natured.

[thequantumqueer]

“if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.”

[killin-the-machine]

This is actually explained through Nietzsche’s concept of love of fate, embracing the truth of our lives and preferring the hand we’re dealt because our existence is what we have, and through this we can work to make it the best life possible.

[kdrm]

whoever composed the mii music. Rivals mozart

[athetos]

The composer is Kazumi Totaka - the voice of yoshi and composer for animal crossing!

[mesopelagic]

fuckin legend

[sarkos]

Obviously, I’m not linking to the article, because when I step in dog shit, I don’t turn to someone and say “You gotta try this“, but also because the joke tells itself

[bogleech]

written by “a technology investor”

you can’t make this shit up anymore.

[switch-up-snowfox]

pro tip to any startup out there; piracy can only be beaten by offering a better service. Movie piracy and video game piracy got cut down when netflix and steam became things, and it became just easier to go there for your stuff. Now everyone’s desperate for the bigger cut of the pie and keep making shit exclusive to their own platform they’ve driven people back to piracy.

What i’m saying is piracy happens when you hold what people want hostage.

[switch-up-snowfox]

I’ve only just realized this says privacy and not piracy.

you can throw your eggs now.

[venusrrvelez]

[throws you a chocolate egg] You still made a good point.

[paxamericana]

[fyamericandad-blog]

[reapercollection]

Classical get modernized !

- by  Lothlenan (Andrea Tamme)

[kaijuno]

Serval reacts to ice for the first time

[witnessings]

[o-kurwa]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Okay, I need like 50 right away! Found them on Amazon in case anyone wants to check them out.

Amazon.com : Myard Fireproof Imitated Human Fire Pit Skull Gas Log for NG, LP Wood Fireplace, Firepit, Campfire, Halloween Decor, BBQ (Qty 1

[visionaryness]

I mean I just use regular skulls…

[alsedes]

Right? It’s like buying a bag of pine cones. It’s sad people are too lazy to just bleach the skulls of their slain enemies anymore. Go outside! Plunder a city!

[creepled]

If you can’t harvest your own human skulls, store bought is fine.

[neutralgoof]

Millennials are killing the skull harvesting business

[despazito]

do u ever debate whether or not to engage somebody’s shitty comment so you go to their blog and 8/10 times its just

[teacupballerina]

ok but the blogs of 9/10 people who liked and reblogged this post in agreement are just

moral of the story: stop being condescending and mind ur business

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

isnt the 2nd person the guy that ships the powerpuff girls with aku

[punishedsjw]

[constanzeofficial]

Today on: Literally Nobody is Free From Sin

[f1m2pete]

Tumblr is constructed almost entirely of glass houses and rocks.

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Reductress is the best site, no you can’t change my mind.

[raishe]

I was just going to reblog this, but then I went to the site and now I’m wheezing:

[thisiswhereiletmymindexplode]

[wynn1ng]

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

[the-best-of-funny]

[argumate]

an apocalyptic cult prophetically warning that the world won’t end, ever

[argumate]

it’s just going to keep going on like this, groans dismal prophet

[matricejacobine]

[emmablowguns]

Snakes

[plomptipples]

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