earth's mighest heroes

Hello all! I'm mo 🤷‍♀️

[fanghusband]

vampires aren't even scary like okay you want to bite and suck? who doesnt

[theconcealedweapon]

[glowcowboy]

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

[friendofthefellowshipsnerdblog]

Reblog if reading someone else’s fanfiction has helped you get through a hard day

[animentality]

[lesbianbottomemes]

the gay girl dating scene is really like this

[orrrriggggg-deactivated20210115]

[lesbianbottomemes]

why did you add this to my post about wanting to have sex with women

[pieces0fconsciousness]

The post that almost went to horny jail, then landed in wholesome territory

[weaver-z]

Oh, shut the fuck up. Why is it “horny jail” for a woman to want to kiss another woman? Why do women who like other women require a “wholesome” edit to fix their “horny” comic that was about nothing more than an expression of attraction? Because we’re gross for our desires? Because we’re unpalatable unless we’re ~chaste~ and ~wholesome~ and ~unpolluted by sexual attraction~? People view all lesbian attraction as predatory and it SHOWS. I hope you’re ashamed of this, genuinely.

[catgirlforeskin]

Tumblr users never think critically about the religious views they were indoctrinated with as children and up creating cathowlwicism

[yourantagonist]

fixed it

[avocadomatcha]

TOM HOLLAND at the Monaco Grand Prix 27 May 2023

[lizzicleromance]

@starker1975 why does he look so good!!!!!

[starker1975]

@lizzicleromance bc he’s going to see the king drive!!! 😈🖤🏎️

[plaguedocboi]

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

[theboboshow]

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

[legsloveless]

[sydneymack]

Rowaelin and Manorian - Throne of Glass

Artist: @jodicreates_

[majesticduxk-deactivated2018121]

So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

[soupernabturel]

I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.

[whitmerule]

don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today

[hazeldomain]

Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.

[prairiedust]

Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.

[hazeldomain]

But do you pad across rooms? 

[prairiedust]

Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.

[mittensmorgul]

FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.

[k-vichan]

I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.

[dorkaelskunkworks]

This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.

[authorjcalamy]

I hate this post so much I clenched my fists and looked away, muscles bunching in my jaw. 

[bettsfic]

i’m so glad to see i’m not alone, i let out a breath i didn’t know i was holding

[ao3feed-thorki]

I looked at myself in the mirror, carefully mapping out every detail of my face, especially my eyes. They are cerulean orbs made of pure ocean water that can be seen a 1000 yards away. Is that disturbing? Yes. Yes it is.

[wewereinfinitelywolfstar]

My breath just hitched and I felt shame wash over me. I know I’m guilty of all of these. 😂

[fortisfiliae]

I felt my cheeks getting hot, deep red spreading across them, while reading these. The guilt is real.

[yourspecialeyes]

This whole post made me chuckle darkly.

[ashfae]

I raised an eyebrow while reading this.

[pearwaldorf]

This post made me quirk my mouth in amusement

[thetardigrape]

This is so wonderful it makes me want to slot my lips together with all of yours.

[nonasuch]

yeah okay I barked out a laugh at this.

[westiec]

oh.

[sydneymack]

Aelin and Rowan - Throne of Glass

Artist: @ckbooktok.art

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[notemily]

In case you wanted to know how the demise of Verification over on Twitter was going

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

they're letting just anybody order a happy meal nowadays

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i saw a sad person order one a d the employees jumped the counter and poured hot oil all on him and shatteredhis ankles with spatulas

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

they're letting almost anybody order a happy meal nowadays

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

Hey I'm gonna start something that'll maybe go nowhere let's go

Can we get this poll to a million total responses for no other reason than Number Go Up?

hell yeah we can

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lol. lmao.

number go up

hee hee. hoo hoo.

oh oh big number? big number go higher?

*reblogsreblogsreblogsreblogsreb

pff. psh. pfaw.

level 10 fool

I hereby declare under penalty of owie that I will give OP $5

Voting ended onApr 23, 2023

[high-quality-tiktoks]

“Give me liberty or give me death.”

[rylandsgrace]

Ok that's the one