Moribundity

Just meandering around.

[omghotmemes]

Bought a new generator and thoroughly reading the instructions.

[cosmonautroger]

[vomitdodger]

You know she loved the 80s!

[emmaubler]

Tear it up, Shannon

[beardedmrbean]

This video is older than some of you

[firefly-in-repair]

[edwardbateman]

this is what is happening between us when i like your vent post

[nocternalrandomness]

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

[guineapiggies]

Via cid_dwyer

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[horrorfilmdyke]

lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off

[punkitt-is-here]

cats

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[butwhypants]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[beardedmrbean]

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[tendie-defender]