knit yourself in

he/him. 29. gay trans farmer guy in the midwest. first joined tumblr in 2012, starting fresh in 2025 bc why not. content may be nsft/18+.

[moretreelesscrow]

Making an intro post bc I've been enjoying dipping my toes back into this world and think I might stick around for a bit...

Hi! My name is Andrew (actually it's not, but that's what you can call me). I started using tumblr in 2012 as a queer high schooler trying to keep up with the fandoms my friends were into and was completely hooked. Just like it did for lots of people, fandom gave me a place to explore my queerness and feel like I belonged. My relationship with this website and social media in general has changed a lot over time, but I still think this is the funniest place on the internet. I've gotten to a point where I only lurk on social media that has any connection to my real life anymore, so I wanted to start a new blog completely anonymously to see if having thoughts and opinions online could be any fun again. We'll see!

I'm not sure what this blog will turn into, it certainly won't be specific to any one fandom. Right now I'm really enjoying the Dan and Phil resurgence for all its sweet, millennial, nerdy, romantic, satisfying joy. Tomorrow it could be something else. I have a soft spot for complicated (but ultimately joyful) love stories about men who love men choosing each other even when it's hard.

Some other facts about me that may or may not be interesting:

I'm a white gay trans man

I'm a small scale livestock farmer

I have a cat and a dog

I'm extremely kinky and non-monogamous

I feel strongly about prioritizing platonic friendships

I've been known to write fanfiction occasionally here

My blog title comes from an Ada Limón poem

I live in the midwestern united states

I love to camp/hike/canoe/swim etc

I had a very short lived professional theater career before completely burning out and briefly moving to a town with a population of less than 4,000

My twenties were about patience in the face of uncertainty. Going into my thirties I'm hoping to live in a feedback loop of gratitude and generosity.

[hyenaswine]

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

[hyenaswine]

this is true, but it is not bioessentialist. both cis & trans men WILL see a mouse & eat it. this is because it is in their best interest to eat mice. they benefit from eating mice. this is essential to their class position, not their biological makeup.

[hollivens]

dan and phil pissed me off so i drew them making out nasty style

[milkandvoid]

[geopsych]

summer day, another year

[sixbucks]

Dachshunds by David Hockney

[botanyshitposts]

so many creatures putting SO much effort into putting ‘special’ fluids that TOTALLY aren’t water through every organ possible to clean them so they can use them again 2 seconds later. like why not simply sit on a damp substrate and pull water through your body by evaporating the extra out pores in your leaves lmaoooo

[botanyshitposts]

‘nooo nooo you don’t get it I need the big organ to run the fast firing nerves to run the machines that make the fluid go to work the big organ’. whatever chordate. lol

[shaudo-of-a-doubt]

troubleshooting time: arid area, low on damp substrate. what do?

[botanyshitposts]

good question! you could try closing your leaf pores for a while until more appears… sometimes you can also put more tubes down and feel around until you find some. water comes from the opposite direction of the sun unless it doesn’t ❤️ glad I could help!!

[transcyberism]

omg useless advice from privileged mfs from wet climates as usual... bet you don't even use CAM.

[botanyshitposts]

ok first of all i checked your profile and of COURSE its all meadows, say youre a grass who does C4 without saying youre a grass who does C4 100% speedrun challenge. sorry i wasnt blessed with a whole separate sheath of cells for increasing photosynthetic efficiency and nothing else but some of us actually have to adapt and deal with the VERY REAL AND SEVERE effects of photorespiration... literally imagine having 30 foot deep roots posting this. second of all 'plants in wet climates are privileged' you can literally live in water and use CAM??? isoetes erasure per usual on this website, neglected by an angiosperm monocot no less. why am i not surprised

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

this is why I come to tumblr. Nowhere else could I get Botany Discourse

[deboracabral]

come get ya juice

[cottoncandylesbo]

i cant watch gay porn anymore i cant figure out who's the good guy and who's the bad guy

[rabbitmotifs]

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

old people were right putting ellipses after everything you say actually rules….

[volatilevale]

how life feels when there's a sicko on the same disgusting freak wavelength as you

[antoniabishop]

loon at the lake

[bees-with-swords]

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

[hearnoweevil]

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

[mercurialmilk]

New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’

[389]

Musings from Anna Fusco

[pseudophan]

x

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich